A comedian told a joke once about how so often, when he paused to reflect on his life thus far, he realized what a jerk he had been about five years ago. After doing this several times over the course of a few decades (realizing that five years prior he had been quite the jerk), it finally dawned on him that he's more than likely being quite the jerk right now. That's why older people tend to be more quiet, he said.
I think the only reason the term “platonic love” exists is because Plato got friendzoned 2500 years ago. Read Post
A woman who walked around for ten long years carrying a five-inch sex toy inside her without realizing can now breathe a sigh of relief because the offending article has finally been removed. The Scottish lady in question, who under... Read Post