Want thick, healthy hair? Of course you do. Read Cat Marnell's Lemondrop post about how to get the hair of your dreams.
I've been obsessed with Long Hair Community -- the vaguely creepy site for people who like to take photos of themselves sitting on their long, long hair, then post them on the Internet to brag about it -- for years.
Just read the message boards with posts titled things like "I FINALLY HAVE MY FAIRY-TALE HAIR!".