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Yuppie woman #1: What are those, like, Birkenstocks?Yuppie woman #2: Yeah.Yuppie woman #1: Who are you?Yuppie woman #2: I don't know.Yuppie woman #1: Are you feeling okay?Yuppie woman #2: I don't know.--Fashion District Alsome | Thu... Read Post

Yuppie #1: So Sarah Palin came into my office for a photo shoot the other day.Yuppie #2: Really? Is she hot?Yuppie #1: She is so fucking hot.Yuppie #2: But politically she's a dolt.Yuppie #1: Oh, of course.--MoMAOverheard by: The Ph... Read Post

This is The Morning Shift, our one-stop daily roundup of all the auto news that's actually important — all in one place at 9:00 AM. Or, you could spend all day waiting for other sites to parse it out to you one story at a time. Isn'... Read Post