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Black man unleashes delightfully psychotic and occasionally gross rant against St Patrick's Day.

2 years agoOdd : Happy Place

Okay, who has been urinating on this man's face and pinching his nipples just because he didn't wear green on St. Patrick's Day? Tradition says we bite his earlobes and give him a wedgie. That dates back to the old country. Get it right!
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Don't Pinch Me: A St. Patrick's Day Manifesto [Rants]

Pop Culture / Celebrity : Jezebel (2 years ago)

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United States / San Francisco : SFist (3 years ago)

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Entertainment : EveryJoe: Entertainment (6 months ago)

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