Friends are like bags of nachos. I think I have one somewhere under my bed.Journalists are like dogs. They love to eat goose poop.Relationships are like cartels. I think they only exist in Mexico.Men are like cats. For the right woman, we’ll poop in a box.Good friends are like asteroids. They kill a lot of dinosaurs.
SAN DIEGO (Reuters) - Former Mexican drug lord Eduardo Arellano Felix, the last of four brothers captured or killed in connection with a once-powerful Tijuana-based cartel depicted in the Oscar-winning film "Traffic," pleaded guilty... Read Post
I spent this evening researching biodegradable poop bags. Maybe it wasn't as much fun as what you did, but I did learn something and I'm going to put it to use by purchasing some genuine biodegradable poop bags for my cat and dog t... Read Post
Dogs. Sigh. They can be so dumb. Sometimes they eat their own poop. Sometimes they eat cat food. And sometimes they eat things even dumber than poop or cat food, such as 111 pennies. You read that right. One-hundred and eleven. Jack... Read Post