Let's see. A blonde Eva Green? A ginger Helena Bonham Carter? A grandmotherly Michelle Pfeiffer? And most insulting, a more effeminate Johnny Depp than Bella fckin' Swan? WTF is going on with Tim Burton's DARK SHADOWS?!?
Calling it like I see it folks, as a 4 new image scans from DARK SHADOWS have premiered in Vanity Fair. None are too flattering in my eyes, and since I can't remember the last Burton movie I.