Blog Profile / Wonkette


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Filed Under:US Politics / Liberal
Posts on Regator:4726
Posts / Week:11
Archived Since:March 3, 2008

Blog Post Archive

Barack Obama’s Excellent South Asian Vacation!

10 hours agoUS Politics / Liberal : Wonkette

Barack Obama is wrapping up his gnarly Vietnamese vacation. Wish we were there!

Secret Muslim Barack Obama’s New House Is Near A Mosque, And The Daily Caller Is ON IT

10 hours agoUS Politics / Liberal : Wonkette

Maybe Kenyan Muslim Marxist Gay Obama wants to live 1,096 feet from a mosque so he can hop, skip and jump to prayers WITH HIS PEOPLE!

Trump’s Top Christian Dude Stopped A Tsunami By Yelling At It One Time, No Lie

11 hours agoUS Politics / Liberal : Wonkette

Donald Trump's "liaison on Christian policy," Frank Amedia, is a powerful man of God who does faith healings on TV (offscreen, at least), and kept the 2011 jJapanese tsunami from hurting anyone. In Hawaii.

Trump Advisor: Donald’s VP Has To Be A White Guy Because Affirmative Action

12 hours agoUS Politics / Liberal : Wonkette

Donald Trump's new consigliere Paul Manafort guarantees there's no way Trump would consider a woman or a minority for vice president, because he only wants qualified people and doesn't pander to anyone but white males.

Shrieking Meth-Banshee Michelle Malkin Makes Angry List Of All The Boobies She’s Seen Lately

12 hours agoUS Politics / Liberal : Wonkette

Just one more thing on which insane rage monkey Michelle Malkin and poised, calm, lovely and boob-positive Wonkette part ways.

Donald Trump Lies About Donations To Vets’ Charities, Will Debate Bernie Sanders ‘For Charity’

13 hours agoUS Politics / Liberal : Wonkette

Donald Trump: as good at charity as he is at everything else in life. Bernie Sanders: doing this why, exactly?

Fella Who Kept Teen Shackled In Basement Simply APPALLED By Target’s Bathroom Policy

13 hours agoUS Politics / Liberal : Wonkette

Because shackling a child in a basement is fine, and letting trans people pee is just horrifying!

Bill Clinton Debates Brody For Half An Hour In A Diner. Classic Bill Clinton! Classic Brody!

13 hours agoUS Politics / Liberal : Wonkette

Bill Clinton had been told by his wife in no uncertain terms that he was done yelling at black people. Why didn’t he go to Santa Fe, and make some new friends there? Santa Fe’s a great little town, full of old hippies. He would have a good time, and not get into too much

HuffPo ‘Experimental Journalism’ Thing Breaks Our Brain, Ow, Ow, Ow, Ow!

17 hours agoUS Politics / Liberal : Wonkette

We tackle an experiment in metamodern journalism about Bernie Sanders, and add some much needed Star Wars jokes.

Attorney General Loretta Lynch ‘Bout To Have To Smack A Bunch More States Upside Their Heads

17 hours agoUS Politics / Liberal : Wonkette

Oh look, a whole posse of bigot states are joining together to say 'EW TRANS PEOPLE'!

Hillary’s Veep Revealed, And It Is Beyoncé! Your Weekly Dance Party

You come listen to all these songs RIGHT NOW, because Vice President Beyoncé said so.

Washingtonian Mag: Can’t Barack Obama Just, Like, Ride To The AirBnB On His Fixie?

Washingtonian magazine is rather distressed that Barack Obama intends to live in a really spendy DC neighborhood after he's out of office. Shouldn't a former community organizer have to live in a tenement?

CONFIRMED: Hillary Is Sleaziest Email Criminal Since Colin Powell

Did Hillary do something wrong? Yeah. Did everybody else do something wrong too? Yeah. IS EVERYBODY SORRY FOR WHAT THEY DID?

Republicans Love Unborn Babies So Much, They Will Give Them All Zika Virus To Spite Obama

Republicans, who freaked out mightily over Ebola a couple years ago, are taking a far more laid-back approach to funding preparations for the Zika virus. We can't imagine why.

Hawaii Gonna Grab All Your Guns And Put Them In FEMA Camps

The beautiful island state of Hawaii may be the first state to put gun owners in a FEDERAL DATABASE...just like common car drivers.

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