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Can’t Do Anything To Sweeten This Up

Bakery, Supermarket | AK, USA Categories: Crazy Requests Food & Drink Time Tags: BakerySupermarket Me: "I'm really sorry, ma'am. It takes a little time for a cake like that but I'd you'd like I can have it done by—" Customer: "JesusShow More Summary

You’re Getting Warmer

Farm Store | MI, USA Categories: Crazy Requests Food & Drink Technology Tags: Farm Store "Well, you can do two turkeys at once on it. You stick the tube up the turkey's a, plug it in, and it cooks it." (Read more...) The post You’re Getting Warmer appeared first on Funny & Stupid Customer Stories - Not Always Right.

Ignorant Of Your Ignoring

Retail | Louisville, KY, USA Categories: Bad Behavior Tags: Retail "I don't like this kind of service. I thought I made that clear when I ignored you at the door!" (Read more...) The post Ignorant Of Your Ignoring appeared first on Funny & Stupid Customer Stories - Not Always Right.

Not Aiming For A Photo Finish

Newspaper | IN, USA Categories: Crazy Requests Money Tags: newspaper "I run a business, you know! I always pay people to do things for me! I demand retribution for the service I've received!" (Read more...) The post Not Aiming For A Photo Finish appeared first on Funny & Stupid Customer Stories - Not Always Right.

Getting Nowhere Fast

Grocery Store | Athens, GA, USA Categories: At The Checkout Crazy Requests Tags: Grocery Store Customer #1: in a very annoyed tone "You need to calm down!" Me: "I'm sorry?" Customer #1: "You're going way too fast! You need to go home and calm down!" (Read more...) The post Getting Nowhere Fast appeared first on Funny & Stupid Customer Stories - Not Always Right.

Got A Chocolate Chip On Their Shoulder

Fast Food | Minneapolis, MN, USA Categories: Bizarre Extra Stupid Food & Drink Tags: Fast Food Me: "Well, that was yesterday. TODAY we are out. We have all the other kinds, though." Customer: "...But yesterday I got chocolate chip." Me: "That's not what you're getting today. Show More Summary

You’ve Got Zero Ground To Mock Ground Zero

Retail | NJ, USA Categories: Bad Behavior Tags: Retail Customer: "Why are they making such a big deal out of 9/11? It's not like it happened here!" Me: "Ma'am, our parents are ones who responded to 9/11… We only live an hour or two away...Show More Summary

The Wheel Always Comes Back Around

Bicycle Shop | Charleston, SC, USA Categories: Bad Behavior Transportation Tags: Bicycle Shop Customer: scowling and standing over me as I kneel "You ever hear of Loctite?" Me: "Yes, sir, I have heard of Loctite." Customer: "Well, maybe...Show More Summary

We’re Gonna Need A Bigger Boat Insurance

Boat Repair | Columbia, SC, USA Categories: Extra Stupid Family & Kids Transportation Tags: Boat Repair Me: "You need to call an adult relative and get them to come over with you." Caller #1: "Why?" Me: "Because you are dead meat. Your father is going to kill you. Show More Summary

You’re An A-Hole In Every Language

Airline | UK Categories: Crazy Requests Language & Words Tourists/Travel Tags: Airline Me: "Are you suggesting out pilots learn the language of every country we fly to?" Customer: "Of course! It's common courtesy, something you English...Show More Summary

Arnold Palmer Says You’re At Tea Total

Fast Food, Restaurant | Marion, IN, USA Categories: Family & Kids Food & Drink Tags: Fast FoodRestaurant Dad: "Yes, you can. You're just too lazy to—" Me: "Give it up, dad! She can't do it. It's not her fault. You're probably not the first person to yell at her, and it didn't change anything. Show More Summary

In Line And Out Of Line, Part 16

Retail | Temecula, CA, USA Categories: At The Checkout Bad Behavior Tags: Retail Customer: whispering venomously to me "I'll make a scene, and you don't want me to make a scene." (Read more...) The post In Line And Out Of Line, Part 16 appeared first on Funny & Stupid Customer Stories - Not Always Right.

Doodles Of An Adult Nature

Retail | ON, Canada Categories: At The Checkout Movies & TV Tags: Retail "Don't lie to me, young man! You drew a porno version of this picture and posted it online!" (Read more...) The post Doodles Of An Adult Nature appeared first on Funny & Stupid Customer Stories - Not Always Right.

Your Whipped Got Whupped

Cafe | Canada Categories: Rude & Risque Tags: Cafe Me: "Would you like whip on that, sir?" Customer: "Yeah. Whip me. Everyone needs a good whipping sometimes." Me: without pause "Only if you buy me dinner first, sir." (Read more...) The post Your Whipped Got Whupped appeared first on Funny & Stupid Customer Stories - Not Always Right.

Not Much Assurance About The Insurance, Part 4

Call Center | UK Categories: Money Religion Tags: Call Center "But I am a MAN. OF. GOD! That will never change! It's not your usual type of job; I'll never not be a clergy!" (Read more...) The post Not Much Assurance About The Insurance, Part 4 appeared first on Funny & Stupid Customer Stories - Not Always Right.

Not Even Remotely Closed-Minded

Call Center | OR, USA Categories: Crazy Requests Time Tags: Call Center Caller: "What do you mean they're closed?" Me: I mean that everyone in that department, and indeed in the whole home office, has gone home for the day." Caller:Show More Summary

Now You’re Really Pushing It

Medical Office | SC, USA Categories: Health & Body Tags: Medical Office Clinical Instructor: "When have we ever told you to do push-ups? What made you think to do that?!" Patient: "It just felt like the right thing to do." (Read more...) The post Now You’re Really Pushing It appeared first on Funny & Stupid Customer Stories - Not Always Right.

Not The Brightest Of Requests

IT Support | Canada Categories: Technology Tags: IT Support Customer: "You may connect to my PC to see what I mean." Me: "Unfortunately, I will not be able to see the buttons on your monitor as they are on the outside." (Read more...) The post Not The Brightest Of Requests appeared first on Funny & Stupid Customer Stories - Not Always Right.

Friendship Is Tragic

Retail | OH, USA Categories: Bad Behavior Wild & Unruly Tags: Retail Me: "No, but we have a My Little Pony—" Not-Liza: "I don't want the My Little Pony!" Me: "Well, we have the My Little Pony—" Not-Liza: "I don't WANT the My Little Pony!" (Read more...) The post Friendship Is Tragic appeared first on Funny & Stupid Customer Stories - Not Always Right.

Life Is Stranger Than The Search For Fiction

Library | New Orleans, LA, USA Categories: Books & Reading Tags: library Me: "Do you remember the title of the book?" Patron: "No." Me: "The author's first name?" Patron: "No." (Read more...) The post Life Is Stranger Than The Search For Fiction appeared first on Funny & Stupid Customer Stories - Not Always Right.

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