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Stopping The Presses Is No Sweat-Er

Newspaper | Santa Ana, CA, USA Categories: Bizarre Crazy Requests Tags: newspaper "You mean you can't take another photo of me in the new sweater and publish the story again?" (Read more...) The post Stopping The Presses Is No Sweat-Er appeared first on Funny & Stupid Customer Stories - Not Always Right.

That Regular Is Music To My Ears

Music Store | MN, USA Categories: Awesome Customers Tags: Music Store "You can't be right about opinions. Everyone has one, just like everyone has an ahole. But you shouldn't force either down people's throat!" (Read more...) The post That Regular Is Music To My Ears appeared first on Funny & Stupid Customer Stories - Not Always Right.

Introducing The Show!

Categories: Announcements We’ve been busy! See what we’ve been up to: From the creators of Not Always Right, The Show is your new weekly dose of our most funny and outrageous stories–the ones worth telling! Follow The Show: YouTube | Facebook | Instagram (Read more...) The post Introducing The Show! appeared first on Funny & Stupid Customer Stories - Not Always Right.

Taxing Faxing About Taxing

Office | NY, USA Categories: Extra Stupid Tags: Office After somewhat of a long while I see a fax come through. Apparently the person I spoke to thought I randomly called her company to get a blank W-9... as if I couldn’t Google it myself...Show More Summary

Reached Your Tea Total, Part 5

Club, Cafe | Sydney, NSW, Australia Categories: Food & Drink Tags: CafeClub Patron: "Uh, tea? You know... put the bag in the cup with boiling water. I can't believe you don't know what tea is." Me: "Yes, I do know what tea is. What I...Show More Summary

Taking A Price Hike Strike

Call Center | UK Categories: Crazy Requests Criminal & Illegal Money Tags: Call Center "Don't worry, the judge will take my side. They know what crooks you all are. By the end, you'll have wiped off all my debt and be paying me money." (Read more...) The post Taking A Price Hike Strike appeared first on Funny & Stupid Customer Stories - Not Always Right.

The Value Of The Dollar Is Niagara Falling

Tourist Attraction | Niagara Falls, ON, Canada Categories: Canada Geography Money Tourists/Travel Tags: Tourist Attraction "You are in Canada. Would you anticipate getting American back in say, Britain? Australia? It's our legal tender. Show More Summary

Fashion Is Dead(Pool)

Retail | CA, USA Categories: At The Checkout Family & Kids Geeks Rule Tags: Retail Me: "So whoever picked out the Deadpool shirt has good taste!" Daughter: squeals "See, Mom! I told you!" (Read more...) The post Fashion Is Dead(Pool) appeared first on Funny & Stupid Customer Stories - Not Always Right.

He Is Not The Jaeger Meister

Bar | Hampshire, England, UK Categories: Extra Stupid Food & Drink Tags: Bar Me: "You wanted Jaeger?" Man: "Yeah." Me: "But asked for Sambuca?" Man: "Yeah." (Read more...) The post He Is Not The Jaeger Meister appeared first on Funny & Stupid Customer Stories - Not Always Right.

The Forecast Calls For Stupid

Hotel | St Andrews, Scotland, UK Categories: Crazy Requests Hotels & Lodging Tags: Hotel "NO. I want to know how hard it's going to rain. Like, if it says ‘Rain,’ does that mean driving rain or sprinkling rain or will it even rain at all?" (Read more...) The post The Forecast Calls For Stupid appeared first on Funny & Stupid Customer Stories - Not Always Right.

The Devil’s Pay Book

Hardware Store | USA Categories: At The Checkout Health & Body Money Religion Tags: Hardware Store "Much better. Sorry, but I'm going for surgery Monday. I'm not going to risk it." (Read more...) The post The Devil’s Pay Book appeared first on Funny & Stupid Customer Stories - Not Always Right.

The Specific Lengths People Will Go To For Books

Bookstore | Germany Categories: Bizarre Books & Reading Home Improvement Tags: Bookstore "I just got a new wall unit for my living room and it has a one metre shelf for books, so I would like to buy enough books to fill it." (Read more...) The post The Specific Lengths People Will Go To For Books appeared first on Funny & Stupid Customer Stories - Not Always Right.

Are You In-Zayn?

Daycare | Dallas, TX, USA Categories: Musical Mayhem Tags: Daycare I sit speechless for a moment as he wanders away, having told me I look like Zayn Malik dressed in drag. (Read more...) The post Are You In-Zayn? appeared first on Funny & Stupid Customer Stories - Not Always Right.

Fickle Over A Nickel

Retail | Kalamazoo, MI, USA Categories: Bad Behavior Money Tags: Retail "You didn't give me my f nickel! I need my nickel back from my bag. Return my items right now and re-ring the order or I am going to get your manager!" (Read more...) The post Fickle Over A Nickel appeared first on Funny & Stupid Customer Stories - Not Always Right.

They Are Bali Listening

Bakery | Melbourne, VIC, Australia Categories: Bad Behavior Bizarre Geography Tourists/Travel Tags: Bakery “Never been. Don't want to go. I'm allergic to Bali.” (Read more...) The post They Are Bali Listening appeared first on Funny & Stupid Customer Stories - Not Always Right.

Not Very Closed Minded: Employee Edition

Retail | Knoxville, TN, USA Categories: Time Tags: Retail Customer: "When do you close?" Me: "Thanksgiving." (Read more...) The post Not Very Closed Minded: Employee Edition appeared first on Funny & Stupid Customer Stories - Not Always Right.

A Cereal Liar

Retail | FL, USA Categories: Bad Behavior Tags: Retail The woman gives her best smile and gives him convoluted directions that basically take him all through the store and then back to the cereal aisle. (Read more...) The post A Cereal Liar appeared first on Funny & Stupid Customer Stories - Not Always Right.

Framing Your Family

Retail | UK Categories: Crazy Requests Extra Stupid Family & Kids Tags: Retail Me: "Umm, perhaps if you tell me the size of the picture you want to frame, I can show you what we have?" Customer: "Don't you give me a picture?" (Read more...) The post Framing Your Family appeared first on Funny & Stupid Customer Stories - Not Always Right.

Nic U Too

Publishing | GA, USA Categories: Language & Words Tags: Publishing "Change the ‘an’ to ‘a’ before ‘NICU nurse.’" (Read more...) The post Nic U Too appeared first on Funny & Stupid Customer Stories - Not Always Right.

They’re Out For The Count(y)

Bank, Call Center | TX, USA Categories: Extra Stupid Geography Tags: BankCall Center Me: "No, sir. That is not a county. You know, like, Orange County in California?" Customer: "Wait, the color or the food?" (Read more...) The post They’re Out For The Count(y) appeared first on Funny & Stupid Customer Stories - Not Always Right.

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