Okay, who has been urinating on this man's face and pinching his nipples just because he didn't wear green on St. Patrick's Day? Tradition says we bite his earlobes and give him a wedgie. That dates back to the old country. Get it right!
There are many reasons why I hate St. Patrick's Day: I can't stand parades (I always get trapped in them by accident), organized day-drinking bugs me — I'm an adult, I can get drunk during the day whenever I want — and green isn't m... Read Post
While you're stuffing your face with corned beef, beer, and/or rye during tomorrow's St. Patrick's Day festivities, remember to sport some green. If not, you might get pinched. (You also might get a sexual harassment lawsuit tossed ... Read Post