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Don’t Even Need To Ink About It

Tattoo Parlor | Canada Categories: Bad Behavior Wild & Unruly Tags: Tattoo Parlor Customer: "You're such a f asshole! Do you seriously think you're so good you can reject my idea?! I'm PAYING you to do that, so YOU WORK FOR ME! F you!...Show More Summary

Sub-Standard Navigation

Retail | MI, USA Categories: Family & Kids Food & Drink The customer stared at my coworker with the most triumphant look I've ever seen. He then had to gently tell her that the restaurant was about 50 feet away and we had nothing toShow More Summary

From An Older And SIM-pler Time

Hotel | Helsinki, Finland Categories: Bizarre Technology Tags: Hotel Me: "No, sorry, we don't have any sim cards." Guest: "Then what are these?" Me: "Postcards." (Read more...) The post From An Older And SIM-pler Time appeared first on Funny & Stupid Customer Stories - Not Always Right.

Not Fully Open Minded

Retail | Sydney, NSW, Australia Categories: Crazy Requests Tags: Retail Me: "I can't let you in there. There isn't anything set up in there yet." Customer: yelling at me "HOW DARE YOU OPEN THE SHOP BEFORE YOU HAVE EVERYTHING SET UP?!" (Read more...) The post Not Fully Open Minded appeared first on Funny & Stupid Customer Stories - Not Always Right.

Dora Explores Racism

Toy Store | TX, USA Categories: Bigotry Tags: Toy Store Customer: "I can't give my baby a brown Dora! You understand, don't you?" (Read more...) The post Dora Explores Racism appeared first on Funny & Stupid Customer Stories - Not Always Right.

Math Is Usually To Blame

Call Center | ME, USA Categories: Crazy Requests Math & Science Tags: Call Center Customer: "WHY?!" Me: "I'm sorry... Are you asking me why it comes to 600?" Customer: "Yeah!" Me: "Because of math?" (Read more...) The post Math Is Usually To Blame appeared first on Funny & Stupid Customer Stories - Not Always Right.

Milking Young Minds

Manufacturing | Germany Categories: Bizarre Family & Kids Pets & Animals Technology Tags: Manufacturing Caller: "We're soon hosting a carnival and I just wanted to make sure: Are your products safe to use on small children?" Me: "Wait… WHAT?!" Caller: "Aren't you [Makeup Company]?" Me: "No... Show More Summary

The Age Of Innocence

(Museum | WA, USA) Museum | WA, USA Categories: Uncategorized Tags: Museum Museum | WA, USA(The museum I work at has five price brackets: Senior (65+), Adult (16-64), Youth (age 6-15), and Child (age 3-5), with under 3 being free admission. Show More Summary

Get Me To The Card On Time

Department Store | MI, USA Categories: At The Checkout Money Tags: Department Store Customer: "Great! It's due today! Now I'm going to have to f pay the 35 dollar overcharge fee because you won't f take my bill!" (Read more...) The post Get Me To The Card On Time appeared first on Funny & Stupid Customer Stories - Not Always Right.

Libraries: The New Google!

Library | Norman, OK, USA Categories: Bizarre Non-Dialogue Tags: library I work in a library. A guy from Florida called because he found a painting in his mother in law’s garage and wanted to know what kind of turkey was in it. (Read more...) The post Libraries: The New Google! appeared first on Funny & Stupid Customer Stories - Not Always Right.

A Towering Pile Of Stupid Questions

Museum | USA Categories: Tourists/Travel Tags: Museum Me: "No, sorry, this is [Museum]. The [Tower] is a little farther down that way." gestures towards unmistakable 600-foot-tall tower (Read more...) The post A Towering Pile Of Stupid Questions appeared first on Funny & Stupid Customer Stories - Not Always Right.

A Gross Grocery Error

Grocery Store | Cincinnati, OH, USA Categories: At The Checkout Money Tags: Grocery Store Me: "We found the receipt and it looks like there are several others items on it." Customer: "No, he just bought these things. They must have made mistake. Show More Summary

Just Took A Ride On A 12-Inch

Record Store | Crawley, England, UK Categories: Bizarre Language & Words Rude & Risque Tags: Record Store Lad: in an apologetic voice "Um, I don't mean to be personal, but, er, have you got, er, a twelve inch silver machine?" (Read more...) The post Just Took A Ride On A 12-Inch appeared first on Funny & Stupid Customer Stories - Not Always Right.

That’s One Strong (Language) Discount

Restaurant | Finland Categories: At The Checkout Awesome Workers Language & Words Tags: Restaurant Me: "And here is your membership discount." Lady: "F discount!" Me: "No, ma'am. It is not a f discount; it is a membership discount." (Read more...) The post That’s One Strong (Language) Discount appeared first on Funny & Stupid Customer Stories - Not Always Right.

Saying It Until They’re Blue

Auto Parts | St. Louis, MO, USA Categories: Bad Behavior Transportation Tags: Auto Parts Customer: "That BLUE ONE, RIGHT. FING. THERE!" pointing angrily Manager: "Oh! THAT blue car?" grabs a random set of brake pads from the shelf and...Show More Summary

Working Title

Library | ME, USA Categories: Books & Reading Crazy Requests Tags: library Me: "What's the title of the book?" Patron: looking at me expectantly Me: fingers still poised over keyboard Patron: "Well, are you going to look for it or not?" (Read more...) The post Working Title appeared first on Funny & Stupid Customer Stories - Not Always Right.

Has Got You Bleat

Bank | OR, USA Categories: Bizarre Pets & Animals Tags: Bank Customer: cheerfully matter-of-fact "Oh, good. No dead babies this morning!" Me: "I... don't know how to respond to that." Customer: "I was helping give birth to goat babies at five am this morning." (Read more...) The post Has Got You Bleat appeared first on Funny & Stupid Customer Stories - Not Always Right.

This Complaint Leaves You Cold

Liquor Store | Australia Categories: Bizarre Tags: Liquor Store Customer: "Why do you have it so bloody cold in that room?! It should be warmer for the customers!" Me: "The fridge room?" Customer: "YES! I don't wanna freeze to deathShow More Summary

Serving Spider-man

Movie Theater | NY, USA Categories: Bizarre Pets & Animals Tags: Movie Theater Me: “Wait, you knew there was a tarantula on the floor?” Customer #2: “Yeah.” Me: “And you didn’t tell anyone?” Customer #2: “Well, I brought him in.” (Read more...) The post Serving Spider-man appeared first on Funny & Stupid Customer Stories - Not Always Right.

About To Be Old-Fashion Glazed

Coffee Shop | OH, USA Categories: Bizarre Food & Drink Rude & Risque Tags: Coffee Shop Woman: to the man "Oh, she put our donuts in the same bag. My donut is contaminating your donut. MY DONUT IS HAVING SEX WITH YOUR DONUT!" (Read more...) The post About To Be Old-Fashion Glazed appeared first on Funny & Stupid Customer Stories - Not Always Right.

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