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... you can now go on Google and discover that... Abraham Lincoln was a... gay... black... muslim.And people take this stuff really seriously.Personally I'd rather go with Abe Lincoln... Vampire Hunter. What? That was the wrong picture? Sorry. Just trying shamelessly to keep your attention on a slow day.
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Watch Honest Abe (Benjamin Walker) make mincemeat out of blood-thirty monsters in the red-band trailer for this summer's 'Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter'. Read Post

We can't wait for the cheesy, delicious action movie Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter. We've been stacking up rail-splitter puns for months, waiting for the first footage of Honest Abe kicking vampire ass. But until the next trailer c... Read Post

The second trailer is out for Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter, and it gives us more insight into the president-to-be's vampire hunting history. Watch Lincoln consecrate his axe blade with holy water and send those antebellum bloodsu... Read Post