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Mugabe’s soul fails to achieve reserve price in auction for health

A spokesman for Hell Inc. confirmed yesterday that the attempt by Zimbabwean President Robert Mugabe to auction his soul to Satan and associated demons in exchange for another year of health had failed. Succubus MacLevolent explained: “The silly goose forgot that the title deed to his soul has been held by Hell Inc since 2000.”
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