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Because there is no longer any such thing as history . . .

... you can now go on Google and discover that... Abraham Lincoln was a... gay... black... muslim.And people take this stuff really seriously.Personally I'd rather go with Abe Lincoln... Vampire Hunter. What? That was the wrong picture? Sorry. Just trying shamelessly to keep your attention on a slow day.
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