One of my ovulating cousins lives in Arizona and is horrified that she can now be declared pregnant for sex she hasn't even enjoyed yet, thanks to the work of Governor Jan Brewer (and other state officials), who calls the new state law a "common sense" approach to protecting the rights of future hypothetical fetuses.
Okay. Fine. But I think if Jan Brewer can preemptively declare Arizona women pregnant (ghost fetuses!), it's only fair that Arizona women have the authority to preemptively declare her dead.