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Archived Since:March 3, 2008

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Angry Feminist Angry Angry Feminist Isn’t Angry Feminist Enough

15 hours agoUS Politics / Liberal : Wonkette

Okay, we are going to say DISCLAIMER ALERT and TRIGGER WARNING, because we are about to write about how a thing written by a person who has ALWAYS been personally very nice to us is Wrong About A Thing. We trust that she and we are both grown-up enough to have an intellectual discussion without it degenerating into FISTICUFFS. Show More Summary

Texas Republican Wishes Americans All Looked The Same, Like The Orientals

15 hours agoUS Politics / Liberal : Wonkette

Yes, yes it is. Here’s a new twist, a fun and exciting way for a Republican to lay blame for gun violence on something, ANYTHING, that isn’t spelled G-U-N-S. This time it’s Texas Rep. Pete Sessions, who is NOT, science fact, the same person as Alabama Sen. Show More Summary

Rick Perry Thinks He’s Jesus, Hopes To Also Come Back From The Dead

16 hours agoUS Politics / Liberal : Wonkette

Ladies and other people, check out how sad-emoji this is. Rick Perry, whose presidential campaign obituary we already wrote, and then we wrote again, apparently wants us to do it a third time, because he just really likes that number, we guess, though we can’t remember why. Show More Summary

South Dakota Republicans Want To Sneak A Peek Inside Teen Athletes’ Pants

17 hours agoUS Politics / Liberal : Wonkette

Republicans are ON IT Once again proving the age-old axiom that sex-bigot Republicans are actually sex-obsessed perverts, South Dakota state Rep. Roger Hunt has a fun proposal to prevent the scourge of transgender high school students...Show More Summary

NRA Dude Hopes Virginia Shooting Victims’ Parents Won’t Be Total Pussies About This

18 hours agoUS Politics / Liberal : Wonkette

He’s weeping, and also telling the NRA to go fuck itself with a rusty dildo. After last week’s horrific on-air murder of TV journalists Alison Parker and Adam Ward, many people immediately braced themselves for exactly what disgusting thing the NRA would have to say. Show More Summary

Donald Trump’s Analogies Not Making America Great Again

18 hours agoUS Politics / Liberal : Wonkette

We didn’t say you have simply tons of ideas, Donnie. We said you had the ideas of a simpleton Just in case you had any doubts that Donald Trump is the smartest, YOOGEST, most knowledgeable security expert running for president, we bring...Show More Summary

Liz Cheney Knows Real U.S. American Patriots Love Old Dick

19 hours agoUS Politics / Liberal : Wonkette

View More: Politics News | Live News | More News Videos   If you loved last year’s op-ed in the Wall Street Journal, by Dick Cheney and his evil spawn Liz, about why OBAMA SUX, you’ll be quite aroused in your privates to know that have written a whole entire book about why OBAMA SUX. Show More Summary

Tyrant Obama Stealing America’s Mountains Now, Giving Them Yucky Foreign Names

20 hours agoUS Politics / Liberal : Wonkette

Surprised he didn’t rename it Hope The Terrorists Win Mountain. Emperor Obama has issued another fatwa, and this time it is about how it’s no longer okay for North America’s highest peak, which is located right in the middle of OhioShow More Summary

Texas Finds Exciting New Way To Screw Disabled Kids And Olds

21 hours agoUS Politics / Liberal : Wonkette

Jaxon Huffman has a seizure disorder. Couldn’t they just tell him to stop that? The Texas legislature, always on the lookout for ways to save the taxpayers’ hard-earned dollars and to crack down on lazy welfare cheats (and everyone receiving...Show More Summary

Chris Christie Wants Barcodes For Foreigners, Just Like You Know Who

21 hours agoUS Politics / Liberal : Wonkette

When You Absolutely, Positively Need To Improve Your Poll Numbers Overnight Sad Bayonne hound Chris Christie offered a novel way to crack down on illegal immigration, which the 2016 Republican primary voters all agree is the greatest crisis in the world (apart maybe from Benghazi). Show More Summary

