"It is a truth universally acknowledged that a single man in possession of a good fortune must be in want of a wife." "However little the feelings or views of such a man may be on his first entering a neighborhood, this truth is so well fixed in the minds of the surrounding families, that he is considered as the rightful property of some one or other of their daughters." --Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice "This is the happiest story you've ever read.
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