Bartender : You already closed out your tab.
Customer : No I didn't.
Bartender : Yeah, you did, check your pocket.
Customer : I didn't sign anything.
Bartender : Oh, oh, oh, wait, no. No you didn't, I'm sorry.
Customer : Oh, I get it. (motions to another guy at bar) Two asian guys, right?
--Union Pool
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