Okay, who has been urinating on this man's face and pinching his nipples just because he didn't wear green on St. Patrick's Day? Tradition says we bite his earlobes and give him a wedgie. That dates back to the old country. Get it right!
Happy St. Patrick's Day! Worse than getting pinched is being caught in something pukey green and hideous. Personally, I love green and would wear green all month long if only I had enough in my wardrobe to last that long. Here are s... Read Post
There are many reasons why I hate St. Patrick's Day: I can't stand parades (I always get trapped in them by accident), organized day-drinking bugs me — I'm an adult, I can get drunk during the day whenever I want — and green isn't m... Read Post