Our first son just turned five last week, and even though it’s been five years I can vividly remember his first Christmas. Nothing particularly traumatic happened, but it wasn’t exactly enjoyable either. I have to assume that it was in part to being new parents combined with the craziness of the holidays. Show More Summary
Ever since we compiled that list of inappropriately sexual Christmas ornaments, we’ve been obsessively looking for more. This post is a big thank you to the freaky artists who realized what people really want in their holiday decor: snowman on snowman action and reindeer spreading their cheeks. Show More Summary
Post by Adriana Velez. Think back to when you were a new parent, up at all hours with your baby and hardly getting any sleep at all. Having trouble remembering? Yeah, me too. It's all kind of a blur. But there is one incident I remember...Show More Summary
Post by Adriana Velez. Psst, got a moment to squee over how wonderful the royal baby's first Christmas is going to be? Of course you do! Here's what we're hearing so far. Kate Middleton's plans for Prince George's first Christmas sound tooth-achingly adorable, and we only wish we could be there with them. Show More Summary
I'm convinced supermodel Gisele Bundchen isn't real. I think she's a hologram. I think she was created by a small little man with mommy issues, sitting behind a curtain in an OZ-like manner. He summons her anytime he senses a mother is feeling a little too good about herself - and she appears. Show More Summary
On the drive to bring someone a warm meal, several long hugs and some company for hours of ugly crying.
It's OK if you get me confused with Gisele. I get that all the time. Honest mistake. But geez, Tom Brady, stop calling me! I'm a happily married woman!Yes, my morning routine is a bit different than that of the Brazilian supermodel/supermom. Show More Summary
Post by Michele Zipp. There are a lot of things a gymnastics coach should be doing. Helping students perfect a routine on the uneven bars, working on the the front aerial, perhaps even the triple full. Giving tattoos and piercings isn't...Show More Summary
The first time I dropped my baby felt way more dramatic than it actually was. I had read so many warnings about never leaving your baby unattended, always buckling them in, etc. But since it was my first kid, I had no idea how much he...Show More Summary
You remind your family to put on hats and gloves before leaving the house and candy canes have appeared at the grocery store. That means it’s winter, which means it’s time for the holidays, which equals presents! And classic holiday … More » Giveaway: Win A Fandango Holiday Giveaway! is a post from Mommyish - Parenting Imperfect.
Post by Nicole Fabian-Weber. If you gave birth in a hospital, the day you head home with your newborn is a moment like no other. It's as if you've been given your very own set of parenting wings, and now you are ready to fly on your own. But. Show More Summary
Post by Mary Fischer. Well, she's done it again folks. With this new photo of Gisele Bundchen breastfeeding baby Vivian all while being pampered like the model she is -- she's once again proven that, quite simply, she's the best damn mom on the face of this planet. I mean -- she's just amazing... Show More Summary
Post by Jeanne Sager. One of the most important bits of being a parent is taking the time to teach our kids right from wrong. But in a world where a first grader just got suspended from school for kissing his "girlfriend," I've got to...Show More Summary
There should be a way we can get these extremely overzealous school officials who suspended this first grader for kissing his "girlfriend" on the hand to swap places with all of the school officials in high schools and colleges who are reluctant to report actual crimes of rape. Show More Summary
Post by Mary Fischer. If you haven't already picked up a little something to give your child's teacher for the holiday season -- you might want to make a note to go shopping sometime this week. We only have a few more days until they're...Show More Summary
Post by Kiri Blakeley. When it comes to selfies, Kim and Khloe Kardashian are probably the queens -- followed closely by pre-hospitalized Amanda Bynes. Even President Obama is getting in on the act -- though unfortunately he chose to do it at Nelson Mandela's funeral. Show More Summary
For many, the holidays are synonymous with picture-perfect trees, happy family memories... and STRESS.Because those perfect pictures and family memories aren't just going to make themselves, are they?No, someone -- usually mom -- is up until the wee hours of the night decorating, baking and wrapping to make everything just so. Show More Summary
Post by Sasha Brown-Worsham. Our country has one of the worst maternity leave policies in the entire world. In fact, we are one of only a very small handful of nations that don't offer paid maternity leave to working mothers. This means...Show More Summary
Post by Jeanne Sager. It's here! It's here! The CafeMom list of the top baby names for 2013 is here! And there's one major message for parents out there when it comes to baby naming: the classics are back, Jack! There are a few names...Show More Summary
We practice political correctness in this household especially when decorating the dog.