I am either going to lose all this weight or die not trying.read more
I live each day as if it were that day of my life.
Oh yeah? Well I can lose weight, but you'll always be a dressing room mirror.
I donate blood for the most important reason; to lose some weight.
Chris Christie is really losing weight. Shit, this means I can only do jokes about what an evil corrupt politician he is.
Had a light lunch of hamburger patty and cottage cheese because I'm trying to lose weight in the '50s.