When we learn that the Martians are predatory toward humans in War of the Worlds, H. G. Wells offers us a bit of perspective by having his narrator remind us: "how repulsive our carnivorous habi...
By Adam Ganser,Today's Topic Published: April 18th, 2014
So, you've made the unfortunate decision of friending your boss on Facebook. First things first, check out your Facebook history and make sure you don't have any embarrassing photos or statuses. All clear? Now, make sure you do noneShow More Summary
By CRACKED Readers Published: April 18th, 2014 No one likes getting bad news. But if you're the one breaking it, the least you can do is put some pizazz into it. We asked you to show us the most entertaining ways to let someone down, and gave $100 to the winner...
By Maxwell Yezpitelok Published: April 18th, 2014 Every single movie actor who has been called "the greatest in the world" has appeared in at least one irredeemable turd. Daniel Day-Lewis did Nine. Marlon Brando did The Island of Dr. Moreau. Sasha Grey was in several episodes of Entourage. And so on
By Luis Prada Published: April 18th, 2014 Scientific studies of the driving brain tell us that driving lulls you into a meditative state. This always made sense to me. When having trouble sleeping, or just thinking through a problem at work or in school, I've always instinctively hopped in m
By J. Wisniewski Published: April 18th, 2014 Whether it takes the form of a somewhat historical film like Braveheart or an only slightly more fictionalized epic like Lord of the Rings, we do love watching some old-timey combat. Vikings, Samurai, Roman Centurions -- there's just something so muc
"Parks and Recreation's" Ron Swanson is a capitalist proponent, carpenter extraordinaire and food enthusiast. Through the show's first six seasons, he's spread his love for steak and bacon while shunning vegans, vegetables and all things green or healthy. Show More Summary
The iconic, beady-eyed Marshmallow Peep is a beloved confection. It perches on shelves all year long in some flavor or design, but come Easter, the little bird makes an extra special appearance, when celebratory baskets are filled with...Show More Summary
A German infantryman marching the “goose step” at a military parade, 1914. Austrian Infantry passing through a burnt-out village, 1914. French reservists heading for the headquarters to join the army at the start of World War I, 1914. Soldiers...Show More Summary
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EASTAH DINNAH 1:50 Get in the Cah!!! Submitted by: Dude Take Dude Regular Keywords: Easter Eastah Bunny Eggs Cah family comedy Pam Murphy Timothy Brennan Kat Palardy Jamie Hoggson hilarious so true Views: 655
The Newest Testament 3:35 Frustrated with humanity for not following the rules of His novel, God sends His only son down early to set the record straight. Submitted by: Vincent Masciale Regular Keywords: Jesus Katie Featherston Richard Riehle Carly Craig Ashlynn Yennie David Ury Lisa Schwartz Tanner Thomason Marlon Young church comedy funny Views: 85
"Compliments" 4:51 A man's needy Craigslist post is finally answered Starring: Max Azulay, Sammi Cains, Alex Mullen Shot and edited by: Victor Tadashi Suarez Directed by: Alex Mullen Written by: Max Azulay Submitted by: alex mullen and max azulay Regular Keywords: compliments craigslist Views: 79
Recounting the Ten Plagues at Passover makes me think of a contemporary plague we've been seeing in full force just this past week: Bible pests. Whether they think every word in the Bible is literally true or it's all fiction, BibleShow More Summary
With the shirts I wear on a regular basis - and would let my kid wear if I had one - maybe I should never be a college professor. Bergen Community College in New Jersey put Professor Francis Sch...
When Eliot and Greta Prisby tied the knot earlier this year, they decided that the wedding party was going to reenact Leonardo da Vinci's famous "The Last Supper" painting at the reception. Just because. "There was no particular catalyst, except maybe for the fact that the best man looks like Jesus," Eliot told HuffPost Weddings. Show More Summary
The following is a transcript of a conversation took place between Vladimir Putin and Barack Obama who initially fielded President Putin's incoming call at the White House. Presidents Putin and Obama both communicated with the help of interpreters. Vladimir Putin: Hi Barack. Show More Summary