Kentucky Clerk Lady Already Going To Hell

22 hours agoUS Politics / Liberal : Wonkette

Oh, Kim Davis, clerk of Rowan County, Kentucky, all your fighting has been for nought! Your constant refusals to do marriage licenses for same-sex couples, even though the Supreme Court ruled for marriage equality and a federal judge and your governor have both TOLD YOU to do your fucking job? Wasted. Show More Summary

America About To Fall In Love With Scott Walker, Says Scott Walker

23 hours agoUS Politics / Liberal : Wonkette

This will probably be news to you, America, but you are nanomilimicroseconds away from falling head over heels for Wisconsin Gov. Scott Walker. True, you don’t love him now, and you’ve been liking him less and less all year, but that’s about to change. Show More Summary

Deleted Comments Of The Week: This Is Clearly A Homo-Sexual Web-Page

Nothing classes up the joint like a top hat and monocle What a week! Our Deleted Comments queue fairly groans with vast loads of deleted idiocy, and yet, we find ourselves facing quite the conundrum: While we had enormous numbers of deleted comments, not many of them were really all that worth mocking — they were more tiresome than absurd. Show More Summary

Josh Duggar Can’t Read This Post Because He’s In Jesus Jail. Your Weekly Top Ten.

Sex bus. Hey Wonkers, how is your Sunday? Just kidding, don’t care, let’s talk about ourselves. So last week there was, yet again, horrible, unspeakable tragedy, as two journalists were killed on air by a gunman with, surprise, a gun, and a lot of your top ten stories this week were about that. Show More Summary

The Snake Oil Bulletin: Donald Trump Has A YOOGE Offer You Can’t Refuse

Who wore it better? Greetings, Compatriots! Welcome again to the Snake Oil Bulletin, your weekly roundup of the latest in hoaxes, pokeses, and Presidential jokeses this side of the Mississippi. We’ve got a jam-packed agenda to get through...Show More Summary

Why Do You Weep? Blingee Lives! Your Saturday Nerdout

All Hail the Risen Blingee Hey, remember how a week or so back we were all bummed because one of the most useful dumb wonderful things on the Internet, Blingee, was going away forever? Turns out that the public reaction was so anguished,...Show More Summary

Sarah Palin Knows Donald Trump’s Favorite Bible Verse Is ALL OF THEM KATIE

Oh look, there was a Friday evening entertainment shitshow, and it was Sarah Palin interviewing Donald Trump, obviously because she wanted to meet her one of her favorite hero P.O.W.’s. And there’s so much goodness in this interview, and so many bowls of word salad, from BOTH of them, but OUR favorite part is when they did Bible trivia. Show More Summary

Walmart Pries Guns From Cold Dead Hands, And Other News From Corporate America

Friends with benefits Good day Wonkette Worker Bees, Wanderers and Prisoners With Internet Privileges. Have you been wondering what your favorite #brands have been up to recently? Well, you’ve come to the right place. We’ve been keeping tabs on all of your favorite corporate persons and are ready to bring you any breaking news on all the big names. Show More Summary

Congress Planning New, Exciting Ways To Screw You In The Bottom This Fall

Don’t be a hero. Congress is coming back to DC, and you need this. Raise your hand if you are about to get fucked over by Congress. (Hint: All of you should have a hand raised.) Now use the other hand to pour yourself a stiff drink,Show More Summary

A Thoughtful Soliloquy On Miley Cyrus, Her Nipples, And Also Donald Trump’s Nipples

Haha, made you click, we don’t have a “thoughtful soliloquy” to share with you. OR DO WE? Let’s give it a whirl. Miley Cyrus went on the Jimmy Kimmel teevee fun hour and, as usual, she was all nekkid. But of course, her nipples wereShow More Summary

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