Hello, earth humans! (Brian Synder/Reuters)
Bless his heart, Mitt Romney's trying so hard:
Romney greeted the crowd at a [Jackson, Mississippi] town hall meeting Friday with a hearty "Morning, y'all!"
"I got started right this morning with a biscuit and some cheesy grits," he said. "Delicious!"
"Hello again human citizens! I hear tell one of the popular foodstuffs at this latitude is something called 'grits.