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| Archived Since: | June 21, 2012 | |
WHAT THE WHAT.
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My body will never run marathons or win beauty pageants, and it might always be sick, but do you know what it does every day, quite effectively? It lives. I live.
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Instead of allowing life to happen to me, instead of sitting by powerlessly as things took a turn for the worst, I took the reigns and faced misfortune head on.
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If guys HATE it when you borrow their razor so much, why is their shaving stuff SO GOOD?
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Like, where is this penis? Wearing a little Hawaiian shirt and laying out on the beach? Wtf does "penis vacation" even mean?
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No intercourse. No oral sex. No kissing. No one night stands. No make outs. No dates. Just me. read more
I'm available for hire, greeting card companies. Also in general. Need money for socks.
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While in Sephora and Duane Reade you have a pretty good handle on what to expect, the Dollar Store is delightfully mysterious. read more
Sometimes when you’re feeling a little lost, a little self-destructive and in dire need of a clean slate, you kind of just need to sleep with your ex boyfriend.
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Letting go of your stuff can be hard, but recycling makes it sooo much easier.
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Apparently when a woman gives another woman a compliment, the only socially acceptable response is reciprocal in nature.
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While I'm sure your political commentary is indeed incisive and cutting and generally luminous, maybe hold that brilliant analysis back for a day or two. One thing at a time.
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If a dude wants to tell me my vagina is repulsive, that's awesome, but he should be warned, I have sharp teeth, lock-jaw and passion for angry blow-jobs.
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There has got to be a better way to live.
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It’s a solid middle class salary, untaxed, and it’s contingent on nothing. I don’t have to work for it, nor can anyone take it away from me if I behave badly. I did nothing to earn it.
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Chances are your bra is one of the most unruly articles of clothing you own. Here are some secret tools your favorite costume designer uses to whip those bad bras into shape!
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God bless you, beautiful.
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As of today, May 15th, we've been on the road for over 2 months. We've covered over 6,000 miles. From June through October, we'll be traveling though the southern and eastern half of the US, giving away pie twice per week.
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