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If You Don't Want To Watch A Fish Suck a Dick, Here's a Description

A video file by the name of "2 guys 1 fish" is making its way around Twitter today. The video depicts a man receiving oral sex from a large fish. If you want to watch the video—which, let's be clear, depicts what is almost certainly an illegal act of animal abuse— it is located here. Show More Summary

Madonna's Only Christmas Decoration is a Wreath That Says "DAT ASS"

It has not been the most splendid holiday season for Madonna, who had an entire album's worth of new songs leak last week. Nonetheless, she appears to still be in the Christmas spirit. Above you see the lone Christmas decoration outside her mansion on 81st Street in Manhattan: a wreath with dangling chrome letters spelling out the phrase "DAT ASS." Read more...

De Blasio: Protestors Should "Step Back" Until NYPD Officers Are Buried

At a press conference this afternoon, Mayor de Blasio asked activists protesting the deaths of Eric Garner and Michael Brown to put their demonstrations on hold until after this weekend, when Rafael Ramos and Wenjian Liu—the two NYPD officers shot to death on Saturday—will be buried. Read more...

North Korea's Internet Completely Blacked Out After Alleged Cyberattack

Just days after Barack Obama vowed to hit North Korea with a "proportional response" to their (alleged ) involvement in hacking Sony Pictures Entertainment, the DPRK's fragile connection to the internet has "collapsed" and gone "completely dark," the New York Times reports. Read more...

All Real Estate Inside, Outside of NYC Now Too Expensive 

On the real estate front, there's good news, and bad news. The bad news is you can't afford Manhattan. The good news is that Brooklyn is—oh. Hm. Well, the good news is that Queens is—oh. Shit. Uhhh.... Read more...

Why I'm Kind Of Tired Of The "Smartest Man In The Room"

He used to be so cool and unpredictable. He would breeze into a complicated situation and make it simple through the razor-sharp power of his intellect. But lately, he's gotten dull and predictable, performing the same party trick over and over. The "smartest man in the room" is overexposed lately, and he needs a vacation. Read more...

Teacher Fired For Stuffing Eleven Kids in Car On Search for Snacks

An Oklahoma middle school teacher was fired last week for doing something you might do with your punkass cousins but probably shouldn't do if you're certified to teach minors: she put eleven kids in her Honda Accord and locked two of them in the trunk on a mission to find snacks. Snacks are important but they aren't that important, man. Read more...

A Major Storm on Christmas Eve Will Probably Screw Up Your Travel Plans

Just in time for Christmas, a developing storm will create headaches for anyone planning to travel east of the Mississippi River later this week. The storm will drop heavy snow on the Great Lakes and bring thunderstorms, heavy rain, and gust winds to almost the entire East Coast. Merry Christmas! Read more...

NYPD Union President Patrick Lynch Is Completely Nuts: A History

Patrick Lynch is the 51-year-old president of the Patrolmen’s Benevolent Association, the largest and most influential union of the New York City Police Department. You might recognize his name: Over the weekend, Lynch blamed Bill de Blasio for the Saturday deaths of two Brooklyn cops who were murdered by a lone gunman from Baltimore. Show More Summary

American Apparel Founder Dov Charney Is Nearly Broke and Homeless

Dov Charney, creepy and gross founder of American Apparel, was ousted from the company (again) last week and, well, things aren't going to great for him. Today he revealed to Bloomberg that he only has $100,000 left in the bank and is crashing on a friend's couch in New York. Read more...

Drone Pilot Fucks With the Wrong Kangaroo

A pilot tracking an Eastern grey kangaroo and her joey through Hunter Valley, Australia got a little too close, and perhaps underestimated the roo's speed and vertical leap. Although the pilot tried to back the drone up, it was too late: His shit got wrecked. Read more...

At the End of the Day, 2014 Is Over: The Year In Trash TV

Like we always do at this time, I've put together a montage of outlandish moments from garbagey TV this year. Read more...

"Lawlessness will rule," warns former New York police commissioner and convicted felon Bernard Kerik

"Lawlessness will rule," warns former New York police commissioner and convicted felon Bernard Kerik in an essay on Time magazine's website. Read more...

Ex-Milwaukee Cop Who Shot Unarmed Man 14 Times Will Not Be Charged 

Today, District Attorney John Chisholm said former Milwaukee police officer Christopher Manney would not be charged in the shooting of Dontre Hamilton. On April 30, Manney shot Hamilton, who was unarmed, 14 times during an incident at Red Arrow Park in downtown Milwaukee. Read more...

Rolling Stone publisher Jann Wenner released this statement today regarding Sabrina Rubin Erdely's n

Rolling Stone publisher Jann Wenner released this statement today regarding Sabrina Rubin Erdely's now-discredited story about an alleged gang rape at UVa: "We have asked the Columbia Journalism School to conduct an independent review of the editorial process that led to the publication of this story." Read more...

Joe Cocker Dead at 70

Legendary rock singer Joe Cocker has died from complications of lung cancer. He was 70. Read more...

Kim Jong-un Video Game Bravely Moves Forward in Face of Free Publicity

The developer of Glorious Leader!, a retro video game starring North Korean despot Kim Jong-un as a heavily armed, unicorn-riding superhero, is stoically moving forward with his game in spite of the explosion of unpaid publicity it's gained from the Sony Pictures hack. Read more...

Axe body spray's new White Label line is targeting a more mature and refined class of virgins.

Axe body spray's new White Label line is targeting a more mature and refined class of virgins. "White Label products aim to help make men seem famous with such unusual fragrance notes as praline, star fruit, moss, fig and ginger." Read more...

Slimy Baltimore FOX Affiliate Caught Faking "Kill a Cop" Protest Chant

Last night, Baltimore's WBFF aired a video of protesters chanting "kill a cop"– evidence, it claimed, of murderously violent rhetoric on the part of anti-brutality protesters in Washington, D.C. The only problem? The protesters weren't chanting "kill a cop" at all, and there's video evidence to prove it. Read more...

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