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Sundays With Tabs the Cat, Makeup and Beauty Blog Mascot, Vol. 423

10 things you may or may not know about Tabs He’s a ho for egg yolk, a.k.a. an “egg yolk connoisseur.” He’s a decent babysitter. He’ll hang out with me and Connor as long as he gets pet by someone’s hand, whether it be mine or the baby’s. Show More Summary

The Buxom Freezes Over 15-Piece Mini Lip Collection and 6 Degrees Below Sexy Plumping 6-Piece Mini Full-On Lip Polish Collection Sets

Um…this coat is ridiculous. I live in Northern California and freak out when it drops below 40 degrees. What do I need an arctic explorer’s coat for? I can barely see out of the hood! Haha! Yup, I made myself laugh. ???? I love that. I’m...Show More Summary

Bold Lips or Nude Lips?

Which one do you like to wear more: nude lips or bold lips? Girl, you know me. I feel like a one-trick pony because all I do is wear nude lips, but I am trying to do Karen 2.0, and wear more bold lip colors. So I’m gonna say bold lips 4 life right now. Show More Summary

NARS Soft Matte Complete Concealer: A First Look

Hey, want some pot? If you live in California and voted on Tuesday, you will probably get that joke. ???? No, I’m not talking about that kind of pot. Well… I’m talking about these pots of NARS Soft Matte Complete Concealer, a new full-coverage concealer coming to NARS counters in January. Show More Summary

Red Lips and Reverse Liner With the Too Faced Funfetti Set and Sydney Amaryllis Matte Lip Liquid From The Body Shop

Reverse liner. Sounds kinda funny, right? Like, if there’s a reverse liner…shouldn’t there also be a forward or a sideways liner too? No? OK, maybe not. ???? But there is such a thing as reverse liner. It’s actually legit. It’s when your...Show More Summary Product Spotlight: Coffee First Tee

This is me pretty much every morning. I wake up feeling more or less like a zombie. Then I have that first cup of coffee, and it’s like, WHOO-HOO! WOW!!! And that’s with decaf, girl. Just imagine how I am with real coffee, LOL! WhatShow More Summary

The Too Faced Funfetti Set: An HSN Exclusive Coming Nov. 11

I’ve named the bunnies on this pan Winston and Churchill because I’ve been watching a lot of this show on Netflix called The Crown. I do wish I could have bunnies, but I can’t. I know. Sad Panda. ???? It’s because Tabs fancies himself a mighty hunter, and I know that if I were to […] The post, "The Too Faced Funfetti Set: An HSN Exclusive Coming Nov. Show More Summary

This $42 Set Is a Buxom Stone Cold Babe

Who is that stone cold babe? That’s what I’d like to know. I guess she likes diamonds… BIG diamonds. Can you imagine having a diamond this big? Good lord. I wouldn’t even bother getting attached to it though. My mom would probably try...Show More Summary

Mission Control to The Body Shop Down to Earth Eye Palettes, Come In Down to Earth Palettes…

When I hear the phrase, “down to earth,” like the name of these $24 quads from The Body Shop, I think of a day in the not-too-distant future when Captain Connor Claire is hurtling toward Mars in her spaceship, and I’m counting down the seconds till she comes back…down to earth. Show More Summary

A Busy Morning With The Body Shop Matte Lip Liquids

I haven’t had a coconut Lifesaver in years, but these $10 Matte Lip Liquids from The Body Shop smell and taste exactly like them. Coconut Lifesavers were/are my favorite, favorite, favorite Lifesavers of them all. When I was just a little...Show More Summary

Giant Costco Bears

According to recently released Costco security footage on YouTube, when the lights go off at night, and the store shuts down, these bears come to life! Now we finally know what they’re doing when they’re in the store by themselves… They...Show More Summary

A Quick Look at Tarte Holiday 2016

Aha! Sometimes it pays to be a #hoarder, especially when things like the Tarte holiday collection come up, and it brings back a flood of memories of this dress that I’ve had since…I don’t know, ’98? ’99? Girl, I had some good times in...Show More Summary

The MAC Studio QuickTrik Sticks

I’m no She-Ra/She-Hulk, but those push-ups and rows I’ve been doing in my high-intensity interval training classes must be paying off, because I accidentally broke two of these MAC Studio QuickTrik Sticks. Mostly, it’s because they’re very soft, and in some ways, that’s great, because it makes them so easy to blend. Show More Summary

Makeup and Beauty Blog Monday Poll, Vol. 448

Well, it isn’t exactly a poll. It’s more of a constantly evolving (devolving?), somewhat random list of questions I’ve been putting out to readers every Monday morning for the past NINE (!) years. (It’s like a kickstart for your brain.)...Show More Summary

Sundays With Tabs the Cat, Makeup and Beauty Blog Mascot, Vol. 422

I always wonder what Tabs is dreaming about when I see his little paw twitching in his sleep. Is he thinking about the time he cornered a lizard outside on the hill, when he had his paw on it, and the lizard straight up and bit him, and he freaked out? Or is he thinking […] The post, "Sundays With Tabs the Cat, Makeup and Beauty Blog Mascot, Vol. Show More Summary

The Too Faced Christmas in New York Merry Macarons Ulta Exclusive Kit

It might look strange to see someone holding an eyeshadow palette up to their nose and deeply sniffing it, and that someone might also end up with a purple nose, but you gotta do it with the Too Faced Christmas in New York Merry Macarons palette. Show More Summary

NARS Rita Audacious Lipstick in Limited Edition Red

Yeah, I got pretty excited too when I saw this because for a second there I thought, “Is NARS gonna do special colors for each of their Audacious Lipsticks??” And then I thought, “What will Anita look like? Will it be PINK!?” Because...Show More Summary

Laura Mercier Master Class Colour Essentials Collection Palette (2nd Edition) for Holiday 2016

I’m smiling in this picture out of sheer relief at having gotten one usable photo after doing my makeup today with the 2nd Edition Laura Mercier Master Class Colour Essentials Collection palette. I don’t know, dude… This look was rough. Show More Summary

For an Easy, Elegant Eyeliner Look, Use an Eyeshadow and an Angled Brush Instead of a Pencil

I spent an inordinate amount of time this week in stinky workout pants and t-shirts covered in baby food. Or, I dunno…sometimes it’s been my food, to be honest. No reason in particular. It’s just been one of those weeks. But, ya know, at least I’ve had elegant eye makeup. Show More Summary

MAC Introduces New Shades of MAC Strobe Cream in the MAC In the Spotlight Collection

Before there was strobing, there was MAC Strobe Cream, and EEK! — now it’s available in five different shades. Yeah, and they’re in the permanent line, so if you happen to fall in love with one of them (ahem, “Peachlite!”), no worries. Show More Summary

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