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Sit Back And Relax With Some Soothing Elizabeth Warren Getting MAD About A Thing

12 hours agoUS Politics / Liberal : Wonkette

Has it been that kind of day for you? US TOO! So let us take a breather from all the ewwwwwww gross Duggary, what we have been telling you all about, YOU’RE WELCOME, and soothe our weary souls with our favoritest thing in the world, and YOUR favoritest thing in the world too: Sen. Show More Summary

Kiddie Porn Cop Says Lying Duggars Didn’t Mention ALL The Kiddie Sex Crimes

13 hours agoUS Politics / Liberal : Wonkette

All of us who are not Family Values Republicans agree on this whole “Ewwwww, Duggars, you are DIS-gusting” thing, right? RIGHT. Josh molesting his kid sisters is gross and bad and wrong; his parents hush-hushing it because their GodShow More Summary

Sister-Molester Josh Duggar Sued Arkansas DHS, Probably For Calling Him A Sister-Molester

14 hours agoUS Politics / Liberal : Wonkette

BREAKING NEWS! There was a missing detail in the accepted timeline of events surrounding Josh Duggar’s molestation of five girls, including four of his sisters. As we previously understood, the sex-criming happened in 2002 and 2003,Show More Summary

Texas Happy To Let Obama Invade With FEMA Now Please

14 hours agoUS Politics / Liberal : Wonkette

Here’s President Barack Obama explaining Tuesday that he’s ready to direct federal aid to Texas, which has suffered deadly flooding since the weekend, with more rain and flash flooding on the way. At least 31 people have died in storms that have hit Oklahoma, Texas, and Mexico, and 13 people are still missing. Show More Summary

Family Values Republicans Just Fine With Gross Duggar Family Sex-Criming

15 hours agoUS Politics / Liberal : Wonkette

Are we even remotely surprised that the oh-so-holy Family Values TM Duggars have been keeping a dirty secret about that time Josh Duggar repeatedly molested his sisters, and his parents knew and did not do a goddamned thing about it,...Show More Summary

For The Ladies: What Not To Wear If You Don’t Want To Get Diddled By A Duggar

16 hours agoUS Politics / Liberal : Wonkette

By now, we all know that Josh Duggar molested some of his sisters, and we also know that — because of the Duggar family’s gross, Quiverfull, patriarchal, Christian fundamentalist, Father-Knows-Best lifestyle — if you are a girl and you are molested or raped, you probably share some of the blame. Show More Summary

Sure, Rand Paul Is Now A Tree Hugger, Why Not?

17 hours agoUS Politics / Liberal : Wonkette

In yet another attempt to convince people who aren’t paying attention that he’s a totally different kind of Republican, Rand Paul has come out as a self-proclaimed “tree hugger” who thinks composting is groovy and that clean air and water are good things. Show More Summary

Gov. Scott Walker: Ultrasounds Are So Hella Cool They Should Be MANDATORY

18 hours agoUS Politics / Liberal : Wonkette

Wisconsin Gov. Scott Walker does not understand why you libtards do not like the nice anti-abortion bill he signed in 2013. Recently, a federal judge smacked part of it down, saying that requiring abortion doctors to have admitting privileges at a nearby hospital is “unconstitutional,” like as if. Show More Summary

Senate Republicans Have Neat New Plan To Make You Pay More For Slut Pills, You’re Welcome

18 hours agoUS Politics / Liberal : Wonkette

Senate Republicans are really concerned about making sure women have greater access to birth control. No, really, it is true! (No, really, it is not.) From the same party that has tried for years to defund Planned Parenthood, ban certain...Show More Summary

Outlaw Biker Gangs Enlisting Army Guys, What’s Wrong With That?

19 hours agoUS Politics / Liberal : Wonkette

Just in case you weren’t nervous enough about the dangers of this bad old world, NBC brings us a scary story about a 2014 report by the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives on attempts by outlaw motorcycle gangs (OMGs) to recruit former and active duty members of the military into their criminal enterprises. Show More Summary

Mean Sen. Joni Ernst Takes Castratin’ Knife To Former Presidents’ Allowance Moneys

20 hours agoUS Politics / Liberal : Wonkette

Hey there, former presidents of the US and A — that would be Clinton, Carter and those two Bush brats — thanks for serving your country and all by BEING PRESIDENT OF IT, but Sen. Joni Ernst (R-Pig Spaying), and her Republican friends Marco Rubio and Mark Kirk, want to take away all the fun moneys you get for being Former Presidents. Show More Summary

Bernie Sanders Will Officially Socialize You, America, From The White House

21 hours agoUS Politics / Liberal : Wonkette

Rejoice, Liberal-Americansians, for Vermont Sen. Bernie Sanders (Socialist and proud of it!) officially declared on Tuesday that he is running to be president of U.S. America. Awwwwww yeah! And lest you think Sanders is just some silly...Show More Summary

Look, It’s Another Republican Calling Bullsht On Dumb Obamacare Lawsuit

No one could have imagined that any state would be stupid enough or evil enough — or both! — to turn down free money to subsidize healthcare for people who need it. Literally, no one. Not even congressional Republicans who worked onShow More Summary

Thanks To Pedophile Cop Pal, Sister-Touching Josh Duggar Will Never Be Prosecuted. Thanks Cop Pal!

So here’s a twist on the Josh Duggar Saga of Shame and Grossness that’s just become clear: Back in 2006, when the Arkansas Department of Human Services was contacted by an anonymous tipster and the family was interviewed by law enforcement,...Show More Summary

Jim Bob Duggar: Incesters Like My Oldest Boy Should Be Put To Death

HERE IS A JUICY THING. Way back in 2002, when Jim Bob Duggar was running in the Republican primary for the U.S. Senate (and losing), the part of his campaign website labeled “abortion” said that no, ladies should not be allowed to abort their rape babies, but the rapist should be killed. Show More Summary

Rightwing Troll ‘Journalist’ Chuck C. Johnson Banned From Twitter Forever, Again

Award-winning journalist Chuck C. Johnson has Finally Gone Too Far, No Really This Time, and has reportedly been banned for life from Twitter, and they definitely mean it this time for sure, almost certainly, maybe. Read more on Rightwing Troll ‘Journalist’ Chuck C. Johnson Banned From Twitter Forever, Again…

Guess Who’s Mixed Up In Duggar Family Sex Crimes Now? Hobby Lobby, Of Course!

According to the official police report, after Josh Duggar’s parents found out he was molesting his sisters, and they spent a year doing NOTHING about it, Jim Bob Duggar sent his son for counseling with a “family friend” who was renovating a building in Little Rock, Arkansas. Show More Summary

VA Can’t Help Disabled Vets Make Babies Because ‘Pro-Lifers’ Hate The Troops

The Law of Unintended Consequences is doing its part to make life just a little extra bit awful for disabled vets. A Veterans Administration ban on in vitro fertility treatments (IVF) — put into place by “pro-life” lawmakers worriedShow More Summary

Excellent News! John McCain Might Get His Butt Kicked, By A Girl

The crusty old crankypants senior senator from Arizona — who will never give up! never surrender! never stop being SO GODDAMNED BITTER about that time he didn’t get to be president, and then that other time he didn’t get to be president — has a problem, and that problem is that nobody likes him at all. Show More Summary

George W. Bush Wanted To Gay Marry Some Ladies, Because He Is A Filthy Liberal Now

Oh no, even former President George W. Bush has been conquered by the Gay Mafia! Way back in 2013, we reported that other former President George H.W. Bush had been an official witness for the lesbian nuptials of Bonnie Clement and Helen Thorgalsen, in Kennebunkport, Maine. Show More Summary

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