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Edward Smith, Car Fcker, Now Claims To Have Had Sex With Over 700 Cars

63-year-oldEdwardsSmith,aself-professed“mechaphile”—inotherwords,someonewhoissexuallyattracted tomachines—hasbeenhavingsexwithcarsforoverforty-fiveyearsnow.SmithappearedonITV’sThisMorningtodiscusshis,uh,lifestyle,inwhichheclaimstohavehadsexwithover700cars—althoughhistruelovewillalwaysbeawhite1982WVBeetlenamed“Vanilla.”Buthowdoesthiswholecarfckingthingwork?

This Reenactment Of A Woman’s Pissy Bath & Body Works Rant Is Simply Perfect

ThreeactressesreenactedtheharrowingstoryofawomannamedAngela’sconfrontationwithtwoBath&BodyWorksemployeesasshetriedtoexchangeherPeachBellinicandlesbackin2012,DrunkHistory-style,whichthewomanhadpreviouslyrecountedinanepicYouTuberant.Boththeperformancesandattentiontodetailareflawless,from“Angela’s”hairandoutfittotheBath&BodyWorksmanager’snametaginquotationmarks.

Gwyneth Paltrow Is Learning The Hard Way Why You Don’t Fck With Martha Stewart

Aquickrecap,incaseyou’renotcaughtup:LastmonthMarthaStewarttoldsomepeoplethatGwynethPaltrowshould“shutupandsticktoacting” andthenaweekagoGwynethPaltrowpassiveaggressivelyfiredbackbysayingjusthowtickledshewasthatthelifestylemogulseesherascompetition.Ofcourse,allofthisprobablyhasabsolutelynothingtodowiththefactthatGwynethPaltrowjustpoachedtheformerCEOofMarthaStewartLivingforGoop.

Here, Have Some Paris With Your Morning Coffee

Hey,you.Yeah,you.Whatchudoing?Workin’,huh?Thatsucks.Wouldn’tlifebesomuchbetterifyouwereinParisrightnow?Ofcourseitwould!Like,youcouldbeeatingacroissantfromarealFrenchbakeryinsteadofthatknock-offonefromStarbucksyou’reeating.Seriously,comeon…let’sgotoParistogether.Youandme.

These Cute Animals In Halloween Costumes Are Going Geeky This Year

Yesterdaywebroughtyou25cuteanimals inHalloweencostumesbasedonTVshows,movies,music,etc.Buttherewereplentyofanimalsincostumesbasedaroundcomicbooks,videogames,andothernerdymedia.Todaywecollectanother25picturesofadorabledogsandperturbedcatsintheirgeekyfinery.It’sagoodthingthesesuperheropetsdon’thaverealsuperpowers,orwe’dallbetakentotaskforputtingtheminlittleoutfits.

The Student Who Bragged About Having A Threesome With His Teachers Is Super Sorry

Teenageboyscan’tkeepanythingquiet.I’mprettysureIoncetoldallmyhighschoolfriendsaboutthiswickedfartIcut.Nowimaginetryingtonotspillthebeansaboutbeinginathreesomewithtwoteachers.Butthat’showRachelRespessandShelleyDufresne,thetwoeducatorShow More Summary

This 113-Year-Old Woman Had To Lie To Get On Facebook

It’shardtoevenimaginewhatitwouldbeliketobe113yearsold,butIassumethatmydayswouldbefilledwithponderoussilenceandlonelinessastheworldpulledawayfromme.113yearoldAnnaStoehrsurelyisn’tlivinglikethat,though.Lastyear,shewascelebratedbytheMinnesotaTwins,tossingoutthefirstpitchatalittleleaguebaseballstadiumthatwasbeamedbacktoTargetField.

Time To Change Those Passwords: 7 Million Dropbox Accounts Have Allegedly Been Leaked

IfyouhaveaDropboxaccount,youmightwanttochangeyourpasswords.Theonlinestoragecompanyisthelatesttofaceanincursionfromhackersthathasputnearly7millionusernamesandpasswordsatpublicrisk.TheNextWeb isreportingthatfourPastebinfilescontainingShow More Summary

Holy Sht, Watch This Kid Absolutely NAIL The Final Dance Scene In ‘Dirty Dancing’

WhenIfoundthisvideothatwascaptionedlike,“KidBustsaMovetoDirtyDancing,”IadmitthatIwasn’texpectingmuchmorethansomegooberkidflailingaroundinfrontoftheTV.Iwaswrong,OH,howIwaswrong.AfterhavingwatchedyoungCharlie’sperformanceIamnotentirelyconvincedthatthisisn’tsomehowthereincarnatedspiritofPatrickSwayzelivinginsidethiskid’sbody.

A Man Gave Half Of His $1 Million Powerball Winnings To His Brother Because Of A Childhood Agreement

For20years,EricHaleofBend,Oregonhasplayedthesamenumbers inthelotteryeveryweek.SowhenhestoppedathislocalQuickWayMarkettopickupaPowerballticketlastmonth,itwasbasicallyaroutine,butthistimehisnumbersactuallyhit.Well,notallofhisnumbers,becauseEricwasn’tluckyenoughtoalsohavethecorrectPowerballnumbertowinapieceofthe$228millionjackpot.

