I'm sitting in a “Hooters” in Tuscaloosa, Alabama, on a sweaty Sunday night enjoying a comically large glass of water and watching the locals do their local thing. Behind me a table full of bubbas is playing some digital poker game that baffles me. Aside from them, however, it's clearing out faster than a pool that's been shat in. I found out that in Alabama they stop serving beer at 9pm on Sunday nights, which explains the exodus.
Between the 346.9 miles separating Baton Rouge and Tuscaloosa runs a river of slowly seething eyes. LSU and Alabama play this Saturday at 7 p.m. local time, for those of you who have been leading productive, everyday lives. For the ... Read Post
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