If you're not familiar with Steak-umms consider yourself lucky— click out of this post and move on.
If you are, we're sorry. Read on and you'll be sorry too.
The feux Philly cheese steak meat is suing a Philadelphia restaurant called Steak 'Em Up for trademark infringement. That's rotten, but what's even worse is that during the legal proceedings, the secret of what exactly a Steak-umm is made of was revealed.