Feel the pain on this week's Weeklings, where I realize that...
1) The Oscars may very well suck this year,
2) Chris Brown and Rihanna are literally fighting to be the new Cake Boss, and
3) Paris Hilton's music career is as somnambulatory as her reality TV career's. Yowww.
Bring a lunch, because Weeklings is a veritable field trip to pop culture's dankest corners.