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Lana Del Rey wears baseball cap, looks TOTALLY EFFING keut

Lana BB! Is that U? I HARDLY recognize u underneath ur baseball cap! That's a keut look, bb! U look REAL sporty. Sorta like Sporty Spice, except ur not all butch and gross. Honestly, I hate it when women get TOO buff and they lose their boobs because they just have pectoral muscles. It sorta makes me afraid to work out. It's honestly not fair how beautiful u r. U truly inspire me, bb! At my 4th grade talent show, I was booed off the stage, and they threw rotten tomataeos at me.
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SHOCKING PHOTO! Lana Del Rey doesn't look like Lana Del Rey in recent picture of Lana Del Rey

Lifestyle Choices / Hipsters : Hipster Runoff (3 years ago)

Lana BB! Is that u? I HARDLEY recognize u! Honestly, I've always believed that ur were TALENTED AND BEAUTAFUL. It was never in question for me. However, all the INDIE HATERS always try to POOP on ur good name. I wanna go 2 ur concer... Read Post

NSFW: Lana Del Rey squats down, has REVEALING UPSKIRT MOMENT on stage!

Lifestyle Choices / Hipsters : Hipster Runoff (2 years ago)

Lana BB! Say it ain't so! I can see ur knickers! Good thing u were wearing panties and didn't have a vagine lip slip! ( = knickers is the English word for 'underwear' in England) Ur panties honestly looks KEUT and LACEY. I'll bet u ... Read Post

Lana Del Rey wears coonskin cap, looks sad on the inside

Lifestyle Choices / Hipsters : Hipster Runoff (3 years ago)

Lana BB! Is that u? I can hardly even recognize u underneath that coonskin cap! Honestly, I've been thinking a lot abt u. I just hope ur doing okay dealing with the mainstream fame that has been thrust upon u. As u once said, we wer... Read Post


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