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Watch: Little Girl Raised By Wolf Blitzer

Weird, The Onion made something really funny. And by “weird” I of course mean not weird at all. Sometimes I say words I don’t mean. Anyway. Give me talented little girls dressed as Wolf Blitzer and lint roller jokes and I’ll give you my heart. Literally. I will cut it out, Temple of Doom style and give it to you. Ugh. OK, here’s the video: Girl Raised From Birth By Wolf Blitzer Taken Into Protective Custody So much talent.
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