Dreamy zombie-eyed granny-starver™ Paul Ryan has shrugged off (ha! get it?) his longtime girlfriend, nicotine-stained dominatrix Ayn Rand, after many years of masturbating to the now deceased crone's girlhood journals. It seems that no amount of 'trains going into tunnels' and scenes of capitalism rape could give Ryan the "Reardon Steel" boners he once enjoyed with such childish delight and now he just wants to cuddle, maybe watch Lifetime.
As if Tax Day weren’t painful enough, it brings the premiere of “Atlas Shrugged: Part I,” a film 50 years in the making that, from reviews, seems almost as long to sit through. Nonetheless, Paul Ryan, Rand Paul and Tea Party members... Read Post
Ayn Rand’s Atlas Shrugged, a read so turgid it makes Das Kapital seem like a John Grisham novel, is the acknowledged inspiration of some leaders in the House of Representatives such as Paul Ryen. Even House Speaker Boehner the other... Read Post