My wife and I were walking down Hollywood Boulevard, heading towards Musso & Frank Grill for a drink. In Manhattan, looking up at Gotham’s skyscrapers marks you as a tourist. Here, looking down at the sidewalk is a surefire indicator you’re from out of town. The post The Gift of Hollywood Boulevard appeared first on Waiter Rant.
Bakery | UK Categories: Crazy Requests Family & Kids Food & Drink Tags: Bakery Me: "What time will you need the cake for?" Mother: "Oh, literally now! I'm just heading over. (Read more...) The post Even The Most Supportive Cakes Need Time To Bake appeared first on Funny & Stupid Customer Stories - Not Always Right.
Department Store | Sydney, NSW, Australia Categories: At The Checkout Awesome Customers Awesome Workers Tags: Department Store Attendant: "I'll fix that for you." starts adjusting price Me: "Oh, you are actually taking my word for it and not checking. Thank you." (Read more...) The post An Attentive Attendant appeared first on Funny & Stupid Customer Stories - Not Always Right.
Department Store | USA Categories: Bizarre Tags: Department Store Customer: "Should I purchase this?" Me: "Ma'am, you can purchase anything you desire under limitations to our policy." Customer: "Oh, all right, then." (Read more...) The post Dressing Down Potential Theft appeared first on Funny & Stupid Customer Stories - Not Always Right.
Craft Store | Ft. Worth, TX, USA Categories: At The Checkout Bad Behavior Family & Kids Math & Science Money Tags: Craft Store Customer #2: "No. You are not only a terrible parent, but fail at math. 40% off a dollar is 40 cents. Not a single penny more. Show More Summary
Gas Station | Atlanta, GA, USA Categories: Transportation Tags: Gas Station Me: "I love your car!" Customer: "Go to h." Me: "Oh, no, I'm sorry! I didn't mean that sarcastically at all. I have a soft spot for classic Japanese cars, and yours is in great condition for its age. Show More Summary
Restaurant | CA, USA Categories: Extra Stupid Tags: Restaurant Me: "No, sir. We are closed for renovations." Customer #2: "But, I just want a beer! Can't you pour me one?" (Read more...) The post Wants A Beer Deconstructed appeared first on Funny & Stupid Customer Stories - Not Always Right.
Pet Store | NH, USA Categories: Bad Behavior Tags: Pet Store Customer: "That's what all of you ingrates spend your money on! If you just went to college, you'd have a real job and wouldn't have to drink or do drugs!" Me: "Uh... I'm actually a student at [College]. Show More Summary
Pizza | Australia Categories: Bad Behavior Money Tags: Pizza Me: "All of the tips customers decide to give us go directly to the drivers themselves, ma'am." Customer: "In that case, I'll keep all of my change, thank you! Don't need you...Show More Summary
Movie Theater | USA Categories: Bad Behavior Bigotry Tags: Movie Theater Customer: “It’s not right that you offer those! You shouldn’t have seats for handicapped people! It’s an inconvenience to ME!” (Read more...) The post Inconveniently Indiscriminate appeared first on Funny & Stupid Customer Stories - Not Always Right.
Newspaper | Buffalo, NY, USA Categories: Money Time Tags: newspaper Customer: "What?! You would actually CHARGE me for that service?" Me: "Yes, it costs money to have obituaries put in our paper." Customer: "You people are such opportunistic...Show More Summary
Supermarket | IN, USA Categories: Bizarre Tags: Supermarket Worker: "Are you sure you don't work here?" Me: "I'm 14. I'm sure I don't work here." (Read more...) The post Although Most Fourteen Year Olds Are More Technically Adept Than Adults appeared first on Funny & Stupid Customer Stories - Not Always Right.
Sandwich Shop | Austin, TX, USA Categories: Bad Behavior Transportation Tags: Sandwich Shop (I waited..... and waited. He wasn't at the address. He was out making deliveries of his own. When my area manager asked why I was gone for 20 minutes at a location less than a mile from our own and I explained, his jaw hit the floor. Show More Summary
Gas Station, Convenience Store | Cassidy, BC, Canada Categories: Bizarre Tags: Convenience StoreGas Station Boss: "I don't know what drugs he's on, but they must be REALLY good." (Read more...) The post Pop Goes That Sale appeared first on Funny & Stupid Customer Stories - Not Always Right.
Grocery Store | ON, Canada Categories: At The Checkout Crazy Requests Tags: Grocery Store Customer: "What? There should be signs up instead!" Me: "There are signs." points to the large sign right in front of him "It's just nobody really...Show More Summary
Restaurant | AL, USA Categories: Bad Behavior Family & Kids Health & Body Tags: Restaurant Customer: "Who are you? A dishwasher? I demand to see the owner and complain about his hoodlum employees!" My Husband: "Actually I'm the owner...Show More Summary
Retail | Melbourne, VIC, Australia Categories: At The Checkout Bad Behavior Tags: Retail Coworker: "I'm sorry I stuck you with him; I couldn't handle him. I don't know how you did. How did you do it?" Me: "With a sore tongue." Coworker: "Huh?" Me: "It was either bite my tongue or bite his head off. Show More Summary
Post Office | USA Categories: Money Tags: Post Office Customer: "I'm really sorry. I just finished the night shift and they dragged me out of bed for this." (Read more...) The post Banking On It Being An Actual Bank appeared first on Funny & Stupid Customer Stories - Not Always Right.
Retail | SK, Canada Categories: Crazy Requests Tags: Retail Me: "I'm sorry, but that wouldn't do anything. Like I said, we are a large-scale, corporately-owned company. If you'd like, you can go to the website and try sending them an...Show More Summary
Restaurant | Phoenix, AZ, USA Categories: At The Checkout Language & Words Tags: Restaurant Me: "Pardon?" Customer: looking at the person behind him with a 'can you believe this dips?' expression "For the fourth time, how was your day?" (Read more...) The post My Day Would Be Better If You’d Speak Up! appeared first on Funny & Stupid Customer Stories - Not Always Right.