Smash, if you’ve got a moment, I’d like to pull you aside for a pow-wow. I know you’ve heard me give these notes before, about how you look nice, and have a lot of zazz, but how you keep hitting the same bum notes over and over with some of these corny subplots and dull characters. (Plus, one of your stars can’t act. No offense, Smash. Sweet gal, but no chops.)
But y’know, you’re not terrible.