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The bracket thus far is here. Today's winner will face off in the second round against Santorum's gag reflex whenever he hears about JFK. 1. RICK PERRY SPEECHIFIES WHILE DRUNK. OR HIGH. Just watch it. No other words will ever do it justice, except to say this: if you have to deny being on drugs or drunk after giving a speech, you gave a really shitty speech. In this case, it was epic.
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Today's contest closes out the first round. Phew! The bracket is here. Today's winner will draw a tough second-round match—Rick Perry's "oops" moment. 1. HERMAN CAIN WAXES POETIC ON POKEMON When Herman Cain announced his speech, he ... Read Post

Just two more contests before we wrap up the first round. The bracket thus far is here. The winner today will face off in the Sweet 16 against Rick Perry's "oops" moment. 1. MICHELE BACHMANN AND POGO THE CLOWN SHARE THE SAME KIND OF... Read Post

Is this really the 12th contest? Only 17 to go before we have a final winner. What did I get myself into? The bracket thus far is here. Today's winner will face off against Rick Santorum telling Puerto Ricans to speak English if the... Read Post