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Ann Romney clutches pearls, pretends to be outraged (Jeff Haynes/Reuters) Remember that time someone you'd never heard of said the most offensive thing you could ever say about Ann Romney? It was so offensive that Ann had to start a Twitter account, just to express her offendedness. That's how offended she was. In fact, it was so offensive that her kids had to take time out of whatever the hell it is they do with their various degrees from Harvard (yup, Harvard) to express their offendedness on Twitter.
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I just love how life sucks for the rest of you. (Jeff Haynes/Reuters) Ann Romney, the hardest workin' hard worker ever and Mitt's "greatest asset" as well as his chief adviser on Stuff That Ladies Care About TM, continued her "I'm e... Read Post

Unlike the Obamas, I actually love my children. (Jeff Haynes/Reuters) Ann Romney is sort of a very awful person. So it's easy to see why she and Mitt are a match made in heaven. She's just as clueless as Mitt (We had to struggle to ... Read Post

"So first you'll go on Fox to be outraged. Oh, and don't forget to tell them how I listen to you..." (Brian Synder/Reuters) Talk about a lesson in overplaying your hand. Ever since someone whose name you'd never heard until last wee... Read Post