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I first witnessed these horrifying tattoo Photoshops over at 1337 Tattoos and they have to be seen to believed. It proves beyond a shadow of a doubt that A) people love getting shtty tattoos of lions, tigers and other majestic creatures and B) tattoo artistry is a profession that deserves a professional’s touch. Friends don’t let friends get impromptu tattoos.
Ron Burgundy took over “Conan” on Wednesday to promote his memoirs and provide what many would call a tour de force performance of Loverboy’s 1981 classic “Workin’ For The Weekend” in support of Mayor Rob Ford’s re-election bid. It’s only one of many marks Burgundy left on the program, including turning noted wimp and dainty little flower Conan O’Brien into a true man.
Adorable, sweet and infallible Internet darling Jennifer Lawrence appeared on Letterman to promote “The Hunger Games,” show off her short hair and describe some recent medical issues that had her changing underwear constantly. Calm down,...Show More Summary
According to an interview with Rolling Stone, a 25-year old Missouri native who goes by the name Star believes that she is going to marry convicted murder conspirator Charles Manson, who is currently serving a life sentence at Corcoran State Prison. Show More Summary
Thanks to the big, old jerks at NBC who do things like not force Tina Fey to make 30 Rock episodes for eternity and push Parks and Recreation episodes back three weeks, we only just got to watch the Halloween episode or Parks and Rec last week. Show More Summary
If you’re among the few million people still swearing off iTunes and jamming out to your favorite songs in an MP3 player that is decked out with a wicked futuristic robot skin, I have some pretty bad news for you. As of December 20,Show More Summary
Today’s been pretty quiet on the Rob Ford front, other than his former personal trainer (wait, Rob Ford once had a personal trainer?!) being implicated in a steroid scandal and banned from practicing in Canada, of course. So, with that said, here’s a little something to whet your appetite. You’re welcome. (Via Animal New York)
I’m sure you know by now that Dave Grohl is not only an amazing musician, but an amazing person. The man has been a tour de force in music for two decades now and the stories of his hospitality are endless. At this point, it’s really only a matter of time before Dave cures cancer or fixes the U.S.
To recap: Brazilian Playboy model Catarina Migliorini put her virginity up for auction last year, but although she met the winning bidder, she’s still a virgin because “when she went to meet him in a restaurant in Sydney, Australia, he didn’t match the description Sisely gave her. Nor did they ever have sex.” Time for round two.
Thirty years ago, Bill Murray was at the first peak of his long and celebrated comedic career, coming off his stint on Saturday Night Live, his starring role in Stripes and supporting roles in both Caddyshack and Tootsie. It was also...Show More Summary
SPOILER ALERT: more characters are going to die on HBO’s Game of Thrones. Sorry if that ruins the show for you, that you unwisely assumed from here on out, everyone would get along, that the many warring factions of Westeros and beyond would make peace over a nice frosty milkshake, but, no. That’s not going to happen.
A guy named Josh Paler Lin, whose attempt to go viral last week failed when he decided to choke on food in public, thought he needed to step up his game if he was going to get the attention of the YouTube masses. The next logical step, of course, is to PRETEND TO BE STABBED in public.
The People have spoken: The Voice host/American Horror Story corpse Adam Levine is the sexiest so-and-so in the world. This is the worst decision People Magazine has ever made, and that includes their four-star review of 27 Dresses that I read in a doctor’s office right before getting a cavity filled. It was the worst thing that happened to me that day.
So it turns out the soccer stadium Qatar is erecting for the 2022 World Cup isn’t much of an erection at all. In fact, it’s the complete opposite. While many are worried about the host country’s labor conditions and extreme weather,Show More Summary
“NOPE. NOT A CHANCE.” That’s what I’d tell a person who isn’t nearly as brave and tough as I am if he wanted to go down the Verru?ckt Meg-A-Blaster waterslide at the Schlitterbahn Kansas City Water Park when it opens next year. The slide...Show More Summary
Back in August, the fine folks at the Oxford English Dictionary led many of us to believe that the entire organization had been hacked and taken over by a group of 12-year old girls, as the 40 new words that were announced were rather, well, awful for the most part. Show More Summary
If you look up “YouTube” in the dictionary, you’d see, “A video-sharing website created by three former PayPal employees, and please stop using ‘if you look up blah blah blah in the dictionary’ as your lame lede.” What should be there, though, is the URL for “Cute Girl Unleashes Powerful Super Burp!” which is the most YouTube’y video that’s ever been on YouTube.
Sick Africa necklace, bro. Daniel Day Lewis is one of the world’s most talented method actors; he’s able to flawlessly step into a role with ease and unable to stop living as his characters, even when the cameras aren’t rolling, until the film is wrapped. His son, Gabe Day, is not one of the world’s most talented rappers.
Man am I a sucker for a revamped Parks and Recreation intro. There was the recent Eagleton doppelganger version, and the Community one a few years back. There’s just something about the quick cut brevity and the pep in the theme that...Show More Summary
I’m currently wearing a ripped Carolina Panthers long-sleeve shirt and gym shorts that I’ve owned since the last time I went to a gym (high school graduation?), so I’m not in any position to make comments about another person’s fashion choices. Show More Summary