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I always thought Jimmy Olsen was supposed to be a mild-mannered guy, relying on Superman for help and always idolizing "Mister Kent" to an almost pathological degree. Mehcad Brooks, who has just...
#SwipeDeniers 2:52 Like you, we’re very concerned about the persistence of climate change denial among many of our elected officials. 97% of scientists agree that climate change is happening. So why doesn’t Washington? Let’s swipe climate change deniers from the halls of Congress. Show More Summary
Want you, koo koo, Speedball. ...
About two years ago, I got a call to work as an "extra" on an overnight shoot for the pilot of the FX show The Americans, starring Keri Russell and Matthew Rhys. "Extras" or "background actors" -- euphemisms designed to spare our feelings...Show More Summary
Feeling particularly catty toward your ex as Valentine's Day inches closer? There are now more ways than ever to let your former flame know you still can't stand them. The San Francisco Zoo suggests adopting a hissing cockroach or scorpion to honor that once-special someone in your life. Show More Summary
We've known about this game for a while, but so far all that have been shown are static pictures. Today we get our first look at the game in action, with its immersive dome and flight-simulator...
From the swollen ankles to the morning sickness, pregnancy does not always put moms-to-be in the romantic mood. But that doesn't mean they don't want to partake in sentimental sweetness of Valentine's Day. Last year, Pregnant Chicken's Amy Morrison created funny Valentines for expectant mothers to give to their loved ones. Show More Summary
Louis C.K.'s latest special, "Live At The Comedy Store," covers a lot of ground. We're talking everything from flying with a baby to the intricate sex lives of NYC subway rats. C.K. starts off by reflecting on his childhood in Boston, specifically how one of his teachers made him think it was pronounced "Vaginer" until he was 25. Show More Summary
With your first pregnancy, everyone had words of wisdom and wouldn't shut up about how life was going to change. How come no one has words of wisdom about how parenthood changes with each baby? Things are so different with the third, and here are some examples. 1. Show More Summary
Nice to meet you, Grunky Peep, from Georgia Southern University. College and professional sports are usually fertile ground for player names that border on the bizarre. And no one spins this trend better than "Key & Peele." TheirEast/West...Show More Summary
As far as I'm aware, there has not been a Minions porn parody yet, but since the regular family film versions seem willing to throw away their clothes with zeal already, we may not need one. Wat...
My first reaction to these socks from Poprageous: Ehhh, they're socks. They're cool (huh-huh), but most people never see your socks, especially if you're a dude. My second reaction: Holy shit....
This time of year, it's easy to hole up, reassess everything a little TOO much, and generally be a drag to everyone -- even your kids' hamsters. I mean really, when you are snuggling a hamster and telling it how well it understands you, it's time to do a little check-in. (Um... Show More Summary
If you saw "Superbowl" in the headline and thought, "Why is this nerdy?" check out one of the many fake monikers included in the skit, above. Yes, it's a newer version of the running gag where t...
Soon it will all be intravenous. As you're all aware, the best part of leaving the office to get coffee... is LEAVING THE OFFICE to get coffee. But now that Starbucks delivers, your higher-ups might be under the impression that you'll...Show More Summary