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Selig Cartwright, Goldman Sachs Washroom Attendant: Mr. B’s Dimon And Clooney Angst

Poor, poor Jaimie Dimon. My heart goes out to the man, Selig. But Mr. B, he’s a competitor. He heads another Wall Street bank, JPMorgan Chase. I know Selig. I know. But his company lost $2 billion on some trading deals. Lost money, Selig! It was terribly embarrassing for the poor man. But don’t Wall [...]
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Selig Cartwright, Goldman Sachs Washroom Attendant, Comforts The Afflicted

Politics / US Politics : The Moderate Voice (last year)

(The scene opens in a Goldman Sachs washroom. Mr. B., a top company executive, has entered and rushes into his private Stall #8. A few moments later washroom attendant Selig Cartwright hears pathetic sobbing coming from the stall. H... Read Post

How To Contact Selig Cartwright, Goldman Sachs Washroom Attendant

Politics / US Politics : The Moderate Voice (last year)

Every once in awhile Selig Cartwright, Goldman Sachs washroom attendant, puts down his mop, plunger, and toilet brush to answer emails. Doing so is a welcome break from serving the hygiene needs of Wall Street insiders, pandering to... Read Post

Big Banks Now A Branch Of Government: Selig Cartwright, Goldman Sachs Washroom Attendant, Learns The Truth

Politics / US Politics : The Moderate Voice (10 months ago)

(When Mr. B. enters the Goldman Sachs washroom for his regular morning visit, he finds washroom attendant Selig Cartwright waiting expectantly…) What is it, Selig? You look pensive. Is there something you want to tell me? No, sir. S... Read Post


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