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Ebola, E-Coli, And Strep, Oh My

Pizza | Canada Categories: Food & Drink Health & Body Liars & Scammers Tags: Pizza "We gave you strep throat... with a pizza?" (Read more...) The post Ebola, E-Coli, And Strep, Oh My appeared first on Funny & Stupid Customer Stories - Not Always Right.

Not Happy With Your Stock Response

Pet Store | CT, USA Categories: Bizarre Tags: Pet Store The customer then proceeded to pull my overstock bins out and look through them, expecting to find the hidden stock we only sell to the customers smart enough to know where to find them. (Read more...) The post Not Happy With Your Stock Response appeared first on Funny & Stupid Customer Stories - Not Always Right.

Bagging On The Bags

Retail | Germany Categories: At The Checkout Crazy Requests Tags: Retail "I don't believe this; every store is ditching the good old plastic bags! This is an outrage! I don't want your ugly cotton bags, thanks!" (Read more...) The post Bagging On The Bags appeared first on Funny & Stupid Customer Stories - Not Always Right.

The Hunger Exclaims

Fast Food | MI, USA Categories: At The Checkout Food & Drink Tags: Fast Food Customer: "Oh, and finally, I want [Meal] with an extra [Sandwich]." Me: exclaiming without hitting the drive-thru button "How many people are you feeding!?" (Read more...) The post The Hunger Exclaims appeared first on Funny & Stupid Customer Stories - Not Always Right.

Common Sense Playing Truant: The Revenge

Bar | OH, USA Categories: Criminal & Illegal Underaged Tags: Bar "I don't know how you could clear this up without the police running your ID to confirm it's valid." (Read more...) The post Common Sense Playing Truant: The Revenge appeared first on Funny & Stupid Customer Stories - Not Always Right.

Doesn’t Understand The ‘Custom’ Part Of Customer, Part 10

Retail, Mall | Adelaide, SA, Australia Categories: Crazy Requests Extra Stupid Tags: MallRetail "No. Look, I don't know what you're talking about. My name is [Customer]. Can you just pop next door and check on my order for me? I'll hold...Show More Summary

Doesn’t Get The Sticking Point

Retail | Australia Categories: Extra Stupid Money Tags: Retail Apropos of nothing, the customer heaved an over dramatic huff, rolled her eyes, and threw all three packets of napkins on the counter. (Read more...) The post Doesn’t Get The Sticking Point appeared first on Funny & Stupid Customer Stories - Not Always Right.

A Close-Knit Employee

Fabric Store | OH, USA Categories: At The Checkout Bad Behavior Tags: Fabric Store "Figures. These days, you'll hire anyone off the streets who can wield scissors." (Read more...) The post A Close-Knit Employee appeared first on Funny & Stupid Customer Stories - Not Always Right.

Retire That Definition

Bookstore | Victoria, BC, Canada Categories: Crazy Requests Tags: Bookstore "Well, yes, I KNOW he retired, but I want to know if he's in the store right now!" (Read more...) The post Retire That Definition appeared first on Funny & Stupid Customer Stories - Not Always Right.

That’s Your Parking Lot In Life

Hotel | Denver, CO, USA Categories: Bad Behavior Crazy Requests Tags: Hotel Coworker: nonplussed "She told me I should build easier parking lots." Me: "Because you're clearly the person responsible for how our parking lot is configured." (Read more...) The post That’s Your Parking Lot In Life appeared first on Funny & Stupid Customer Stories - Not Always Right.

Beginning To Understand Why You Have A Criminal Record

Office | WI, USA Categories: Criminal & Illegal Time Tags: Office "But I'm a victim of an injustice! We can't let anyone get away with it! How do I know the attorney is worth it?" (Read more...) The post Beginning To Understand Why You Have A Criminal Record appeared first on Funny & Stupid Customer Stories - Not Always Right.

Keeps On Turning Up A Bad Penny

Bookstore | Galveston, TX, USA Categories: At The Checkout Money Tags: Bookstore Me: "Sorry, but this one's a Canadian penny." Customer's Friend: "Even Canadians don't take those any more." (Read more...) The post Keeps On Turning Up A Bad Penny appeared first on Funny & Stupid Customer Stories - Not Always Right.

Like Finding A Needle In A Bathroom

Fast Food | AZ, USA Categories: Bad Behavior Health & Body Non-Dialogue Tags: Fast Food It took me about two hours to clean it, and I cried while mopping the walls and picking up dirty needles. (Read more...) The post Like Finding A Needle In A Bathroom appeared first on Funny & Stupid Customer Stories - Not Always Right.

Unknown Caller Is On An Unknown Amount Of Substances

Gas Station | Ada, MI, USA Categories: Bizarre Tags: Gas Station "So... you ever drank gasoline? 'Cause y'know, you work at a gas station?" (Read more...) The post Unknown Caller Is On An Unknown Amount Of Substances appeared first on Funny & Stupid Customer Stories - Not Always Right.

Not Part Of The IT Crowd

Retirement Home | MI, USA Categories: Technology Tags: Retirement Home Resident: "So,what do you know about the Internet?" Me: snapping out of my trance "It grew out of DARPA initiatives to connect defense department systems in the 1960s, was adopted by academia in the 1980s, and grew into the world wide web we now know in the early 1990s. Show More Summary

They’re On Your Coat Tails

Retail | England, UK Categories: Crazy Requests Tags: Retail "For god's sake, can't you just find the d thing?! I'm reading out the code now!" (Read more...) The post They’re On Your Coat Tails appeared first on Funny & Stupid Customer Stories - Not Always Right.

The Problem Is A Few Sizes Bigger Than It Should Be

Retail | NJ, USA Categories: Crazy Requests Extra Stupid Tags: Retail "Given the circumstances, I'm afraid there isn't much we can do. There just isn't enough time, and frankly, you chose to order a size significantly smaller than what...Show More Summary

Those Must Be Some Magic Beans

Cafe | Richmond, VA, USA Categories: Extra Stupid Geography Tags: Cafe Me: "Today all we have are beans from Ethiopia and Sumatra." Customer: "Which one of those is from Mexico?" (Read more...) The post Those Must Be Some Magic Beans appeared first on Funny & Stupid Customer Stories - Not Always Right.

Take It On The House!

Cafe | Richmond, VA, USA Categories: Food & Drink Tags: Cafe "These beans are lightly roasted, which many people prefer for drip coffee. I think you will be satisfied." (Read more...) The post Take It On The House! appeared first on Funny & Stupid Customer Stories - Not Always Right.

Keep Going Simpler Until He Bytes

Cell Phone Store | OH, USA Categories: Extra Stupid Technology Tags: Cell Phone Store "Is 1GB more than 2.5GB?" (Read more...) The post Keep Going Simpler Until He Bytes appeared first on Funny & Stupid Customer Stories - Not Always Right.

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