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Archived Since:March 3, 2008

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Anti-Gay North Dakota State Rep Caught Sending Dick Pics On The Grindr, Surprise LOL

1 minute agoUS Politics / Liberal : Wonkette

America, meet your newest closet case anti-gay Republican lawmaker! He’s a North Dakota state representative, and he is not in the closet anymore, due to the fact that he’s been outed for voting against SB 2279, a routine bill designed to protect gays and lesbians, among others, from discrimination (which failed, for the third time). Show More Summary

Rand Paul Knows Baltimore Thugs Just Need Good Dads, Like His Drunk, Criming, Jerk Son Has

52 minutes agoUS Politics / Liberal : Wonkette

Sen. Rand Paul is A Expert on many things, like racial tension, and morality, and parenting, and why cops kill black people sometimes (because of high taxes, duh), and, like, other stuff too. So of course we are all eager to hear his...Show More Summary

Sen. Chuck Grassley: No Need To Fix Voting Rights Act, Blacks Already Vote Enough!

It was wonderful in 2013 when the Supreme Court finally decided that racism was over, and as a gesture of their goodwill, struck down Section 4 of the Voting Rights Act, the part that said states like Mississippi and Alabama have to ask permission before changing voting rules to hurt minorities, not that they would ever do anything like that. Show More Summary

Michele Bachmann Has Beef With Barack Obama. Probably Kosher Beef.

Reigning and forever queen of derp Michele Bachmann has been packing her bags and strapping on her black-and-white Nikes because the Bible says the End Times are nigh, THANKS OBAMA. While she is super steamed at the president for cursing...Show More Summary

Wingnuts’ Last-Ditch Effort To Make Justices Stay Home On Gay Marriage Day Shockingly Unsuccessful

As you are reading this, oral arguments are underway in Obergefell v. Hodges, the Supreme Court case which will very likely give Americans full, nationwide marriage equality right in their hetero throats. Reportedly, all nine justices...Show More Summary

Baltimore’s All Fcked Up Because There Aren’t Enough Dads Or Jesus

Another day, another city torn apart and going up in flames because black folk get all pissy for some reason when cops kill them and then shrug when asked to explain how the hell that happened, all the time. After Freddie Gray was arrested...Show More Summary

Michigan Cops Want In On That Whole ‘Beating Unarmed Black Guy’ Civil Unrest

It’s difficult to keep track of all the unarmed black men receiving treatment on a scale of illegal-to-lethal at the hands of American law enforcement. But hopefully you remember Floyd Dent. He is the retired auto worker who was pummeled by police officers following a routine traffic stop in Inkster, Michigan. Show More Summary

Family Values Guy Says Gays Can’t Get Married Because His Daughter’s Period Grossed Him Out

There are many reasons why gay marriage is “bad,” and they are each and every one of them wrong. But this, from David Fowler, the head of Family Action Council of Tennessee (FACT) and a former state senator, is HI-lariously terrible: Read more on Family Values Guy Says Gays Can’t Get Married Because His Daughter’s Period Grossed Him Out…

Pat Robertson: It’s Cool If Your Husband Gets Drunk And Blows That Guy Just The One Time

22 hours agoUS Politics / Liberal : Wonkette

Mark your calendars, kids, because today is one of those rare occasions when we are shocked and awed by scamster televangelist and occasional speed demon Pat Robertson. Usually, we find his half-cocked-and-mostly-senile word meanderings...Show More Summary

Now Rand Paul Wants Congress To Find Dirt On Hillary Clinton For Him

22 hours agoUS Politics / Liberal : Wonkette

This is just getting sad. After promising A Big Reveal in the coming weeks about how the Clinton Foundation did Something Bad, only to beg the internet to try to find some Something Bad stuff and fax it to him please, now Rand Paul wants Congress to do his opposition research for him: Read more on Now Rand Paul Wants Congress To Find Dirt On Hillary Clinton For Him…

Creflo Dollar Knows Real Reason He Didn’t Get His Private Jet. Spoiler Alert: It’s Demons.

23 hours agoUS Politics / Liberal : Wonkette

Your favorite megachurch megalomaniac is back, y’all! And this time he’s tracked down the demonic powers who are keeping him from everlasting salvation and also too maybe a private luxury jet. Read more on Creflo Dollar Knows Real Reason He Didn’t Get His Private Jet. Spoiler Alert: It’s Demons….

George W. Bush Emerges From Spider Hole To Trash-Talk Obama’s Middle East Strategy. Really.

Ever since leaving the White House, the worst president in America’s history has mostly kept his stumbling idiot wordhole shut, because he is a man of integrity, and he would never stoop so low as to criticize President Obama, as he explained in 2009: Read more on George W. Bush Emerges From Spider Hole To Trash-Talk Obama’s Middle East Strategy. Really….

Loretta Lynch Is Finally Your New Attorney General, IMPEACH!

Well, that wasn’t so hard! After waiting for a nearly record-setting 166 days to be confirmed, Loretta Lynch was finally sworn in as U.S. Attorney General by Vice President Joe Biden, who presumably saved his congratulatory groping for after the ceremony. Read more on Loretta Lynch Is Finally Your New Attorney General, IMPEACH!…

Gay-Hating Oregon Cake Bakers: Satan Cancelled Our GoFundMe! (No, Not Kidding)

So, these fuckers, you might remember them. Aaron and Melissa Klein had a business in Gresham, Oregon, called “Sweet Cakes By Melissa,” which was a purveyor of sweet cakes, obviously, and is definitely not a veiled reference to Melissa’s piping hot rack. Show More Summary

Surprise, Baltimore Police Are Pretty Much Constantly Beating And Paralyzing People

The city of Baltimore is enraged this week, after the arrest and subsequent suspicious death of a young African-American man name Freddie Gray, while he was in police custody. Details are hazy at this point as to what exactly happened, but this is what we know. Show More Summary

Rich Gay Republicans Very Sorry For Not Knowing Ted Cruz Is An A-Hole

Last week we learned that while Ted Cruz is very No Homo, he’s quite curious about experimenting with gay bucks. Which is why he attended a Manhattan soirée hosted by (in)famous hotelier businessgays Ian Reisner and Mati Weiderpass,Show More Summary

Heroic Maine Governor Paul LePage Stops Poors From Bogarting The Baloney Slices

Gee willikers golly Jeebus on a cracker, the states of this union are stepping up their game in the eternal contest to see who can fuck the poors with the least amount of lube. If you know Maine’s governor, Paul LePage, you won’t beShow More Summary

Brave New Tractor: John Deere And General Motors Pretty Sure They Own All Your Stuff

You might think you own your car, but depending on how much computery stuff is built into it — and in today’s modern times of today, that’s all of it, Katie — your name might be on the title, but as far as the manufacturers are concerned, you’re mostly the registered software user of the vehicle, which is built around code that you do not own. Show More Summary

Corrupt Missouri Town Locks Out New Black Lady Mayor. No, A Different Corrupt Missouri Town

Congratulations, people of Kinloch, Missouri! You found someone willing to undertake the thankless job of small town mayor and you gave her the most votes. But who knew the difficulty of a campaign would pale in comparison to trying to physically enter Kinloch City Hall. Read more on Corrupt Missouri Town Locks Out New Black Lady Mayor. No, A Different Corrupt Missouri Town…

President Barry H. Bamz Obama: ‘Fck It’

Saturday night was Nerd Prom again, the annual gathering of Republican and Democratic politicians and the Very Serious Journalists who are supposed to be fourth estating them, all dressed up fancy-like and putting aside their conflicts...Show More Summary

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