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Lana BB! Say it ain't so! Just last week u were a FASHION ICON! But now ur wearing the ugliest outfit I have EVER seen in my entire life. WHY the EFF r u hiding ur BANGIN BOD? U've got it all, bb! International fame, riches, a HOTTIE Boyfriend, and most importantly, an AMAZING figure! U do NOT have to wear these zany clothes. Honestly, it looks like u r wearing the pants of a frumpy high schooler who just went shopping at a thrift store and came out looking like a crazy old lady.
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Lana Del Rey was previously on the cover of some magazine that I have never heard of [link], but now it seems like she has topped herself by gracing the cover of some other magazine that I have never heard of. If I had to guess, bot... Read Post

If you've seen one Lana Del Rey video, you've seen them all. There's always just face tatted bros who are trying to fingerbang her in a meaningful way. We get it. You like face tat bros. PREVIOUSLY: LANA DEL REY'S BORN TO DIE MUSIC ... Read Post

Lana BB! How the EFF did u get SO BANGIN? It's not fair... She's got it all. Money, fame, rivieras, the perfect voice... UGH! There's a huge lips on ur shirt! I'll bet a lot of HOT guys kiss u. I can't even remember the last time so... Read Post