Giants closer and bowling alley entrepreneur Brian Wilson will be sitting the bench for the rest of the season, the budding lawn ornament model confirmed to local baseball scribe Andrew Baggerly today. After walking off the mound with a fake ankle injury in last Thursday's close save against the Rockies, Wilson admitted today that he'll need reconstructive surgery on his right elbow that will "almost certainly" put him out for the rest of the season.
Brian Wilson, the increasingly-bizarre San Francisco Giants closer, went on “Lopez Tonight” Thursday and talked about, among other things, his offseason trip to Thailand. “I engaged in some activities … I had a lot of massages … not... Read Post
Worried that the aura surrounding Giants closer Brian Wilson’s beard may be fading? Well, you can stuff those worries in a sack mister, because the kooky reliever’s now famous facial fuzz is finally getting it’s own baseball card. A... Read Post