3. Having friends that don’t really care about you.
It's kind of like "How It's Made" set to porno music.
3. A little every day is better than a lot once in a while
She was a wild one. She eagerly spun underneath my hand as I twirled her around and around. She would grind up against me and then scurrying away suddenly as if to tease me. Her plump tits bounced and her ass swayed lusciously
My Child Made Honor Roll Mostly As A Coping Mechanism To Deal With Our Constant Fighting
If two people are told to draw a self-portrait, you will end up with two totally different results.
So, this happened.
I'm gonna go twirl every woman in a sundress.
I didn't want to write a story that yet again depicted the struggle for self acceptance. I love being gay. My queerness is seamlessly integrated into my personhood (and my web series!).
What's the opposite of wanting to hear about you doing crossfit? I'm that.
Remember a time where you were free?
Slut shaming is terrible. Unless you're a lady in a country song, because I want to hear all about the citified devil hooker after your man.
Available audio versions of large texts can be very useful for blind and visually-impaired readers, which is why text-to-speech software is so popular. You know what, though? That's not Wikipedia's style. They'd rather get people to record themselves reciting articles about whatever they want -- which makes for some strange subject material.
I knew it was the right decision, but my dad didn’t want to let her go.
High Five the Internet is a looping compilation of people giving their webcam a high five created by photography company Photojojo in celebration of National High Five Day. New high fives are added via the project’s website where interested parties can record a short three-second clip of their own high five. via Photojojo
Please stop calling it The Last Supper. Some of us haven't read that far yet and don't want spoilers.
We live in privileged times. All of us.
I hate how every girl named "Sussudio" goes crazy when the song "Sussudio" plays.