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Lana Del Rey wears baseball cap, looks TOTALLY EFFING keut

Lana BB! Is that U? I HARDLY recognize u underneath ur baseball cap! That's a keut look, bb! U look REAL sporty. Sorta like Sporty Spice, except ur not all butch and gross. Honestly, I hate it when women get TOO buff and they lose their boobs because they just have pectoral muscles. It sorta makes me afraid to work out. It's honestly not fair how beautiful u r. U truly inspire me, bb! At my 4th grade talent show, I was booed off the stage, and they threw rotten tomataeos at me.
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