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One thing that really, and I mean really-really, annoys me is having to pick up customers used toothpicks. IT'S BEEN IN YOUR MOUTH GOD DAMN IT AND YOU'VE LEFT IT STREWN ON THE TABLE BETWEEN THE GLASSES AND USED NAPKINS FOR ME WITH MY PRECIOUS FINGERS TO PICK UP. YOU DIRTY DIRTY BASTARD. Like I [...]
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From David Soames Advertising napkin n. a small piece of table linen that is used to wipe the mouth and to cover the lap in order to protect clothing. v. to wipe the mouth with a small piece of table linen. napkining n. (gerund) Add... Read Post

click thumbnails for larger pics We've never used them personally...but we like the idea, especially when done in glass or wood. For napkin ring lovers out there, we rounded up a variety of glass ty Read Post

Leaving a used toothpick on the table for me to have to pick up with my clean and lovely hands, the clean and lovely hands I use to eat sandwiches and caress Little Miss Manuel with, is a heinous thing to do and it depresses me as m... Read Post