A roundup of this morning's news.
Female yuppie, looking at cover of New York Times: Wow. Look at that picture!Male yuppie: What is it?Female yuppie: It's like, some Al Qaeda guy walking in the water with all his guns and stuff.Male yuppie: Where is he?Female yuppie... Read Post
Yuppie woman #1: What are those, like, Birkenstocks?Yuppie woman #2: Yeah.Yuppie woman #1: Who are you?Yuppie woman #2: I don't know.Yuppie woman #1: Are you feeling okay?Yuppie woman #2: I don't know.--Fashion District Alsome | Thu... Read Post
Yuppie #1: So Sarah Palin came into my office for a photo shoot the other day.Yuppie #2: Really? Is she hot?Yuppie #1: She is so fucking hot.Yuppie #2: But politically she's a dolt.Yuppie #1: Oh, of course.--MoMAOverheard by: The Ph... Read Post