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Dreamy Paul Ryan Breaks Up With His Special Lady, Now Available

Dreamy zombie-eyed granny-starver™ Paul Ryan has shrugged off (ha! get it?) his longtime girlfriend, nicotine-stained dominatrix Ayn Rand, after many years of masturbating to the now deceased crone's girlhood journals. It seems that no amount of 'trains going into tunnels' and scenes of capitalism rape could give Ryan the "Reardon Steel" boners he once enjoyed with such childish delight and now he just wants to cuddle, maybe watch Lifetime.
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