Ann Romney clutches pearls, pretends to be outraged (Jeff Haynes/Reuters)
Remember that time someone you'd never heard of said the most offensive thing you could ever say about Ann Romney? It was so offensive that Ann had to start a Twitter account, just to express her offendedness. That's how offended she was. In fact, it was so offensive that her kids had to take time out of whatever the hell it is they do with their various degrees from Harvard (yup, Harvard) to express their offendedness on Twitter.