A Contestant On ‘Jeopardy’ Told Perhaps The Stupidest Story In The Show’s History

ThingsgetprettyawkwardonJeopardy whenAlexTrebekinterviewscontestants.Itgenerallyfollowsthissequence:1)Alexteasesastory2)Contestantspends30secondstalkingaboutthetimehegotstungbyabeeat5thgradecamp3)Alexmakesawittyresponselike,“Didyoubeehiveyourselftherestofthetime?”4)Audiencelaughs5)Rinse-repeatIt’sbeenlikethatforaslongasIcanremember.

Watch This Little Boy Repeatedly Get Shot Down Trying To Kiss A Little Girl

Youngcrushesareoftentimesofmurkywatersdifficulttonavigate,asevidencedbythisvideoofalittleboytryinghisdarnedesttogivetheobjectofhisaffectionsaquickpeckonthelips.Forherpart,hisyoungcompanionislike,LOL,notsofastthere,PepéLePew—Idon’tputoutuntilyou’veboughtmechickennuggetsorpeanutbutterandjellyorwhateverthefckitisthatkidseat.

Taco Bell Is Trying Out Some New Sriracha Items In Kansas City

Ithasn’texactlybeentheeasiestyearorsoforthePRdepartmentatSriracha,asthebelovedhotsaucemakerspentmostof2013underattackfromtheresidentsofaCaliforniatown.ThepeoplecomplainedthatafactorythatproducesingredientsforSrirachawascausingthemtoexperienceburningeyesandthroats...Show More Summary

This Woman Added Two Very Important Instruments To A Mozart Classic

You’velikelyheard“EinekleineNachtmusik”before.ItisMozart’sbestcompositionandarguablyhismostrecognizablework.Itwasoriginallywritten fortwoviolins,aviola,andacellobutthesedaysanyol’stringorchestrawilldo.Whatdoesthathavetodowiththewomaninthevideo?Well,nothingreallybutnowyou’remoreeducatedaboutthefinerthingsinlife.

A Cosplayer Is Being Labeled As ‘Racist’ For Her Blackface Michonne From ‘The Walking Dead’ Costume?

CosplayenthusiastKiraMarkeljcisfacingthewrathoftheInternet,trulytheloudestofwraths,forgoing“blackface”inordertolooklikeMichonnefromTheWalkingDead.Theonlineruckusbeganwhen,accordingtoBuzzFeed,“Tumblrusernarulein…postedherfriend’smakeuptestonTumblrlastweekend.”TheGermanartist,whogoesbyPurpleCandyCosplay...Show More Summary

That Man Has Trained His Cat To Climb Onto His Head For Treats

TheownerofthiscatwiththeoutstandingReddithandle“Pizzalovesyou”postedthisInstagramvideo ofhiscatNaboo(shortforNabooRandolphRoppertyPoppertytheEnigma)thatwillscaletheheightofhisentirebodyandclimbontohisheadwhenit’stimeforatreat.AccordingtoNaboo’sowner,hisfriendssaythatNaboois“goingtomakehimrich”someday.

Penélope Cruz Proves She’s The ‘Sexiest Woman Alive’ In These Esquire Photos

HavingthetitleofSexiestWomanAlivebestoweduponyouisalittlebitlikebeingaHighlander:therecanonlybeone.So,badnews,AngelinaJolie,JessicaBiel,CharlizeTheron,HalleBerry,KateBeckinsale,MinkaKelly,Rihanna,MilaKunis,andScarlettJohansson,you’realldead,becauseEsquirehasnamedPenelopeCruztheSexiestWomanAlive,atleastforthenext12months.

50 Questions About The Scary Clowns That Are Terrorizing California Right Now

Quickrecap:Amandressedupasascaryclown hasbeenpoppinguphereandthereinthetownofWasco,Californiarecently.Thishascausedresidentsto,justifiably,freakallthewayout.Thewholethingiswhatthemanisreferringtoas“ayear-longartproject,”whichmeans(a)arthasgottenoutofcontrol,and(b)thetownstillhaslike10-11monthsofthistogo.

Kansas City Burger Joint Owner To Female Reporter: ‘I Would Love To See My Meat In Your Mouth’

InhonoroftheKansasCityRoyalsrecentplayoffsuccess,famedKansasCityburgerjoint,theWestportFleaMarket,isofferinga1985dealthatofferstheirburgersat1985prices,whichessentiallydiscountsa$7.99burgertojust$2.99.I’mguessing1985wasthelasttimetheRoyalswontheWorldSeriesorsomething?

Louis C.K Finally Weighs In On The ‘ISIS Fckfaces’ Currently Terrorizing The Middle East

Incaseyou’remissingit,profoundcomedianLouisC.K. hasspentmuchofthelasthourberatingtheterroristorganizationISIS.Here’swhat“acrankyguyreadingthepaper”hashadtosaysofar…Oh,fuckyou,ISIS.Sincerelypleasefuckeachotherinthemouthwithforks.You're7yearoldboys.You'restupid.

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