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Placing An Ad In The Daily Prophet

Print Shop | NM, USA Categories: Crazy Requests Technology Tags: Print Shop Me: “This is a print shop. I can't even begin to explain why this won't print.” Customer: “There are moving billboards now. Aren't those printed? Do what the billboards do.” (Read more...) The post Placing An Ad In The Daily Prophet appeared first on Funny & Stupid Customer Stories - Not Always Right.

Allergic To Common Sense, Part 11

Restaurant | NY, USA Categories: Extra Stupid Food & Drink Health & Body Tags: Restaurant Me: "Sir... if you're allergic to onions then I highly suggest you don't eat this burrito. There is a load of onion in it already." Customer: "Oh,...Show More Summary

Making A Poor Case

Hotel | USA Categories: Hotels & Lodging Money Tags: Hotel Customer: "This is discrimination!" Me: "Against what?" Customer: "Against poor people! Y'all aren't letting poor people stay here!" (Read more...) The post Making A Poor Case appeared first on Funny & Stupid Customer Stories - Not Always Right.

I Scream For More Ice Cream

Retirement Home | USA Categories: Bad Behavior Food & Drink Tags: Retirement Home Guess what I saw when I went to clear the resident's plates after she left? A full bowl of untouched vanilla ice cream! Crotchety old bat. (Read more...) The post I Scream For More Ice Cream appeared first on Funny & Stupid Customer Stories - Not Always Right.

But What Does The Fox Say?

Vet | UK Categories: Health & Body Pets & Animals Tags: Vet (The owner wouldn't let me treat the cat until I said the damage was done by a fox.) (Read more...) The post But What Does The Fox Say? appeared first on Funny & Stupid Customer Stories - Not Always Right.

Not Very Closed Minded, Part 25

Retail | USA Categories: Time Tags: Retail Me: to Coworker "Close register one. It's supposed to be closed by 15 after and we can't wait any longer." (Read more...) The post Not Very Closed Minded, Part 25 appeared first on Funny & Stupid Customer Stories - Not Always Right.

Hand-Washing Your Hand Of This Customer

Retail | Dallas, TX, USA Categories: Crazy Requests Technology Tags: Retail Me: “Ma'am, Teflon is handwash only; washing it in the dishwasher would void the warranty.” Customer: “Oh, god d it!” (Read more...) The post Hand-Washing Your Hand Of This Customer appeared first on Funny & Stupid Customer Stories - Not Always Right.

An Eye-Popping Transaction

Party Store | TX, USA Categories: Crazy Requests Health & Body Tags: Party Store "Are you going to pay for my recuperation while I'm out of a job? I won't be able to drive if I lose my eye, which means I won't be able to come to work. Show More Summary

Pandering To The Gerrymandering

Political Campaign | Denver, CO, USA Categories: Politics Tags: Political Campaign “But why am I not in his district anymore? Can you move it back?” (Read more...) The post Pandering To The Gerrymandering appeared first on Funny & Stupid Customer Stories - Not Always Right.

Coupon And On And On, Part 5

Retail | USA Categories: Crazy Requests Money Tags: Retail "This is ridiculous! You want me to drive all the way home and then drive all the way back just to use a coupon?! You just don't want me to have one!" (Read more...) The post Coupon And On And On, Part 5 appeared first on Funny & Stupid Customer Stories - Not Always Right.

Their Comprehension Is Limited

Pizza | MI, USA Categories: Extra Stupid Money Technology Tags: Pizza “Nope, it doesn't have an expiration date! All it says is, "limited time offer; prices subject to change without notice." SEE, it doesn't have a date on it! So you gotta take it.” (Read more...) The post Their Comprehension Is Limited appeared first on Funny & Stupid Customer Stories - Not Always Right.

A Wrong Order And Out Of Order

Fast Food, Restaurant | Sterling Heights, MI, USA Categories: Food & Drink Liars & Scammers Tags: Fast FoodRestaurant “Well, you can do that, but be assured that I know that that sandwich had ham on it when it left the store. Whether...Show More Summary

Well, You Can Just Go Suck On It!

Supermarket | UK Categories: Bizarre Food & Drink Tags: Supermarket Customer: “They really are delicious, by the way. Shame about the aniseed. I just can't stand it.” (She then left the store, still sucking on the aniseed ball.) (Read more...) The post Well, You Can Just Go Suck On It! appeared first on Funny & Stupid Customer Stories - Not Always Right.

Not Just The Milk That Has Soured

Court | England, UK Categories: Bad Behavior Food & Drink Tags: Court “FINALLY! Can you get me someone who speaks English? This bh doesn't know what I'm saying.” (Read more...) The post Not Just The Milk That Has Soured appeared first on Funny & Stupid Customer Stories - Not Always Right.

Foot-Long Time To Get There

Sandwich Shop | PA, USA Categories: At The Checkout Money Tags: Sandwich Shop Next Customer: loud enough that the previous one can hear "She just really didn't get that, did she?" (Read more...) The post Foot-Long Time To Get There appeared first on Funny & Stupid Customer Stories - Not Always Right.

Growing Bed, Shrinking Brains

Retail | Perth, WA, Australia Categories: Extra Stupid Home Improvement Tags: Retail "I brought them a couple of years ago for my queen-size bed. Last week I upgraded to a king size bed and THEY DON'T FIT. No-one told me they wouldn't fit!" (Read more...) The post Growing Bed, Shrinking Brains appeared first on Funny & Stupid Customer Stories - Not Always Right.

Makes You Want To Bury Your Head In The Sand

Fair | USA Categories: Bizarre Extra Stupid Food & Drink Tags: Fair Little Boy: "What flavors are each of these?" Me: "Um... it's sand." (Read more...) The post Makes You Want To Bury Your Head In The Sand appeared first on Funny & Stupid Customer Stories - Not Always Right.

H2-Slowly Getting There

Restaurant | PA, USA Categories: At The Checkout Food & Drink Money Tags: Restaurant This conversation took four minutes. All he wanted was water. (Read more...) The post H2-Slowly Getting There appeared first on Funny & Stupid Customer Stories - Not Always Right.

They’re Like A Fish Out Of Water

Pet Store | NSW, Australia Categories: Extra Stupid Family & Kids Pets & Animals Tags: Pet Store "I’ve heard enough. You said you had done research on this and that everything was ready. This is why your pets keep dying. I'm going to...Show More Summary

You’re A Good Egg

Cafeteria | UT, USA Categories: At The Checkout Food & Drink Tags: Cafeteria Employee: “Just bacon and scrambled eggs?” Me: “Yeah, that’s all.” Employee: “You can come back any time.” (Read more...) The post You’re A Good Egg appeared first on Funny & Stupid Customer Stories - Not Always Right.

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