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|Archived Since:||July 1, 2011|
Get a sex change, and other more reasonable tips from someone with inside info (me). LINK, copyranter on Digiday.
I guarantee it. LINK, on Digiday.
See all five ads I created here— copyranter on Digiday.
Last week, the world's largest drug trafficker accidentally became the worldwide spokesmodel for Barabas' hideous men's shirts. Read about this, plus four other excellent real-life ads from the last few months. Copyranter on Digiday—LINK.
Yes. It's finally here. An expert's (me) easy-to-follow six-step guide to making your very own "viral" brand video. Simply click here and reap. You're welcome.
Was it Jet Blue's Twitter feed manager (probably ex-manager), who obviously doesn't possess basic knowledge about the history of flight? Click here to pick your favorite 2015 digital dipshit—copyranter on Digiday.
Curated by me, the best ad critic in all dimensions across all universes. LINK.
Fuck all those other bullshit year-end advertising lists. This is the only one that matters. These ads aren't just bad; these ads are asking to be punched in the fucking face. LINK—on Digiday.
Since Mr. Whipple died in 2001, Toilet Paper Ads have gotten very strange and very bad. See for yourself— my post this week on Digiday—LINK.
Every Ad Tech "Guru" needs to read this memo by Bill Bernbach. It's from 1947. ( LINK ).
Come inside a digital agency's "ideation" room, and watch a good idea get destroyed. LINK on Digiday.
LINK, on Digiday.
The copywriter is still the idea of king of this stupid industry. Fuck everybody else. LINK, on Digiday.
Supposedly good agencies continue to produce really shitty ads. More here, on Digiday—LINK.
It's not hard sell. It's not soft sell. It's un-sell.Read about it on Digiday— LINK.
Sir Martin Sorrell, the richest and mouthiest adman in the world, says we need to rename "advertising". So I did, seven times (including "Sorrelling"). See them here, on Digiday.
For eight years, Apple has launched generation after generation of the iPhone with most arrogant yet meaningless slogans imaginable. I went ahead and wrote them some for next year's iPhone 7. LINK—on Digiday.
It's 2am, and you zero good ideas. LINK on Digiday.
Stock photos—never wrong. Digiday link.
Your words mean nothing.You create nothing.You are nothing. LINK on Digiday.