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Cheerfully Insane National Review Music Video Is OH SWEET JESUS!

For reasons beyond the human ken, the National Review thought a great way to celebrate its 60th anniversary was with this video: an animated all-singing, all-dancing history of the modern conservative movement, at least from the moment that William F. Buckley decided that he would make a magazine. You know a “song” is going to be

Student Libertarians Demand Government Give Them Money For Guns. UR DOIN IT RONG.

Libertarians at the University of Oregon are feeling mighty oppressed — not only does the school ban open or concealed carry of firearms on campus, but the student government wouldn’t fund an event the group held to protest the school’s policy. To help make their point, the event was a Poker Night in which the

Simple New York Farmers Latest Casualties In Gay War On Freedom

Somebody’s gonna have to fire up the old GoFundMe! Or wait, scratch that, because GoFundMe doesn’t like bigots who break the law no more, SADFACE. But these nice Christian people, Robert and Cynthia Gifford, need something, because two lesbians terror-attacked their happy fun times Liberty Ridge Farm in upstate New York, by trying to do

President Obama Probably Thinks Mike Huckabee Should Shut His Stupid Squeal Hole

10 hours agoUS Politics / Liberal : Wonkette

It is a day, so Mike Huckabee is spewing filth from his spew-hole, on the Fox News Opinion interwebs. Or at least his grammatically challenged ghost-spewer is. This time, it is about how Secret Muslim Radical “President” Barry BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Hussein!!! Obama is terrorizing America. Show More Summary

Muslim Clock Nerd Ahmed Mohamed Gonna Sue Bejesus Out Of Bigot Texas Town

11 hours agoUS Politics / Liberal : Wonkette

In a development we’ve only been anticipating since Day One, the family of Ahmed Mohamed is threatening to sue over a September incident in which the 14-year-old was arrested after he brought a home-rebuilt alarm clock to school in Irving, Texas. The family’s attorneys have sent letters to the school district and city asking for a

Ben Carson Forgot To Never Forget New Jersey Muslims Celebrating 9/11

12 hours agoUS Politics / Liberal : Wonkette

Oh Ben Carson, your brain needs another operation. We learned just recently that the esteemed presidential candidate’s advisers have been having a mighty tough time re-programming his brain to be un-stupid about foreign policy, and it showed yet again in Nevada on Tuesday. What was Ben Carson supposed to Never Forget about 9/11? Oh yeah,

White Dudes Shoot Up Black Lives Matter Crowd, Minneapolis PD Maces Them. All Lives Matter!

13 hours agoUS Politics / Liberal : Wonkette

Great news! Nobody was murdered when a big crowd of Black Lives Matter protesters got shot at by three white guys in Minneapolis last night. Five people were injured, with one having surgery on his stomach overnight, but nobody died. And that’s it for good news, all, because this story is rage. First up: Above

Study Finds Sarcasm Is Good For You. Yeah, Right.

14 hours agoUS Politics / Liberal : Wonkette

Excellent news, everyone! A new study has determined that reading Wonkette will add years to your life, help you lose weight, make you smarter, and guarantee you more access to sex. Or snark. Maybe it was snark. Also, the rest of that was kind of a lie, too, except possibly the making you smarter part. What

Fox Blonde Elisabeth Hasselbeck Suddenly Wants To Spend More Time With Her Kids, Suddenly

14 hours agoUS Politics / Liberal : Wonkette

Tragedy for the viewers at home. The lady blonde from the “Fox & Friends” fainting couch has announced we won’t have her special brand of stupid-in-a-skirt to make fun of anymore. It seems Elisabeth Hasselbeck has up and Googled herself, like all the Fox ladies do, and what do you know? She’s got three kids at

Guess Which Big Tough Guy Americans Want To Be Their New Daddy

15 hours agoUS Politics / Liberal : Wonkette

Now that we are having Serious Conversations about terrorism, for the first time ever again, the real question terrified American-USers are asking is, “Who can we trust to kick the most terrorist behinds, for America?” And which dude’s balls are big and brassy to git ‘r’ done? This dude: Among all poll respondents, Hillary Clinton beat the

Dilbert Guy Scott Adams: Why Won’t Any Of These ‘Women’ Give Terrorists A Hug?

