A roundup of this morning's news.
Yuppie chick: You want the rest of my soda?Yuppie guy: Sure! You didn't put anything in it, did you?Yuppie chick: I pooed in it.Yuppie guy: Oh, in that case... (takes a sip)Yuppie chick: You didn't know I excreted caramel syrup, did... Read Post
Yuppie woman #1: What are those, like, Birkenstocks?Yuppie woman #2: Yeah.Yuppie woman #1: Who are you?Yuppie woman #2: I don't know.Yuppie woman #1: Are you feeling okay?Yuppie woman #2: I don't know.--Fashion District Alsome | Thu... Read Post
Yuppie #1: So Sarah Palin came into my office for a photo shoot the other day.Yuppie #2: Really? Is she hot?Yuppie #1: She is so fucking hot.Yuppie #2: But politically she's a dolt.Yuppie #1: Oh, of course.--MoMAOverheard by: The Ph... Read Post