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A Police Officer Had To Remind People Not To Contact Law Enforcement Over Facebook Being Down

Facebookwentdownforalittlebitearliertoday.Didyounotice?Itwasdownforalittlebit,andthenitcamebackup.Thatsurewasaveryminorinconvenience,wasn’tit?I’mguessingyouprobablylookedatTwitterforalittlebit,orhopefullyevenUPROXXmakesawkwardthumbsupgesture,andthenwentbacktoFacebookandresumedbusinessasusual.

So Rumor Has It That Alleged Serial Drug Test Failer Dustin Johnson Has Been Banging Other Golfers’ Wives

Asitturnsout,DustinJohnson’sleaveofabsencefromthePGAtourwasmorelikean“ohwaityougotsuspendedforcocaine?”Oops.Justatiny,tinydetailthere.AccordingtoGolf.com,Johnsonwillmiss6monthsbecauseofit.Andohyeah,hewasbangingplayers’wives.NotwhilehewasbangingPaulinaGretzkythough—atleastIdon’tthink.

No One Has Ever Danced As HARD As This Lady Did To ‘Pump Up The Jam’

TechnotronicshouldsendathankyoucardandgiftcertificatetotheGaptothedancingqueeninmomjeansinthevideoabove,who’sdoingherbesttobringback“PumpUptheJam.”Andboydoessheeverpumpupsaidjams—thatdead-armshuffleisinspired.Idon’tknowwhoyouare,BowlCutJ-Law,andIhavenoideawhyyou’redressedlike1994,eventhoughthisclipwasfilmedonlyashorttimeago,butgoodonyou.

Leonardo DiCaprio Reportedly ‘Flicked’ Justin Bieber Away From His A-List Table Prior To Fight

JustyesterdaywefoundoutanotherwonderfuldetailtotheJustinBieber-OrlandoBloomfight inIbiza,thatLeonardoDiCapriowasatthescene activelyrootingforOrlandoBloomtoknockBieber’ssht-eatinggrindownhisgoddamnthroat—andnowthankstoaSpanishmodel,20-year-oldAnastasiaSkolkova,whowassittingatanearbytable,weknowalittlebitaboutwhathappenedbeforethefight.

Here Are The Pope’s Top 10 Secrets To Happiness In Adorable Animal GIF Form

Earlierthisweek,PopeFrancisoffereduphisTop10SecretstoHappinessinaninterviewwithArgentina’sweeklypublication“Viva,” andIwasadmittedlyshockedtoseethatoneofthemwasn’t“Playingthefirechallenge.”ThecoolthingaboutthePope’slisticle,orPopestShow More Summary

Victoria Jackson: A Comprehensive Timeline Of A Descent Into Madness

VictoriaJacksonturns55tomorrow,butmostofuswouldliketofondlyrememberherasthebubblyblonde20-somethingSaturdayNightLivecastmemberwithnicegams.Unfortunately,that’snothowmostofuswillultimatelyrememberher,becauseintheyearssinceSNLJacksonhShow More Summary

This Harrowing Video Of A Bear Rescuing A Crow Will Restore Your Faith In Something Something

BystandersattheBudapestZooweretreatedtoquiteanamazingsceneasacrowwhohadsomehowgottenintoabearhabitatandstuckinthewater(worstcrowever?)wasrescuedbythebear,whichgingerlypulleditoutofthewaterbyitswingandwentonitsbumblybearway.OnonehandShow More Summary

Here’s What A Porno Looks Like Without All The Distracting Porn

Apornowithoutanyactualpornisjustahighschool-levelproductionofafamousproduction.SomeoneonYouTubehadthebrightideatoremoveallthedistractingsexfromaWizardofOzpornparody(whichiscalledNottheWizardofOz,thoughIwould’vegonewithTheWizGetsHard),soalthoughyousee“SheilatheScarecrow”giveanotherScarecrowasmooch,youdon’twitnessthestrawjobthatfollows.

Stephen Colbert Proves He’s Not Only One Of TV’s Funniest People, He’s One Of The Planet’s Best Dads

StephenColbertansweredquestionsaspartoftheAskaGrownManseries,andwhat’sterrificaboutitishowseriouslyandthoughtfulheistakingthequestions.Basically,therealStephenColbertisasthoughtfulandkindas“StephenColbert”thecharacterisfunny,andit’seasytoseefromColbert’sanswersthathe’saterrificfather.

The Fire Challenge Is Definitely The Dumbest Thing You Will See This Lifetime

Whilemanymightsaythattheongoingfrenzy overOrlandoBloom andJustinBieber isthesignofcollapseinourmentalfaculties,I’mputtingmymoneyonthefirechallenge.Whatisthefirechallenge?It’swhereanindividualvoluntarilysoakstheirchestandbodywithalcohol,lightsthemselvesonfire,andthenpostsitonYouTubeforthatinstantshotoffameweallbejonesingforonadailybasis.

