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Pearl Jam’s Mike McCready Delivered An Amazing National Anthem In Seattle

We’vebeentreatedtosometrulyamazingperformancesoftheNationalAnthematsportingeventslately,withChrisBotti’strumpetrendition reallysettingtheInternetonfirefordaysafteritwasover.Butwhenitcomestooneofthebestinthebusinessintermsofconsistentlydeliveringthemostawesome“Star-SpangledBanner”performances,it’shardtofindsomeonebetterthanPearlJam’sMikeMcCready.

Bryan Cranston Is Voicing The Children’s Audiobook ‘You Have To Fcking Eat’

FromSamuelL.JacksontoWernerHerzog,AdamMansbach’sbestsellerGotheFcktoSleephasbeenreadbysomeprettyfamousvoices,becausepeoplejustlovetheideaofcursingtochildren.Infact,enoughpeoplelovedMansbach’s2011“children’sbookforadults”thatheisbackthisweekwiththehighly-anticipatedsequel,YouHavetoFckingEat.

North Carolina’s Olive Garden Pasta Pass ‘Champion’ Claims He Actually Lost Weight

Earlierthismonth,wewerefortunateenoughtolearnthestoryofBurlington,NorthCarolinaresidentAlanMartin,whowasveryproudofthefactthathewasgettingthemostofhisOliveGardenPastaPass.ThepromotionalcardthathassinceexpiredallowedthosewhowieldedittheabilitytoeatalloftheOliveGardentheywantedforanentiremonth,allforthelowpriceof$100.

Watch What Happened To Princess Leia Who Spent Ten Hours Walking Around New York City

Look,ifyou’regoingtoparodythe“tenhourswalkinginNYC”video,youbetterdoitright.Youbettertakeadamngoodangleanditbetterhavegoodexecution.What’sthat?There’sonewithPrincessLeiawalkingdownthestreetwithherhairinabun—andDarthVaderfollowsher—andshegetsharassedbyastormtrooper?

People Are Already Lining Up For Thanksgiving Day Sales

StoresareopeningearlierthaneverforThanksgivingshoppingthisyear,withretailerslikeBestBuy,JCPenneyandToys“R”Usopeningasearlyas5p.m.insomestates;otherslikeTarget,Walmart,SearsandMacy’sopeningat6p.m.,andKmartgrosslyopeningitsdoorsat6a.m.andstayingopenforforty-twohoursstraight.

The Ultimate Football Lifehacks: 4 Ideas For Better Drinks

It’sgametime,andthusMillerTime.Butthere’smoretoservingagooddrinkthanjustcrackingopenacan.Hereareafewtipstogettingthemostoutofyourgamedayconsumption.Speed-ChillABeerNeverleaveabeerinthefreezerfortoolong.Terriblethingshappen,it’sdangerous,andit’sawasteofbeer.

These Clumsy Baby Elephants Don’t Even Know What’s Going On

CourtesyoftheguysoveratTastefullyOffensive comesthisdefinitive,two-and-a-halfminutelongsupercutofclumsybabyelephantsbeingsuperclumsy.Howclumsyarebabyelephants,though,youmayask?Well,it’sbasicallylikewatchingabunchofdrunk-asslittleeleShow More Summary

This New ‘Frozen’-Inspired Bra Might Be The Next Big Thing In Bra Technology

Warning:TheVideoIsSlightlyNSFWWhenIthinkaboutallofthewonderousinnovationsthathavebeentheorizedbutneverseeninfashionitsaddensme.WhilepeoplelongfothehoverboardsondisplayinBacktotheFuturePartII,Iwanttoknowwhereourself-dryingcoatsare.OneinnovationthatIneverconsidered,though,isabrathatchangescolorwhenittouches(orisnear)anotherbra.

A Connecticut Teacher Reportedly Showed Up Drunk Then Peed His Pants And Attacked A Student

AnincidentthatwentdownlastThursdayataSouthington,Connecticuthighschoolhasgotlocalsdemandingtoknowwhathappened.ASouthingtonHighSchoolSpanishteacherwasremovedfromtheschoolinhandcuffsafterallegedlyreportingtoschoolintoxicated,althoughnotbypolice.Infact,accordingtotheschooldistrict’sassistantsuperintendent,KarenSmith,policewereneverevencalledtodealwiththesituation.

John Rocker Used A ‘Hail Mary’ Metaphor To Talk About Race

ThelasttimeweheardfromJohnRocker,hewastellingafemalecontestanton‘Survivor’thatifshewereaman,hewouldhaveknockedherteethout.Priortothat,weheardhimontheradioplugginghisstintontheshowbysayinghisexperiencewastheworstthinghehadeverdone.

