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Mitt Romney’s ‘Seinfeld’ Blunder Proves He’s Not One of Us

Post by Lindsay Mannering Mitt Romney should just stop pretending to be someone he's not. It's like when your dad chaperons your middle school dance -- it's obvious he's just as uncomfortable as you are, his huge smile and attempted dance moves can't hide the fact that he'd rather light himself on fire than stand there another minute listening to Katy Perry and watching 13-year-olds grope each other.
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