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School Looks Like the Millennium Falcon, Can’t Do the Kessel Run in Under 12 Parsecs
Is this evidence that Parkland High School was built upon the ancient crash site of the Millennium Falcon? Are they secretly planning a Smugglers school? Did George Lucas re-edit this institution?
Nah. It’s probably just coincidence. Or some mass conspiracy that we aren’t aware of. A Millennium Falcon school would…
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Star Wars Millennium Falcon Bottle Opener
Smugglers agree, the best way to crack open a cold beer after completing the Kessel Run is with the Star Wars Millennium Falcon Bottle Opener. This highly detailed bottle opener is an exact replica of the Millennium Falcon…only a li... Read Post
The bed that made the Kessel Run in less than twelve parsecs
From Kayla Kromer, creator of the famed Hamburger Bed, comes a must-have bed for Star Wars fans: The Millennium Falcon. Like the “real” Falcon, the bed features hidden compartments (for smuggling, though I didn’t think I’d have to s... Read Post
Millennium Falcon Sled: The Falcon Goes to Hoth
This Millennium Falcon sled probably won’t do the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs, but if there is snow, this ship has got it where it counts. Sean Murray built this… Read Post