The bracket thus far is here. Today's winner will face off in the second round against Santorum's gag reflex whenever he hears about JFK.
1. RICK PERRY SPEECHIFIES WHILE DRUNK. OR HIGH.
Just watch it. No other words will ever do it justice, except to say this: if you have to deny being on drugs or drunk after giving a speech, you gave a really shitty speech. In this case, it was epic.