Rick Perry Was Asked If He Opposes Anal Sex ‘Because The Peeny Goes In Where The Poopy Comes Out’

GovernorTexasRickPerry,wellknownforhisstringentanti-gay,anti-abortion(andfemalehealthcareingeneral)policies,visitedDartmouthcollegeonSundaytohaveanopendiscussionwithstudents.ThiswentmaybeonlyslightlybetterthanBillCosby(ormorelikely,BillCosby’sformersocialmediamanager)askingtheinternet...Show More Summary

Jennifer Lawrence Says She’ll Never Join Twitter Because The Internet Has ‘Scorned’ Her

JenniferLawrence iscurrentlyacrossthepondpromotingTheHungerGames:Mockingjay–Part1,whichopensnextweekend.InadditiontoaskingLawrenceaboutthatsupercreepyJenniferLawrencecake,BBC’sRadio1hostNickGrimshawreadsomequestionsfromyoungfans,oneShow More Summary

An Uptight Chick-Fil-A Manager Banned His Employees From Using Slang

ErictheChick-fil-aManagerhashadenoughofSlangSpeak.Hedoesn’texactlyknowwhat“fleek”and“ratchet”mean,buthe’sprettysurehedoesn’twantcustomershearingthosewords.So,ErictheChick-fil-aManager—whousedtobewithIt,butthentheychangedwhatItwas;nowwhathe’swithisn’tIt,andwhat’sItseemsweirdandscarytohim—postedalistofbannedwords forhisemployeestotakenoteof.

Watch Monday Night Football’s Powerful National Anthem, Performed By A Navy Veteran

Forthesecondweekinarow,MondayNightFootballkilleditwithaveryspecialNationalAnthem.Here’sretirednavypettyofficerGeneraldWilsonandhissilkysmoothvoiceaheadoflastnight’sPanthers-Eaglesgame.ThankyouforyourserviceMr.WilsonandHappyVeteransD...

Meet The Florida Man Who Allegedly Offered A Chicken-For-Sex Deal To An Undercover Cop

AprostitutionstinginSanford,Floridapulledinsevenmenandaninterestingbarterofferlastweek.PolicearrestedStevenTorres,32,duringthesting,shortlyafterthecash-poorwould-becustomerallegedlymadeanundercoverofficeraprotein-richoffer:TheofficerposedasaprostitutenearSouth27thStreetandSouthOrlandoDrive,policesaid.

A Super Sneaky Woman Licked A News Reporter After Oregon Legalized Marijuana

Themidtermelectionsdidn’texactlydeliveronthecraziestpeopleinAmericacomingoutofthewoodworkstoprovideuswithentertainment,butbetweenMitchMcConnell’sphotobomber andFlorida’sCaptainHornblaster,wedidallright.However,thosetwoInternetelectiShow More Summary

Watch Pat Sajak Nearly Lose His Mind On Some ‘Wheel Of Fortune’ Contestants

We’vebeenwaitingforPatSajaktofinallyloseitonWheelofFortuneandboydidhealmostdoittonight.Duringthelastspinpuzzle,LeeandhisbuddyMitch(it’s“bestfriendsweek)guessedtheletter‘N.’Therewasoneupontheboardandfrankly,withalmostnothingthere,wethoughtitwouldjustmoveontothenextsetofcontestants.

Joe Biden Called A 3-Year Old Girl Because She ‘Calls’ Him On Her Toy Phone

“Ijustdo.”That’saboutallthereasoningyoucouldeverexpectfroma3-yearoldwhenitcomestoquirkybehavior,butwedemandtoknowalittlemorefromIowa’sAveryBral.That’sbecauseherquirkybehaviorinvolvedcallingVicePresidentJoeBidenonhertoyphoneallthetime,enoughthathergrandmother,BeckyBurke,feltcompelledtoleaveamessageforSmokin’Joeonhiswebsiterecently.

A Brief History Of Andy Dick’s Stealing, Groping, Genital Exposing Insanity

Stealinganecklace isactuallyoneofthetamer,moredeviantactsAndyDick hasparticipatedin.Forsomereason(let’scallitdrugs)Andyhasnoqualmswithexposinghimself,defilingunderagegirls,ingestingcopiousamountsofchemicalsubstances,andexposinghimselfsomemore.WecoulddoawholestoryofjustAndyDickurinatinginpublic,butatthispoint,thecopshavemoretoworryaboutwithDickthanhimrelievinghimselfinpublic.

Ted Cruz Just Outdid Ted Stevens For The Dumbest Thing A Politician Has Ever Said About The Internet

PresidentObamacameoutinfavorofnetneutrality thisweek,sayingthattheFCCshouldreclassifytheInternetasapublicutility.WhileObamahasnomoreofficialinfluenceovertheFCCthanyouorI,thiswouldkeepinternetprovidersfrombeingabletospeeduporslowdownShow More Summary

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