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What's the Best Time Your Family Has Ever Trolled You?: The Answers

2 weeks agoHumor : The Hairpin

by Jazmine Hughes Yesterday, I told you guys the latest in Hughes family trolling: my dumb sister sent me a dumb Valentine's Day card that's just a dumb picture of her dumb face. Rude, but also NOTHING compared to the stories you guys told me. Show More Summary

And Now For Something Completely Normal

2 weeks agoHumor : The Hairpin

by Definitely "Haley" Hello, it is I, Haley Bertha Mlotek, editor of esteemed website You might have heard some rumors that I was away this week filming The Real World: Des Moines but that is not true! I have been here all week, sitting at my desk in Canada, listening to the Drake and reading the World Wide Web. Show More Summary

Ask Baba Yaga: How Can I Stand This Lack of Humility?

2 weeks agoHumor : The Hairpin

by Taisia Kitaiskaia Transcript after the jump. Dear Baba Yaga, I move in a circle of friends who use their spiritual lives as badges of power and importance. I love them, but I am also tired of the grandstanding and lack of humility. Show More Summary

Unofficial Official Hairpin 3.0 Book Club: The Orange Eats Creeps

2 weeks agoHumor : The Hairpin

by Anna Fitzpatrick [Previously] "As a vampire, you're undead, as a sexy girl you're dying all the time." Do you ever wake up from a nightmare—or any intense dream, really—remembering fragments of what happened or certain feelings felt...Show More Summary

What Is the Natural Sound of Your Voice?

2 weeks agoHumor : The Hairpin

by Sulagna Misra What’s your favorite light? 1. Fragmented sunlight filtered through the leaves of trees. 2. The flicker of your nightlight as you read one… more… page. 3. Sunshine filling a room. 4. The pallor of the moon silvering up the world. 5. Show More Summary

Lina Lamont Dances For No One

2 weeks agoHumor : The Hairpin

by Charlotte Shane Singin' in the Rain is one of greatest films of all time, due in no small part to Jean Hagan’s performance as Lina Lamont, the clueless, “slut-voiced” silent film actress. Yes, Gene Kelly stomps in the water. Yes, Donald O’Connor runs up a wall. Show More Summary

What's the Best Time Your Family Has Ever Trolled You?

2 weeks agoHumor : The Hairpin

by Jazmine Hughes Sisters: can't live with 'em, can't live without 'em, right??? Wrong. Sisters are nothing but terrible troll monsters who should be banished to live under bridges without access to the United States Postal Service. Last...Show More Summary

Rose Bertin, The First Celebrity Stylist

2 weeks agoHumor : The Hairpin

by Courtney Iseman The first celebrity stylist predates Instagram by a long shot. Thanks to reality TV and larger-than-life personalities like Rachel Zoe, celebrity stylists have become famous in their own rights. This phenomenon has...Show More Summary

The Last Player in The Game Wins

2 weeks agoHumor : The Hairpin

by Haley Mlotek So!! Once upon a time there was a very determined man and there were a lot of odds against him, but he just couldn't be held back by "The Man," and he pulled himself up by those bootstraps we're always hearing so much...Show More Summary

R.B., The Original G.

2 weeks agoHumor : The Hairpin

by Jazmine Hughes CARMON: And when the time comes, what would you like to be remembered for? GINSBURG: Someone who used whatever talent she had to do her work to the very best of her ability. And to help repair tears in her society, to make things a little better through the use of whatever ability she has. Show More Summary

Which Freaky James Spader Character are you?

2 weeks agoHumor : The Hairpin

by Anna Fitzpatrick Describe your go-to technique for seducing a woman: a. Record an intimate video of her sister masturbating b. Humiliate her by forcing her to perform a series of demeaning tasks, before bending her over your desk and spanking her c. Show More Summary

For Poorer

2 weeks agoHumor : The Hairpin

by Tim Dowling As the twentieth century draws to a close, I find myself the father of three boys under five. The youngest is born under circumstances that seem positively routine compared with our first outing. When I return to hospital...Show More Summary

There's Nothing More Pleasant

2 weeks agoHumor : The Hairpin

by Jazmine Hughes I sat down to read Roz Chast's Can't We Talk About Something More Pleasant? before bed last night and didn't get up until I finished it, which I never, ever do. I like to tell people at parties that "I don't read,"Show More Summary

"I'm Not the Type of Girl to Kiss a Boy on the First Crime."

2 weeks agoHumor : The Hairpin

by Anna Fitzpatrick Lesley Gore, the singer-songwriter behind "It's My Party," passed away today at the age of 68. Autostraddle has a pretty good rundown of Gore's LBGT advocacy and feminism. She also appeared on an episode of Batman in 1966 as Catwoman's singing henchwoman, Pussycat. 0 Comments

A Controversial Ranking of Mr. Darcy's

2 weeks agoHumor : The Hairpin

by Sarah Hagi As an attempt to seem like a well-read young teen, I tried very hard to read Pride and Prejudice. I always failed. I found it boring and dated! I only managed to read the book in its entirety when I was twenty, the same age as Elizabeth Bennet. Show More Summary

'SNL 40' Review: The Stars Come Home

2 weeks agoHumor : The Hairpin

by Erik Voss After 40 years, Saturday Night Live may be the only remaining "watercooler comedy" that everyone still has something to say about. Whether it's "The first five years were the best," or "Bring back Victoria Jackson!" (just...Show More Summary

Safe Nominees in Safe Movies: A Roundtable Discussion on the 2015 Oscar Nominations

2 weeks agoHumor : The Hairpin

by The Hairpin In the week leading up to the Oscars, we decided we wanted to take a critical, nuanced look at one of the most debated set of nominations in recent memory, reviled for its sheer and utter lack of diversity. We gathered...Show More Summary

Weekend Roundup / Open Thread

3 weeks agoHumor : The Hairpin

by Jazmine Hughes This was a pretty spiffy week around the Hairpan: we considered our summer skin, started Girl in a Band, kept our professional pants on, told some old Serial jokes, took ourselves to horny jail, figured out ways toShow More Summary

Who's the Most Important Person in Your Life?

3 weeks agoHumor : The Hairpin

by Jazmine Hughes When I was tossing around ideas for this month's question, Haley sent me a quote from Rachel Syme’s fantastic Broad City profile that had been stuck in her brain for a while. In it, Abbi and Ilana prove they’re more...Show More Summary

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