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What Price Loyalty?

Retail | Pittsburgh, PA, USA Categories: At The Checkout Bad Behavior Tags: Retail "You said you hated it here. You said you were never gonna shop here again..." (Read more...) The post What Price Loyalty? appeared first on Funny & Stupid Customer Stories - Not Always Right.

Will Need A Drink And A Smoke When They Get Home

Retail | Sault Ste. Marie, MI, USA Categories: At The Checkout Bizarre Tags: Retail Me: "Hi, how are you today?" Customer: "Not good. I got a call people are breaking into my house!" (Read more...) The post Will Need A Drink And A Smoke When They Get Home appeared first on Funny & Stupid Customer Stories - Not Always Right.

Has Beef With Your Explanation

Grocery Store | Dallas, TX, USA Categories: Extra Stupid Food & Drink Tags: Grocery Store "Those lamb chops we have in the meat section, are they beef lamb chops or pork lamb chops?" (Read more...) The post Has Beef With Your Explanation appeared first on Funny & Stupid Customer Stories - Not Always Right.

Spellbound

Shipping Company | Tampa, FL, USA Categories: Extra Stupid Language & Words Tags: Shipping Company Me: "USA [store number]..." Caller: "How do you spell that?" (Read more...) The post Spellbound appeared first on Funny & Stupid Customer Stories - Not Always Right.

A Dent In Your Dentures

Dentist | Greece Categories: Bad Behavior Health & Body Liars & Scammers Tags: Dentist "This is unacceptable! I am not paying anything. The work you gave me is unacceptable." (Read more...) The post A Dent In Your Dentures appeared first on Funny & Stupid Customer Stories - Not Always Right.

The Writing’s On The Wall With The Squirrels

Hardware Store | NY, USA Categories: Crazy Requests Pets & Animals Tags: Hardware Store "If you ever pass me a call like that again, I'll fire you!" (Read more...) The post The Writing’s On The Wall With The Squirrels appeared first on Funny & Stupid Customer Stories - Not Always Right.

Punked Over And Over And Over

Fireworks, Kiosk | Papillion, NE, USA Categories: Language & Words Tags: FireworksKiosk "Would you like some free punks for lighting?" (Read more...) The post Punked Over And Over And Over appeared first on Funny & Stupid Customer Stories - Not Always Right.

Births, Deaths Of Marriages

Call Center | UK Categories: Love/Romance Caller: "It's uh... today. She was born in 1979." Me: "You're in real trouble now, aren't you?" (Read more...) The post Births, Deaths Of Marriages appeared first on Funny & Stupid Customer Stories - Not Always Right.

In Receipt Of Dumbness

Gas Station | TX, USA Categories: Bad Behavior Money Transportation Tags: Gas Station "EXCUSE ME, ma'am, but I do not appreciate being called that, or hearing that kind of language used in front of CHILDREN, no less." (Read more...) The post In Receipt Of Dumbness appeared first on Funny & Stupid Customer Stories - Not Always Right.

A Brand New Way Of Dealing With It

Retail | TX, USA Categories: Crazy Requests Tags: Retail Me: looks at the receipt "Uh... sir, you didn't purchase these at [Store]; they're from [Other Store] - in [Far Away City]." Customer: "But ya'll sell Nikes!" (Read more...) The post A Brand New Way Of Dealing With It appeared first on Funny & Stupid Customer Stories - Not Always Right.

Returner Burner

Retail | TX, USA Categories: At The Checkout Criminal & Illegal Tags: Retail I glance at my coworker and the people greeter, who is part of loss prevention, and they are both scowling. My coworker is shaking her head. I know they're thinking the same thing I'm thinking. (Read more...) The post Returner Burner appeared first on Funny & Stupid Customer Stories - Not Always Right.

A Bad Reaction To The Question

Coffee Shop | USA Categories: Family & Kids Food & Drink Health & Body Tags: Coffee Shop "Sorry, I— You said you have a dairy allergy? The whipped cream is made from milk." (Read more...) The post A Bad Reaction To The Question appeared first on Funny & Stupid Customer Stories - Not Always Right.

Customers Will Always Find Something To Moan About

Office | USA Categories: Rude & Risque Tags: Office "We got a complaint saying that there was no one at the front desk and there were loud moans coming from the back office." (Read more...) The post Customers Will Always Find Something To Moan About appeared first on Funny & Stupid Customer Stories - Not Always Right.

It’s The Funniest Thing

Drug Store | Toronto, ON, Canada Categories: Bizarre Crazy Requests Tags: Drug Store "I need that thing that you put on your face. You know what I'm talking about." (Read more...) The post It’s The Funniest Thing appeared first on Funny & Stupid Customer Stories - Not Always Right.

Contracting Expectations

Retirement Home | MI, USA Categories: Crazy Requests Money Tags: Retirement Home Daughter: "What?! I'm not moving them to some cut-rate hell-hole! We chose this place because it's the best in town. My parents are planning to live here for the rest of their lives." Me: "And I'm planning to charge the contract rate for anyone living in that apartment. Show More Summary

And I’ll Have Some Muslin Muslims While I Am At It

Fabric Store | KY, USA Categories: Funny Names Religion Tags: Fabric Store Customer: "Oh, well, I want three yards of Baptists." (Read more...) The post And I’ll Have Some Muslin Muslims While I Am At It appeared first on Funny & Stupid Customer Stories - Not Always Right.

The Strongest Generation

Supermarket | The Netherlands Categories: Bad Behavior Criminal & Illegal Family & Kids Tags: Supermarket "Hello, boss? Yeah, I've got some hooligans here who seem to be attacking some of our customers. Can you call the cops?" (Read more...) The post The Strongest Generation appeared first on Funny & Stupid Customer Stories - Not Always Right.

Tour Cried

Museum | Bucharest, Romania Categories: Bad Behavior Family & Kids Non-Dialogue Tourists/Travel Tags: Museum She is running around like crazy, getting behind the cordons, climbing up on the delicate historical furniture, while not aShow More Summary

Don’t Leave Santraginus V Without It

Tech Support | USA Categories: Books & Reading Geeks Rule Tags: Tech Support "Those people probably also don't know where their towel is, and that's a shame." (Read more...) The post Don’t Leave Santraginus V Without It appeared first on Funny & Stupid Customer Stories - Not Always Right.

You’ve Enabled Me

Retail | Plano, TX, USA Categories: Awesome Customers Bad Behavior Health & Body Tags: Retail "I just want to thank you on behalf of the store and everyone here. The last customer who she tried to help yelled at her because she has a disability. Show More Summary

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