Blog Profile / The Real Estalker

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Archived Since:January 13, 2011

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Here's The Deal...

First off, Your Mama would like to thank the children for their patience. We know we've kept y'all waiting a long time but there were, as they say, a lot of ducks that had to get in a row.We noted that most of y'all were mostly good in our near three week absence and didn't get too out of line in the comments section. Show More Summary

Listen up y'all!

It may incite the vitriolic wrath of a few of the more sharp-tongued children but Your Mama has none-the-less decided to take a two week retreat in a remote, morgue-quiet high desert location where telephone and internet service is, at best, unreliable. Show More Summary

Jakob Dylan Quietly Sells Malibu Mini-Compound

SELLER: Jakob and Paige DylanLOCATION: Malibu, CAPRICE: $7,375,000SIZE: 7,752 square foot, 7 bedrooms, 5 bathroomsYOUR MAMAS NOTES: It took a bit of a group effort between Your Mama and The Bizzy Boys at Celebrity Address Aerial to figure...Show More Summary

Louis C.K. Snags Gloomy Shelter Island Tudor

BUYER: Louis SzekelyLOCATION: Shelter Island, NYPRICE: $2,440,000SIZE: 4,957 square feet, 6 bedrooms, 3.5 bathroomsYOUR MAMAS NOTES: Most New Yorkers at least the ones we know and whether they can afford one or not, have a picture of their ideal weekend getaway. Show More Summary

Jason Priestley Upsizes in The Valley

BUYER: Jason PriestleyLOCATION: Studio City, CAPRICE: $2,720,000SIZE: 5,075 square feet, 5 bedrooms, 6.5 bathroomsYOUR MAMAS NOTES: A couple of weeks ago Your Mama and all the other celebrity real estate watchers learned from the long-legged...Show More Summary

Virginia Madsen On the Move

SELLER: Virginia MadsenLOCATION: Thousand Oaks, CAPRICE: $1,088,000SIZE: 3,691 square feet, 4 bedrooms, 4.5 bathroomsYOUR MAMAS NOTES: We have a lovely fella we'll call Missy Hoo Hoo to thank for the kindly communique that informed Your...Show More Summary

Steve-O Snags Hillside Digs Above Beachwood Canyon

BUYER: Steve-OLOCATION: Los Angeles, CAPRICE: $1,162,000SIZE: 2,398 square feet, 3 bedrooms, 3 bathroomsYOUR MAMAS NOTES: Just because giddily vulgar Jackass stunt performer Steve-O will gleefully staple his scrotum to his leg, voluntarily...Show More Summary

Stephen Gaghan Sells East Coast-y Abode in Brentwood

SELLERS: Stephen Gaghan and Minnie MortimerLOCATION: Los Angeles, CAPRICE: $4,995,000SIZE: 5,267 square feet, 5 bedrooms, 6.5 bathroomsYOUR MAMAS NOTES: Oscar- and Emmy-winning screenwriter Stephen Gaghan and his well-born wife Minnie...Show More Summary

Orange County Housewife Shannon Beader Needs a Buyer

SELLERS: David and Shannon BeadorLOCATION: Newport Coast, CAPRICE: $13,498,000SIZE: 13,306 square feet, 7 bedrooms, 8 full and 5 half bathroomsYOUR MAMAS NOTES: A little birdie dropped a note in Your Mama's inbox to let Your Mama know...Show More Summary

UPDATE: Jamie McCourt

In 2004 wealthy Massachusettsians Frank and Jamie McCourt—much of their wealth was derived from well positioned parking lots in Boston—paid a heart pounding $430 million for controlling interest the Los Angeles Dodgers professional baseball franchise. Show More Summary

UPDATE: Fleur de Lys

Buckle your real estate safety belts, butter beans, because Your Mama is about to reveal the name of the mystery buyer who shelled out $88.3 million in cash for Suzanne Saperstein's world renown Los Angeles estate known as Fleur de Lys (above). Show More Summary

Dolly's Selling in Solvang and in Idyllwild, Too!

SELLER: Dolly PartonLOCATION: Solvang, CAPRICE: $950,000SIZE: 6 bedrooms, 4.5 bathrooms (total)YOUR MAMAS NOTES: Last week we learned that seven-time Grammy-winning country music iconoclast Dolly Parton listed her excessively countrified...Show More Summary

Dame Helen Mirren's Hollywood Pied-a-Terre Still for Lease

OWNERS: Dame Helen Mirren and Taylor Hackford LOCATION: Los Angeles, CAPRICE: $40,000/month SIZE: 6,699 square feet, 4 bedrooms, 7 bathrooms YOUR MAMAS NOTES: One of the things that often flabbergasts celebrity real estate newbies is...Show More Summary

Sacha Baron Cohen Wants to Let His House

OWNERS: Sacha Baron Cohen and Isla FisherLOCATION: Los Angeles, CAPRICE: $85,000/monthSIZE: 5,377 square feet, 7 bedrooms, 7 bathroomsYOUR MAMAS NOTES: in July 2010, controversy courting comedian Sacha Baron Cohen and his charming, ginger-tressed...Show More Summary

Dolly Parton Lists West Hollywood Crash Pad

SELLER: Dolly PartonLOCATION: West Hollywood, CAPRICE: $1,395,000SIZE: 1,091 square feet, 2 bedrooms, 2 bathroomsYOUR MAMAS NOTES: The long-legged blond revealed today that Dolly Parton listed her West Hollywood crash pad for $1,395,000. Show More Summary

Sting and Trudy List London Townhouse

SELLER: Sting and Trudy StylerLOCATION: London, U.K.SIZE: 7,000 square feet, 7 bedrooms, 6 bathroomsPRICE: On ApplicationYOUR MAMAS NOTES: Deep in the night Your Mama received a covert communique from an eagle-eyed informant we'll call...Show More Summary

Pick Up Stick: El Fureidis

El Fureidis, the architecturally multi-cultural villa in Montecito, CA, originally designed by architect Bertram Grosvenor Goodhue for New York banker James Waldron Gillespe that was featured in the magnificent and magnificently violent...Show More Summary

Pick Up Sticks: January Jones

First came word from the long-legged blond at Trulia Luxe Living that Mad Men actress January Jones—single parent to a toddler, baby daddy unknown—listed her 2,200 square foot house in L.A.'s Los Feliz 'hood $1.495 million. (She purchased...Show More Summary

Poor, Poor Steven Cohen

Freakishly rich and legally beleaguered hedge fund bazillionaire Steven A. Cohen—Forbes estimates his fortune at $11.1 billion and last year alone he reportedly hauled in more than 2.3 billion—listed a mansion-sized duplex in a glitzy Midtown Manhattan tower just over a year ago (April, 2013) with an astronomical $115 million asking price. Show More Summary

Ted Danson Nabs Rustic Canyon Retreat

BUYERS: Ted Danson and Mary SteenburgenLOCATION: Santa Monica, CAPRICE: $3,470,000SIZE: (aprox. 2,700 square feet), 3 bedrooms and 2 bathrooms plus a 2 bedroom and 2 bathroom guest houseYOUR MAMAS NOTES: There's no evidence we know of...Show More Summary

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