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Friends are like bags of nachos. I think I have one somewhere under my bed.Journalists are like dogs. They love to eat goose poop.Relationships are like cartels. I think they only exist in Mexico.Men are like cats. For the right woman, we’ll poop in a box.Good friends are like asteroids. They kill a lot of dinosaurs.
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