By CRACKED Readers Published: July 26th, 2014 Young minds are fairly impressionable. With this in mind, of course people who create content for children take extra care that they're sending a good message, right? Well... not quite. Our readers pulled together, for better or worse, some messages
How's that song go? Slippity doo-da? Apart from falling in general, one of the worst parts of being a professional costume actor has got to be the massive potential for emotional harm. Think about it: There you are, all gussied up in...Show More Summary
By Felix Clay Published: July 26th, 2014 How shameful is your sex life? More or less than you're comfortable with? What about your fantasy life? As is patently obvious, I have severe sexual dysfunctions that amuse me to no end, so recently I thought to wrap up some of you, my readers, in my
By Cezary Jan Strusiewicz Published: July 26th, 2014 Japan has a problem. Recently, a large portion of the country's population decided that marriage is some sort of scam meant to trick you out of your hard-earned money, and that they want absolutely nothing to do with it. Luckily, Japan apparently saw
By Kristi Harrison Published: July 26th, 2014 Pinterest is the website embodiment of your high school's cheerleading squad, minus the mean girls and the dummies. Picture the beautiful cheerleaders who were also smart and also nice and would go out of their way to volunteer at the food bank while
By Rodney Taylor Published: July 26th, 2014 All art is subjective. Subjectivity is in its very nature. One man's masterpiece is another man's paint-smeared garbage. So it is damn near impossible to make any questionable comments about a work of art's inherent quality -- unless, of course, that
In late January 1910, following months of high rainfall, the Seine River flooded Paris when water pushed upwards from overflowing sewers and subway tunnels, and seeped into basements through fully saturated soil. The waters did not overflow the river's banks within the city, but flooded Paris through tunnels, sewers, and drains. Show More Summary
-Billy Barty fans rejoice - Mattel will be immortalizing him in plastic as Masters of the Universe's Gwildor, this November. Moo! -Sam Raimi is making a movie out of The Last of Us. ...
With the thinnest varnish of scientific intent, I got the kids together for an investigation into our three local ice cream parlors.
On July 4, 1862, a young mathematician by the name of Charles Dodgson, better-known as Lewis Carroll, boarded a boat with a small group, setting out from Oxford to the nearby town of Godstow, where the group was to have tea on the river bank. Show More Summary
I Eat Lunch Alone Every Day 2:53 Some people eat lunch. I eat it alone. And every day. Submitted by: Friendboat Regular Keywords: Lunch Lonely ForeverAlone Sketch Friendboat Views: 17
Smith is nothing if not a showman, so there is no walrus big reveal here - have to save something for the movie itself. However, this is the first time I've seen it implied that walrus-creating...
And no, we don't mean Andy Serkis and Chris Pine. Taylor will meet Kirk. Heston and Shatner, together on the page. If they don't have a shirtless scream-off at the Statue of Liberty, I'm going...
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Standing naked in front of someone you're interested in for the very first time is a legitimately scary experience. The good news is, you're not the only one freaking out about it. On Friday, people on the Ask Reddit forum shared the...Show More Summary
The power of NECA Penguin commands you! ...
To the best of my knowledge, Judge John Hodgman is the only podcast where people bring their disputes before a Famous Minor Television Personality to be heard and judged. This week, Hodgman (in spite of his other TV and films roles,Show More Summary
When this schnauzer saw a familiar face after two whole years away, the pet could barely keep it together. Watch the video above posted by Rebecca Ehalt to see what happiness looks like. It really is too much to handle for the little...Show More Summary