Breaking: Mitt Romney announces he has never massaged John Travolta, contrary to his NYT piece "I Massaged the Hell Out of John Travolta"
Say what you will, but Mitt Romney is really laying the groundwork for the next three times he runs for office and loses.
Mitt Romney is proof that good-looking white men who were born rich & with political contacts can still make it in America.
As long as you have a great natural head of hair like John Travolta, you should be allowed to do whatever you want to massage therapists.
If John Travolta ends up losing money in the lawsuit he should try to make it back by trademarking "reverse massage."