Dreamy zombie-eyed granny-starver™ Paul Ryan has shrugged off (ha! get it?) his longtime girlfriend, nicotine-stained dominatrix Ayn Rand, after many years of masturbating to the now deceased crone's girlhood journals. It seems that no amount of 'trains going into tunnels' and scenes of capitalism rape could give Ryan the "Reardon Steel" boners he once enjoyed with such childish delight and now he just wants to cuddle, maybe watch Lifetime.
The group's homepage. Yup, seems legit. They really don't even care anymore. Upon receiving word that FEC rules preclude naming your PAC with reference to a particular candidate, the already-sketchyish "Stand with Rand PAC" responde... Read Post
Ayn Rand’s Atlas Shrugged, a read so turgid it makes Das Kapital seem like a John Grisham novel, is the acknowledged inspiration of some leaders in the House of Representatives such as Paul Ryen. Even House Speaker Boehner the other... Read Post