How old is Yr Wonkette? We remember when Dilbert was still funny. While Scott Adams has been churning out the same old cubicle jokes for years, his real passion seems to have gone into blogging from an odious libertarian MRA perspective. Unfortunately, without the logical constraints of cartoon panels, his thinking goes in some very

Wonkette Needs You! To Beta Test Our Ad-Free Subscriptions

Do you love yr Wonkette? Do you HATE all of our ads? Are you looking to atone for stealing from the WonkBabby’s College Fund by using an ad blocker? Do you also enjoy being a guinea pig, and paying for the opportunity? Then boy do we have a deal for you! Wonkette is now starting

Republicans Wish Obama Did Turkey Murder As Good As Sarah Palin

If you’re like most Republicans, you’re not even HAVING Thanksgiving this year, because you’re still upset over how “President” Obama abused his executive powers last year, by pardoning TWO turkeys instead of just one, can you say OUT OF CONTROL MUSLIM DICTATOR? Haha, just kidding, Republicans aren’t canceling Thanksgiving, because YUM YUM YUM. And if

Topeka Family Homeschooled 16 Kids Real Good, When They Weren’t Beating ‘Em, Allegedly

We come to this story from a place of concern. We come with a benefit of the doubt. We come with Hearts of Niceness, even. Topeka, Kansas, City Councilman Jonathan Schumm and his wife, Allison Nicole Schumm, have bonded out of jail on abuse charges — felonies among them — of at least one of

Marco Rubio: Shame About Terrorist Attacks In Paris, At Least It’s Good News For Me!

Who couldn’t use a little pick-me-up nice time news right about now? Oh, everyone? Great! Here is Sen. Marco Rubio, to cheer you up, with his glass-half-full perspective on the terrorist attacks in Paris earlier this month: Let me just say, I obviously am not happy about the events that happened last week in Paris, but I think it’s

Armed Patriots Save Texas From Freedom Of Religion

A group of armed protesters stood around with guns and signs outside a mosque in Irving, Texas, Saturday to protect the Lone Star State from the imminent threats of sharia law and/or terrorism. After a few hours of making mosque members nervous and getting approving honks and thumbs up from passing traffic, they left satisfied

Pa Duggar Teaches Menfolk How Not To Be Gross Perverts Like His Son Josh

Being a grown-up fundamentalist Christian man is tough, you guys. You try to stay on the straight and narrow, bein’ real good and Christ-like as you teach everybody how to hate the gaygenders at your Family Research Council hate group job, but then you leave work and OOPS, your Duggar bits just fell into some

Ben Carson Big Fan Of Guy Who Did Constitution, Old Whatshisname

Brilliant neurosurgeon Dr. Ben Carson might not be “briefed fully” on how the rest of the world works, and his own advisers might be struggling making his brain smart on the “complex” foreign stuff, but when it comes to U.S. America, Dr. Carson knows his stuff almost as good as he knows BRAINS. Let us

Sara Benincasa’s ‘D.C. Trip,’ By Sara Benincasa, Reviewed. (By Sara Benincasa)

Oh, hello. My name is Sara Benincasa, and I have long been a contributor to yr Wonkette. Anyway, I am here on yr Wonkette to review my own lertest berk or “latest book,” a rollicking novel titled “DC Trip.” This hilarious, raucous and wild tale of a couple of lovelorn public school teachers named Alicia

Trump Supporters Welcome Black Guy To Rally, With Their Fists

Exciting sports news this weekend: Donald Trump campaign events are now the third most popular contact sport behind football and hockey, after members of the audience at a Trump rally in Birmingham, Alabama, beat and kicked a protester Saturday morning. Thankfully, Trump did what he could to calm the situation when the man started shouting “Black

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