BIG NEWS! BIG NEWS ALERT! SOUND THE BIG NEWS ALARM! EVERYONE SHUT UP AND SIT DOWN FOR TWO SECONDS, YOU’RE DEFINITELY GOING TO WANT TO HEAR THIS BIG NEWS ABOUT STEVEN SPIELBERG AND THIS THING HE SAID ABOUT MEETING LINDSAY LOHAN AND, JESUS, I’VE ALREADY GOTTEN AHEAD OF MYSELF, PLEASE EVERYONE JUST GATHER AROUND AND [...]
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Lindsay Lohan looking somewhat sober but definitely unemployed. Lindsay Lohan gets passed over for a role in Steven Soderbergh’s next film, and then begs for him to deny that it ever happened. Lindsay Lohan’s career is in a world o... Read Post
Although it wouldn't surprise us if Lindsay Lohan was testing her house arrest boundaries, the locked down actress' ankle monitoring bracelet went off due to a fluke with the equipment. Lohan's ankle bracelet sounded an alarm on Mon... Read Post
Alert! Alert! La Lohan has broken through the perimeter! Sound the alarm!!! She's Shawshanking!!! SHE'S SHAWSHANKING!!! Oh, wait. False alarm! On Tuesday afternoon, police were dispatched to the home of Lindsay Lohan when her ankle ... Read Post