If there’s one lesson from the Secret Service Colombian Escort Scandal, it is that there are some things you just should not try to save money on.
Sure, get a Groupon for a massage with an unhappy or ambiguous ending! Hire the cheap roof repairman! Send your kids to robot daycare. Switch to Geico! Cut corners everywhere you like. Buy a mere $14 worth of artisanal cheese rather than the full $19 pack when you head west for the GSA convention.