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Their Career In Crime Went Pop

Fast Food | ON, Canada Categories: Criminal & Illegal Extra Stupid Tags: Fast Food We joked about the incident for the rest of the night, wondering how long the thrill of having successfully stolen $2 worth of pop, would keep the master...Show More Summary

That’s How The Cannoli Crumbles

Pizza | MI, USA Categories: Bad Behavior Crazy Requests Food & Drink Money Tags: Pizza Me: "Ma'am, we're not going to allow our driver to stop off and buy your cannolis if you're not going to reimburse the driver for the cost." Customer:...Show More Summary

This Is How Diabetes Works, So Okay!

Restaurant | UK Categories: Health & Body Liars & Scammers Tags: Restaurant Friend: "Oh, no. It's just, and I don't know how to say this kindly: my friend isn't diabetic." Me: "Really?" Friend: "Yes, she just admitted it. I've spent the last month panicking whenever she took a tumble, ‘cause she said ‘attacks’ were common with diabetes. Show More Summary

Should Have Parked That Thought

Outside | Philadelphia, PA, USA Categories: Criminal & Illegal Transportation Tags: Outside Parking Attendant: "Ma'am, this is a very popular tourist part of the city. You parked your car on the street in front of a meter and abandoned it. Show More Summary

Stayaway From Layaway

Retail | Terre Haute, IN, USA Categories: Money Tags: Retail Me: "No. You can make payments as often as you like, but like I said, you can't take them home until the full price has been paid." Guy #2: "Why not?" Me: "Because that's stealing." (Read more...) The post Stayaway From Layaway appeared first on Funny & Stupid Customer Stories - Not Always Right.

The Wrong Color And Attitude

Retail | Emeryville, CA, USA Categories: Crazy Requests Tags: Retail Client: "Who would do that?! That'd be ridiculous!" Me: "I'm sorry... but I can't exchange your empty canister for a new one." Client: "But it was the wrong f color!" (Read more...) The post The Wrong Color And Attitude appeared first on Funny & Stupid Customer Stories - Not Always Right.

The Difference Between Hard And Soft Reading Habits

Bookstore | Dallas, TX, USA Categories: Books & Reading Extra Stupid Tags: Bookstore Customer: "And when you say paperback, what do you mean?" Me: "Um... it has a paper cover rather than a hard one and is a smaller version of the book." Customer:...Show More Summary

Only One A-Hole Here

Electronics Store | Marina, CA, USA Categories: Bad Behavior Language & Words Tags: electronics store Customer: angry now "Well then get one of those a-holes on the sales floor to find it for me!" Me: "I'm sorry, sir, but here at [Store], we don't hire a-holes. Show More Summary

This Customer Is Causing A Real Stink

Jewelry Store | Columbus, OH, USA Categories: Bizarre Crazy Requests Tags: Jewelry Store Customer: "Yes, the little lady you have working here isn't letting me buy deodorant from your website." Manager: "Ma'am, this is a jewelry store. Show More Summary

Using Your Rights To Right Some Wrongs

Retail | Toronto, ON, Canada Categories: Bad Behavior Criminal & Illegal Tags: Retail Teen #1: "It is my God-given right to shop at [Store]." Me: "And it is my law-given right to kick you out of the store for breaking store property." (Read more...) The post Using Your Rights To Right Some Wrongs appeared first on Funny & Stupid Customer Stories - Not Always Right.

The Today Show

On Wednesday, March 22nd, I will be on The Today Show somewhere between 9:00 – 9:30 AM. We’ll be discussing how you can get good service in a restaurant, Tune in! The post The Today Show appeared first on Waiter Rant.

Should Have Been Monitoring The Situation More Closely

Office | Germany Categories: Bizarre Technology Tags: Office Customer: "No, it works fine. But I need a wider one. The narrow one became too small and no longer shows all the symbols on my desktop. Or... can I plug in a third monitor?...Show More Summary

Food For Tots

Fast Food | Columbus, OH, USA Categories: At The Checkout Food & Drink Tags: Fast Food Customer: "I know, but there's a picture of fries on the menu! It comes with fries!" Me: "It says at the top 'your choice of tots or fries,' and you chose tots. Show More Summary

A Very Heated Argument

Pizza | ON, Canada Categories: Bad Behavior Food & Drink Wild & Unruly Tags: Pizza Owner: "Did you just throw a slice of pizza at one of my kids who was nothing but nice?" Customer: stammers "But… she… It's… It’s cold." Owner: "Get the f out of my restaurant." (Read more...) The post A Very Heated Argument appeared first on Funny & Stupid Customer Stories - Not Always Right.

Like Talking To A Parrot

Pet Store | NM, USA Categories: Crazy Requests Pets & Animals Tags: Pet Store Customer: "But, can't I just take it?" Me: "I apologize but we can't just give away somebody else's bird." Customer: "But it's paid for; I should get it!" (Read more...) The post Like Talking To A Parrot appeared first on Funny & Stupid Customer Stories - Not Always Right.

I’ll Need Some ID, And A Song…

Retail | MD, USA Categories: At The Checkout Bizarre Funny Names Money Tags: Retail Me: "Ah, sorry, I'm new... but I should still see your ID." Customer: "But I'm Emma!" in a sing-song voice "EM-ma! Emmaemmaemma Emmaaaaa! Em-MA! Emma...Show More Summary

Not So Sweet About The Syrup

Coffee Shop | CA, USA Categories: At The Checkout Crazy Requests Food & Drink Tags: Coffee Shop Me: "Unfortunately, we're all out of [syrup] for tonight. I'm so sorry about that." Customer: angrily "Well, I think that calls for a free drink!" (Read more...) The post Not So Sweet About The Syrup appeared first on Funny & Stupid Customer Stories - Not Always Right.

Honesty Begins At Home(owner)

Retail | USA Categories: Money Tags: Retail Caller: "Yeah, how much is your [Product]?" Me: "Sir, are you a contractor or a homeowner?" Caller: snottily "Well, which answer is gonna get me a better price?" (Read more...) The post Honesty Begins At Home(owner) appeared first on Funny & Stupid Customer Stories - Not Always Right.

There Is Mushroom For Improvement

Vet | USA Categories: Language & Words Pets & Animals Tags: Vet Client: "No, the kennel said he needed his portabello!" Me: "The vaccine is actually called bordetella, ma'am. Portabello are a type of mushroom." (Read more...) The post There Is Mushroom For Improvement appeared first on Funny & Stupid Customer Stories - Not Always Right.

The Website Has Been Successfully Vetted

Pet Groomer | TX, USA Categories: Crazy Requests Tags: Pet Groomer Customer: "Well it says on your website that you do!" Me: "No, we don't." Customer: "Well, it says on your website, so y'all need to change that." (Read more...) The post The Website Has Been Successfully Vetted appeared first on Funny & Stupid Customer Stories - Not Always Right.

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