Friends are like bags of nachos. I think I have one somewhere under my bed.Journalists are like dogs. They love to eat goose poop.Relationships are like cartels. I think they only exist in Mexico.Men are like cats. For the right woman, we’ll poop in a box.Good friends are like asteroids. They kill a lot of dinosaurs.
I was eight years old when I cleaned up my first pile of dog poop in the house. And 30 seconds older when I cleaned up my first puddle of human vomit. I still remember what I had for breakfast that day. My stomach has gotten tougher... Read Post
Do you like tiny hamsters that eat tiny things, or dogs that eat corn? Of course you do. Well then, you may want to watch as Gaiyek the cat, looking equal parts elegant and bewildered in a tie, eats a "fancy meal" off a wooden board... Read Post
Do you want a good reason to bag your dog's poop when you take them on a walk? Here's one: too much poop lying around could spread disease and the community could wind up losing a very nice space for humans and dogs alike. This isn'... Read Post