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Crazy Woman Pipes Up on Behalf of Brooklyn [Andrea Peyser]
It hasn't been even 24 hours since we published our most recent plea to the media to please, pretty please, stop writing trend stories about Brooklyn. And already, spittle-flecked tabloid sex lunatic Andrea Peyser is defying us. That's mean. More »
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Andrea Peyser Uncovers Foreigner Bike-Riding Ring [Crazies]
Tabloid hussie-hisser Andrea Peyser usually ends up writing about sex fiends, but that's only because sex fiends are the city's greatest menace. She is always alert for other menaces. Like bicyclists—foreigner bicyclists. More » Read Post
Andrea Peyser Favors Live Cock [Crazies]
Tabloid sex writer and bubbling vat of ill-concealed self-loathing Andrea Peyser refuses to bow to Hollywood's liberal sex standards. Maybe Jennifer Aniston is happy fucking a turkey baster—but for Andrea Peyser, only a live human m... Read Post
Andrea Peyser Buys Panties at Wal-Mart [Crazies]
Sometimes we believe that tabloid sex goddess Andrea Peyser writes her columns solely to "push our buttons," by focusing on the two topics we are most passionate about: 1) Hot sex, and 2) Wal-Mart. Andrea is in favor of both! More » Read Post