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Someone thought Jimmy Fallon singing Prince would be good for the Macy's Day Parade. Most did not.

Let's be honest, the Macy's Day Parade isn't the coolest of traditions.  Sure it's something corny and sweet to watch while you're cooking up a storm for your hungry loved ones, but many of the acts that make their way through Harold...Show More Summary

PSA: Make sure you clearly label your Thanksgiving pie, or your roommates will think you're dead

Since the holidays are here, it's important to remember that open communication with your roommates is more important than usual.  You don't want sloppy handwriting to make them think you've been kidnapped. Sure, you may think this isn't...Show More Summary

I am the CEO of Duolingo and if our passive aggressive push notifications don't make you learn French, I don't know what will

Hello. My name is Henry P. Twolingos and I am the CEO of Duolingo, and I'm here to discuss Duolingo's questionable push notifications. I understand that learning a language on your own can be difficult, and requires various forms of support from outside sources in order to achieve your goal. Show More Summary

Beyoncé gave us all an early holiday gift with festive new merch

Whatever holiday you celebrate has come early, thanks to Beyoncé. Oh, but you have to pay her for it. On the most hallowed of days, Thanksgiving Eve, Beyoncé's website dropped a host of new merchandise for those other holidays coming up in the next month. Show More Summary

Gifts for the wine drinker in your life who can't stop breaking glasses

All wine should be drunk out of sippy cups. Whether you choose to embrace or reject that truth is on you.  The older we get, the more it comes clear that mankind simply wasn't designed to drink out of wine glasses. Humans are far too uncoordinated to hold onto a wine glass without putting its precious little life at risk. Show More Summary

Two more women say Al Franken groped them

Don't think that a holiday would stop the growing list of reasons to ban men.  Two more women have come forward accusing Minnesota Sen. Al Franken of inappropriate touching, adding their voices to two others who have done the same in the past week. As reported on HuffPost last night, the sources say the incidents occurred during campaign events. Show More Summary

Those weird 'Prongles' snacks are not all they seem

What fresh hell is this? SEE ALSO: Sorry, Cards Against Humanity can't stop Trump's wall It all started when the internet noticed something a bit off about a strange, familiar-sounding new snack called Prongles. his photo just keepsShow More Summary

Watch Denzel Washington throw a bowl of cranberry sauce through a basketball hoop

Even when Denzel Washington is throwing a bowl of cranberry sauce at a basketball hoop, he still somehow manages to make it look cool. SEE ALSO: Denzel Washington surprised a 86-year-old woman at her doorstep and it'll melt your heart In the clip above from The Tonight Show, Washington competes against Jimmy Fallon in a "Random Object Shootout". Show More Summary

The hottest retailtainment party of the year is at, um, Walmart

When ancient humans roamed the earth, anthropologists now believe, they walked into stores to do their holiday shopping instead of going online. Sadly, that era ended when the giant meteor struck the earth, leaving millions trapped in their own homes waiting for their packages to arrive. Show More Summary

19 whiskey gifts for the sophisticated drinker in your life

We all have that friend who's REALLY into whiskey. So instead of scouring the stores and waiting in line for the perfect gift, kick off your shoes and order one of these gifts instead.  SEE ALSO: The Perfect Gifts for Anyone Still Stoked...Show More Summary

Cheeky seal gets chased away by weary fishmonger, goes viral

Meet the greatest fish-thief in all of Ireland. SEE ALSO: Trio of bears have a fun night out at Taco Bell until the cops show up Some food outlets have to contend with raccoons or foxes raiding the bins. But in a town in the Republic...Show More Summary

Here's the 'Mans Not Hot' grandma remix you never knew you needed

Not many memes manage to last for several months, but the "Mans Not Hot" phenomenon doesn't look like it's due to end anytime soon. SEE ALSO: This comedy rap has gone so viral pretty much every line is now a meme In the latest chapter, Big Shaq himself appeared on BBC Radio 1. Show More Summary

This real-time Black Friday tracker shows just how much we shop online

Shopping season is upon us — even if Thanksgiving is just getting started.  To really see how much everyone's dropping on deals, online shopping platform Shopify has a real-time dashboard showing how much and what (and from where) people...Show More Summary

This NYCT subway tweet is so confusing it hurts

Getting around a city can be a nightmare, but luckily with the invention of Twitter, transport networks like @NYCTSubway can lend a hand. Or not. SEE ALSO: Maroon 5 and Jimmy Fallon gave subway commuters the best surprise A few days ago, the official NYCT account tweeted some travel advice to a baffled citizen. Show More Summary

Alt-righter Richard Spencer banned from 26 European countries

It is not a good moment for white nationalist and alt-right personality Richard Spencer.  SEE ALSO: Twitter is removing verification checkmarks from accounts that break its rules After Twitter stripped him of the blue verification mark,...Show More Summary

'Jurassic World' released a clip of Chris Pratt playing with a baby raptor and you need to see it

She's such a good raptor! SEE ALSO: The dinosaurs of 'Jurassic World Evolution' sure do look majestic Jurassic World writer Colin Trevorrow tweeted out a tiny bit of footage from the upcoming film, and it is pretty damn sweet. From our...Show More Summary

James Corden surprises staff member with gloriously awkward game of 'Live Tinder'

Tinder is already horrendously awkward for everyone involved — but when you make the whole thing an IRL experience, it gets even worse. During a segment for Wedensday's Late Late Show, James Corden treated one unfortunate staff member to a game of "Live Tinder". Show More Summary

21 jokes written by kids that are so bad they're actually good

If sarcasm is the lowest form of wit, then jokes written by small children are most definitely the highest. Even the briefest of visits to the @KidsWriteJokes Twitter page is glorious proof of this. SEE ALSO: Grandma accidentally buys...Show More Summary

Dude builds massive backyard water slide, and of course he got into trouble for it

It's a theme park experience in the comfort of your own home. An Australian man's mammoth backyard waterslide has raised the ire of local authorities, who are concerned that it poses a safety risk. SEE ALSO: You can now ride your bike...Show More Summary

Woman has a brilliant method of sneaking snacks into the movies

Sneaking in your own snacks to a cinema can be an anxious moment. While some opt for the simple handbag stash, one woman by the name of Angela Brisk has come up with a novel way to hide all your delicious treats. SEE ALSO: Elevator technician...Show More Summary

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