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( a metaphor for your current shitty content) Here it is: I finally reveal the secrets that every good traditional ad creative knows about the mysterious "concepting" process. For goddamn free. ( LINK, on Digiday).
Gawker's Nick Denton thinks "a brand can be your friend".I successfully refute his bullshit on Digiday. LINK.
I wrote this for Digiday ( LINK ).Please share it.Thank you.
(me, creating your great ideas) I've registered the trademark copyranter™. So I'm now official as fuck.You want great ad concepts? I'll give you them. Any medium. Any product, from toothpaste to SheMale escort services. Three campaigns...Show More Summary
Of all the depressing, cliched business theme stock photo sets, the "final piece of the puzzle" ones are the saddest. They make you want to give up your middle manager dreams and start a life of crime.Again—for a reason that escape me—I searched through thousands of photos to bring you this curated collection. Show More Summary
The AP reported this morning that Russian Deputy Prime Minister Igor Shuvalov, speaking at Davos, said that the Russian people will "eat less" for their dear leader as the country struggles through a recession and Western sanctions.Russia's...Show More Summary
(via some mall in Atlanta) Shakespeare once described advertising (or maybe it was Life) as " full of sound and fury, signifying nothing." Today, of course, most advertising means little or nothing. But some of it means more nothing than the rest. Show More Summary
(click image to enlarge) The ad, created by JWT London, was released late last month. It features the Forth Bridge, the iconic cantilever railroad bridge in Scotland. It also features a big menacing attack-balloon full of CO2.The url...Show More Summary
Released last week, Apple's " The Song " (by TBWA) sent bloggers desperately searching deep into their souls (or asses) to pull out the most disingenuous, clickbaitiest heds. The only review I've read that came close to getting it right was by Hannah Jane Parkinson's for The Guardian. Show More Summary
(portion of a 2008 ad for ad school The Creative Circus) This year’s advertising was shit. Digital, social, native, mobile—shit. Even the “traditional” advertising, created by supposedly trained creative pros, was mostly shit. And, it...Show More Summary
1978 was the year I graduated high school. Bikers were cool in 1978. Bikers were people you didn't fuck with, at bars or anywhere else. A few years later, after college, I witnessed a biker beat the living shit out of a huge bodybuilder outside of a rural northwestern New Jersey bar. Show More Summary
The amazingly successful ride-sharing start-up has had a tough PR week. But Kutcher (@aplusk), an Uber investor, immediately and expertly went into damage control mode on Twitter, showing a savviness lacking within the company's ownShow More Summary
Disruptive Innovation.Buzzwords so buzzy, they vibrate with intensity.The Wikipedia entry for "Disruptive Innovation" is well over 4,000 words. Native Advertising is considered a Disruptive Innovation.That's rich. And ironic. Because it is designed to not be "disruptive". Show More Summary
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It's a new optimistic copyranter feature!I figured, if I like an ad, even just once a week, the ad world would maybe?!?—like me back!And maybe (DOUBLE FINGERS CROSSED) I would get a job! Karma! (Sigh...maybe one day you'll see how it feels to be unemployed for over a year at the age of 54. Show More Summary
(I sincerely apologize for the e-card) Media people are hungry for, curious about, perplexed by, or scared of, it, depending on the medium. Well, it's really a simple thing. Don't let the Social Media experts ( dipshits ) complicate it with their buzzword-filled explanations that go and on and on. Show More Summary
Look at that pained face.He looks like his IBS is acting up. That is the face of an uninvested spokesperson.You can unfurl all the big-ass banners behind him you want, Ameriprise. He is not going to change his Fuck You face or up his...Show More Summary
Last week, the Wall Street Journal reported that starting in January, McDonald's is going to launch a new campaign tagged with the childish na-na-na-na-na na! line "Lovin' Beats Hatin". The entire internet immediately hate-shat on it. Show More Summary
As you can see, we've had the same damn Betty Crocker for 18 years.That's bullshit.That 1996 Crocker is, according to their website, "a combination of 75 real-life women of diverse backgrounds and ages. (bold mine).WHAT?Big-time bullshit,...Show More Summary
As former Humble Pie guitarist Peter Frampton sang on his 1976, 11 million copy-selling live album, Frampton Comes Alive, "something's happening" in the advertising industry. All of a sudden, everybody/anybody can be a "creative". That's because everybody—brogrammers, consumers, account ass-suckers, clients, even PR morons—is creating ads. Show More Summary