Stop What You’re Doing And Let Vin Diesel Serenade You With Sam Smith’s ‘Stay With Me’

Marvel’sGuardiansoftheGalaxyhitstheaterstomorrow whichmeansitsstarshavebeenpoundingthepresstourpavementtopromotethenewestadditiontothesuperherouniverse.VinDiesel,themanbehindtheextra-terrestrialplantmonsternamedGroot,mayonlyhaveonelineintheblockbusterfilmbuthe’sabitmoreloquaciouswhenitcomestoon-screeninterviews.

A Man Launched A Kickstarter Campaign To Have Kenny Loggins Play In His Home

ThereusedtobeatimethatacrowdfundingcampaignmeantthatanordinaryJoelikeyouorIcouldtakeabattleplantothestreets,layitallonthelineforpeoplewithopenwallets,andaskforpledgesinexchangefor“rewards.”Now,siteslikeKickstarter,GoFundMeandIndiegogoarefilledwithpeoplewithopenhandsandemptybrains,astheyjustwantmoneytogoon“anoutrageousadventure” ormakesomeplain,oldpotatosalad.

Check Out This Cringeworthy Cybersex Instructional Video From The ’90s

HappyNationalOrgasmDay! Tocelebrate,we’ve unearthedthistotallyawkwardandbadly-madeinstructionalvideothatdetailshowtohaveasuccessfulcybersexencounter,ontheinternet.Besidestheterriblequality,tackysweater-wearandtrulyarchaicpieceofmachinery,whatreallymakesthiscliphardtowatchishowcompletelyancientinstantmessagingwasin1997.

Screw It, We Give Up: Here Is A Dog Playing A Waltz On The Piano

IspentalldaythinkingitwasFridaypartlybecauseIwasoutatabarlastnightforascreeningofSharknado2andpartlybecausethishasbeenoneoftheslowestinternetnewsweeksinhistory.Iblameglobalwarming,thanksObama,et.al.Soeventhoughit’sonlyThursday,thisiswhatit’scometo:Adogplayingthewaltzonpiano.

Leonardo DiCaprio Was #TeamOrlando During The Bieber Vs. Bloom Fight

OrlandoBloomtryingtopunchJustinBieber overMirandaKerrisalreadyawonderfullyridiculousthingtoimagine,sowhyWOULDN’TLeonardoDiCaprio,whohasahistorywiththeBeebs,bethere,too?AndthathewascheeringonBloom,whowassadlymoreofafailurethanTheThreeMusketeers?AnastasiaSkolkova,“aformerjournalistfromSpain,”describedthescenetotheMirror.

Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg Loves It When You Compare Her To The Notorious B.I.G.

RuthBaderGinsburgbecametheunlikeliestofInterneticonsforherdissentontheHobbyLobbydecision.SheevenhasherownTumblr-approvednickname:theNotoriousR.B.G. It’shard,ifhilarioustoimagineGinsburgdriving’roundWashingtonwith“MeandMyBitch,”butshedoesknowwhoBiggieis.Here’swhatthe81-year-oldSupremeCourtjusticesaidtoKatieCouricinaninterviewforYahoo.

How Cameron Diaz Beat Out Anna Nicole Smith And Other Things You Probably Didn’t Know About ‘The Mask’

1994wasaverygoodyearforJimCarrey.Whentheyearstartedhewasmaking$350,000forAceVentura—definitelynotpeanuts,butnothingcomparedtohis$7millionDumb&Dumberpaycheck.InbetweenthosetwomovieswehadTheMask,whichis20yearsoldthisweek.ThesuccessofAceVenturahelpedmakeTheMaskthesecondhighest-grossingmoviebasedonacomicbookafterBatmanandlaunchedCameronDiaz’scareer.

Arnold Schwarzenegger Almost Turned Down ‘The Terminator’ Plus 9 Other Famous Roles He Nearly Played

ArnoldSchwarzeneggerAlmostTurnedDown‘TheTerminator’Plus9OtherFamousRolesHeNearlyPlayedArnoldSchwarzenegger movieshaveaspecialplaceinmychildhoodnostalgiafile.Terminator2:JudgmentDaywasthefirstR-ratedmovieIsawinthetheater,andthankfully,itstillholdsupandisjustasimpressivenowasitwasthen.

While Justin Bieber And Orlando Bloom Fought, Miranda Kerr Posted A Topless Pic On Instagram

TheJustinBiebervs.Orlando“HereComesthe”Bloomfeud isgettingugly.WegavefaintpraisetotheBeebsforpostingapictureofMirandaKerr,theapparentobjectionofboththeiraffections,onhisInstagramtopissoffBloom,thenimmediatelyfeltdirtyaboutit.Evenmoresoafterthishappened.Nowthat’sjustrubbingitin,whichisexactlywhatIhopeKerrwasdoingwhenshepostedthis.

Russell Brand Takes Sean Hannity To Task Over His Views On Israel / Palestine By Calling Him A Ken Doll

RussellBrand isstillinfullrevolutionmodeitwouldseem,puttingoutover100episodesofTheTrewsonYouTubeinanefforttostoketheburninginsidetheyouthoftheworld,orsomethinglikethat.I’mstillwaitingonthemassdemonstrationsandweenieroasts.We’vetalkedaboutitbeforeandhowBranddeconstructedanentireFoxNewssegment...Show More Summary

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